How to get rid of a sex doll (srs)

02-21-2023, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted By IntelExchange⏩

So why doesnt OP return it and demand a proper one ? Just lol @ trowing 1.5k in a doll and its ****.

There's no way a company is going to take back sex toys, and I don't want another one. Having to discreetly store a life size sex doll is brutal.

Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩

Sounds like you purchased it from some shady BS website hahaha. Dun goofed HARD

Why did you order a fat one boyo? Should've gotten a slim sexy dime piece like I got

Naw it was from a reputable site. First time purchase so didn't know any better.

Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩

I'd use a reciprocating saw to take out the silicone and then use an angle grinder to cut throught the metal at the joints. Peel the silicone off the metal and no one will think its a body. Just put a little in the trash at the time and no one will suspect a thing. Or just sell it to Richstrong and let him keep it at the hunting camp

Yeah if I toss it, this will probably be the process.

Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

I create themed dolls. So if some dude has a fetish for Wonder Woman or some video game character like Chun Li, I make that happen for them. I basically procure, assemble, and create costumes, props, and do custom faces to convert a plain sex doll into a replica piece of art, that's sometimes fooked in its plastic holes. I make my money from the commission on the sale, plus the customization costs, which vary.

OP's IronTech is absolute chit. Hate to say it. The quality control is absolutely terrible. Most dolls look 100x better than that.

I used to work with WM dolls, which are nearly on Realdoll level when it comes to quality control and overall look. The only big difference is that they're made with TPE instead of silicone. The price difference is about $4000 though.

I'm just now getting into working on realdolls. I get a much better commission if I sell one and people like the whole "made in usa" thing when it comes to touching things with their penor.

From what I've read and seen IronTechs are pretty mid level, lots of cheaper brands out there too.

Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Bro, this thing is literally 136lbs of twisted silicone that gives me the bone. Imagine the smellz being passed around hundreds of Incel Miscers to be used and abused. Like, how do you even clean that thing? Is there a slide tray to empty the coomz? Or do you just stand it on its head and let it drip out..then call it 'good'?

Another rookie mistake I made- got a doll with a built in vag instead of a removable vag. I figured the removable vag might move around too much. But yeah the built in vag is hard to clean, it comes with a turkey baster kind of device to just blast soap/water/toy cleaner up there.

Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

I've only made a couple so far, and could easily be doxxed if I posted a finished one. srs. I've been to conventions where I'm sure hundreds of photos were taken.

Here's the most recent one I'm working on's QA pics from the factory. Turning her into Kitty Pryde(Earth 616) for a client:

I'll talk with the client and see if he's cool with me sharing progress pics. I'll post a thread if so.

Honestly that doesn't look that much better, considering it's 4k or more.

Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩

Repped.

Originally Posted By andyray⏩

holy chit lmao

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op do you have the link to the ad for that sex doll, what the fuk was it supposed to look like?

don't tell me you bought it knowing it looked like that

Like anything the pictures always look better than the product, but I knew it has ass and tits for days when I made the purchase. Think it said it was only like 115-120 pounds though and the box it shipped in said 136. Don't have the ad off the top of my head but if you search irontech dolls you can probably find it. Keep in mind this doll was one of the more "discounted" ones at the time and also had one of the fastest delivery times on the site which factored into choosing this one. Some dolls take months to arrive.

02-21-2023, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩

Honestly that doesn't look that much better, considering it's 4k or more.

That's a WM brah. It was $1500 for the doll, shipped.

My next client will be getting a Realdoll. That fooker is 6k.

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02-21-2023, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

Best I could do brah

Damn brah, Make it happen.

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02-21-2023, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted By Everyone

Tranny, Jawline etc.

fuk doll tradies srs

02-21-2023, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

That's a WM brah. It was $1500 for the doll, shipped.

My next client will be getting a Realdoll. That fooker is 6k.

Wait was that a cock about to be attached in the picture? Is that a Tranny Xmen doll?

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02-21-2023, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

That's a WM brah. It was $1500 for the doll, shipped.

My next client will be getting a Realdoll. That fooker is 6k.

How much money do you make/year? What's your education and previous work experience in?

02-21-2023, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩

Holy chit, didn't know zyzz was still alive.

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02-21-2023, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩

Holy chit, didn't know zyzz was still alive.

That's chesty brah

02-21-2023, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩

Wait was that a cock about to be attached in the picture? Is that a Tranny Xmen doll?

That's a removeable vageen insert. They do sell dong inserts though, both in average miscer size and proudmanlet size.

Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩

How much money do you make/year? What's your education and previous work experience in?

This is a side gig at the moment, hoping it goes full time. I make about $1500/doll when it's all said and done, and I can get a doll done in a few days if working full time. Big issue is time. I only have a couple hours a day to work on them, so in the end it takes me few weeks to finish one up. It requires 3d printing, mold making/casting, sewing, and airbrushing.

I'm a software tradie by day. This whole things started because I legit made a full on sex doll out of silicone with hopes to start a line of custom dolls. I have pics of that endeavor somewhere. Turns out it was more profitable to just modify existing dolls. At some point I'll start a dedicated thread.

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02-21-2023, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

That's a WM brah. It was $1500 for the doll, shipped.

My next client will be getting a Realdoll. That fooker is 6k.

6k? Sheesh

Well if you consider the amount you'll be saving by banging this instead of a real chick since you'll have to wine and dine a real woman, the ROI doesn't seem too bad.

Wait, wtf why am I explaining this. This is inhumane and just sick but but but i'm js

**edit since you work there do you get a discount on dolls? You could make your very own custom signatured after a pr0n star and be in starlett heaven.

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02-21-2023, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩

That's a removeable vageen insert. They do sell dong inserts though, both in average miscer size and proudmanlet size.

This is a side gig at the moment, hoping it goes full time. I make about $1500/doll when it's all said and done, and I can get a doll done in a few days if working full time. Big issue is time. I only have a couple hours a day to work on them, so in the end it takes me few weeks to finish one up. It requires 3d printing, mold making/casting, sewing, and airbrushing.

I'm a software tradie by day. This whole things started because I legit made a full on sex doll out of silicone with hopes to start a line of custom dolls. I have pics of that endeavor somewhere. Turns out it was more profitable to just modify existing dolls. At some point I'll start a dedicated thread.

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02-21-2023, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩

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Different line of work, but wtf, not hurting anyone and somebody's gonna do it. At least working with girls.

Can you imagine being the cad guy/ 3d modeler at a dildo company, just staring at cocks all day, adding different shape heads, veins, etc, that would be gay AF

Lmao. Bet he's a miscer

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02-21-2023, 11:13 AM

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Rehab a room in your house and hide it in the wall or floor?

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02-21-2023, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩

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Different line of work, but wtf, not hurting anyone and somebody's gonna do it. At least working with girls.

Can you imagine being the cad guy/ 3d modeler at a dildo company, just staring at cocks all day, adding different shape heads, veins, etc, that would be gay AF

Lol dildos aren't gay. They are inanimate objects

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02-21-2023, 11:23 AM

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post pics of ur cooom on her vag

02-21-2023, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩

Op needs real world advice on how to get rid of a sex doll that requires a 9" dick.
This leads to a Miscer coming forward within the space of a few posts and admiting he works in the sex doll industry.
Other miscers advise cutting it up like they've done it before on the regular.
Meanwhile Rich is currently trying to get finances in place to purchase it.
UPDATEResident LTC founder LeoSlayer enters thread bashing OP because doll is too HTC. Couple pages later LeoSlayer "dildos aren't gay. They are inanimate objects"

Why I misc.

Updated for you brah

02-21-2023, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩

def get rid of this one with fire...lots of fire

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02-21-2023, 01:19 PM

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Donate it to yakuza. Ded Fkn Srs! It will serve a greater purpose than just being pumped and dumped.

02-21-2023, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

Spoiler!

02-21-2023, 03:19 PM

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so what have we learned from this debacle?

1. don't go cheap.
2. don't buy HTC.
3. don't buy without a removable vag.

02-21-2023, 10:14 PM

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I need closure.

02-21-2023, 11:15 PM

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A+ thread. Had me rolling.

What a throwback to the old glory days of the Misc.

02-22-2023, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩

Lol dildos aren't gay. They are inanimate objects

*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

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02-22-2023, 01:51 AM

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Wtf there's no ass where the ass should be and no puss where the puss should be. Who tf designed that pile of trash OP.
Throw it in the fire and watch it melt, if you record it it would make a pretty cool youtube video

02-22-2023, 02:16 AM

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Why is there a piece of flesh missing from her ass? Wtf

02-22-2023, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

you think you could get your dick in there?

i think what OP is saying is that the vag is placed too high on the pubis area.

Damn

02-22-2023, 04:02 AM

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Thread continues to deliver lmfao

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02-22-2023, 04:37 AM

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