It's 6:37pm on a Sunday. You have work at 8am tomorrow, and you already have almost nothing to show for Friday's paycheck. You didn't want it to be that way, but you blew 200 bucks at the bar, made 3 child support payments to 2 different women, and you had to pay your lawyer the rest of your retainer for the domestic violence charge you caught back in January. To cope you've been drinking bud lights since 11 this morning. You know you need to get your act together because you're already on thin ice with Chad the foreman. You called out hungover the prior Monday, and the new hires Jose and Diego are already outproducing you twofold. However you decide to crack open another beer, "hey it helps my back pain" you tell yourself. As you sit on the couch watching the final laps of the NASCAR race you go into self reflection. You wished you would have went college and got a degree. You're only 34. You ponder if you still can- "I was always good at math" your mom told you, and you know your body isn't going to hold up until 65 pounding nails all day. However you know that's not who you are. You lack the norms of a well adjusted adult, you lose your temper easy, you can't quit smoking cigarettes, and your social circle consists only of other tradesman with similar interests. Reality sets in, you go to the local convenience store to grab a bag of doritos and a couple monsters for work tomorrow. You spend the remaining $35 dollars left from payday on scratch tickets hoping this time you'll finally hit it big and can quit working for good. No dice, your $35 investment has turned into $12 in "winners" as usual. You know you need to end the drinking for the day if you want to have any chance of making it to work tomorrow. You go home and log into the bodybuilding forums. You used to bodybuild back in the good ol' days before you were in too much pain from work, but now you're just a miscer. Disappointingly your best virtual buddies Wasp and Leo are both offline, but you see the user Voidgaze online and know how much he loves reps. You send him a PM offering him reps on spread for the rest of the year in exchange for 50 bucks so you can fill your Ram for the week. Voidgaze happily accepts as he has rubbed many miscers the wrong way lately and reps are becoming few and far between. You log off satisfied knowing you wont need to bum rides from Miguel who you still owe $140 to from 5 weeks ago. As you get ready for bed you try telling yourself that life is going to get better, that you're just going through a rough stretch. But somewhere in the back of your small tradie mind you know that is pure cope.

Cliffs: lol @ tradies

did you get your hair fixed yet?

did you get rid of the sex doll yet?

when will tradies learn?

My tradie tranny surrogate human said TLDR

Opie has hardon for tradies if he typed all that

Me: When will tradies learn?

ChatGTP: I'm sorry. I am unable to answer that as your question implies that tradies have the ability to learn.

What brand of tradie diddled your gf/wife/bf while you were slaving away in your cube little wagie?

absolutely brutal if true

lol wasp the king of the tradies always gets rustled by these threads

op will be calling a tradie to fix something in his house because he can’t do it.

just lol

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Lol opie defending his worthless job

The cope is extra strong with this tradie (srs).

Extreme Cope Detected

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just restocked the fridge with a 12pack of Monster energy to get through another week SRS

tradie 8 am??

more like 5-6am

A tradie who can both plan ahead and afford 12 pack at once?

Mirin brah, you must at least be the foreman srs.

We all know the crew superintendent only says 6am in hopes that their hungover tradies make it onto the site by 8am

Nah I actually worked today and got double time. Then I took an hour nap and played some call of duty. I’m watching nba and about to eat a pepperoni lovers from Pizza Hut. I actually don’t have to be at work until 2 so not stressed. I am stressed about my car though because sone idiot smashed into it and it might be totaled and now I don’t know what to get

Don’t
Think I’m
Gonna work tomorrow tbh

Not feeling it srs

"Dumb sloot" crashes into wasps car and totals it..

"Idiot" smashes into your car and totals it..

Can tradies comprehend the term "common denominator"?

Don't blame you srs

srs. I need to wander over to my home office around 9, check emails for a bit, assign some work, make some breakfast around 10, get a lift, nap, and get into the office at 3 for a meeting. I’ll be lucky to be home after a grueling day around 5.

Tradie life sounds like cake to me tbh.

what tradie starts at 8 am? tradie life > wake up around 4 am, start work at 6 am. Out at 2pm.

Tradies seething right now srs

See post #18.

lol @ you if you think tradies are going to read that

True

lol i will give tradies credit for this. most of them have a pretty good work schedule. waking up at 4am is absolutely poverty lifestyle tho

Did you read that I'd be out of the house from like 2:30 - 5:00? Issuing orders and giving my expert advice? Chit is rough bro. Will probs be to tired to cook when I get home so I'll hit up a banging tai place on the way home for some crispy duck and Chicken Ka Pow. Then need to rest up for another big day tomorrow.

And did you see freaking Biden raised the FICA cap out limit to $147k? How am I gonna buy fireworks on July 4th if I'm still paying FICA FFS.

It's a life not meant for everyone boyo.