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post 1678269393 03-03-2023, 11:16 AM
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Would you rather get colon cancer or accept colonoscopy screenings (aka homosexual)?

Is living worth the price you pay?
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post 1678269553 03-03-2023, 11:19 AM
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No need for anal rape anymore. Just use the poop scoop test.
post 1678269603 03-03-2023, 11:20 AM
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One time i got a colonoscopy and the doctor's hands were on my shoulders the entire time, was crazy.
post 1678269663 03-03-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By EngineerDinger⏩
No need for anal rape anymore. Just use the poop scoop test.
Was this invented in India?
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post 1678269993 03-03-2023, 11:25 AM
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lol when i got my colonoscopy the doctor's "colonoscope" felt suspiciously meaty.
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post 1678270043 03-03-2023, 11:25 AM
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lol at getting colon cancer anal test.
post 1678270093 03-03-2023, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03⏩
lol when i got my colonoscopy the doctor's "colonoscope" felt suspiciously meaty.
how hard does he mire the taint of goodguy03
Originally Posted By kusok⏩
lol at getting colon cancer anal test.
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post 1678270203 03-03-2023, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
One time i got a colonoscopy and the doctor's hands were on my shoulders the entire time, was crazy.
Same thing happened to me did you also end up leaking precum?
post 1678270233 03-03-2023, 11:29 AM
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I'm up in the air about the colonoscopy test. It hasn't been found to extend life in studies.
post 1678270243 03-03-2023, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Same thing happened to me did you also end up leaking precum?
disrespectful of the doc to rape your angus without giving you a reach-around srs
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post 1678270283 03-03-2023, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
One time i got a colonoscopy and the doctor's hands were on my shoulders the entire time, was crazy.
Its worse when he shows you both of his thumbs and says “magic!”
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post 1678270313 03-03-2023, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By ParsleyTea⏩
I'm up in the air about the colonoscopy test. It hasn't been found to extend life in studies.
Exactly but there's a proven study that concludes one procedure makes you a homosexual.
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post 1678271003 03-03-2023, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Exactly but there's a proven study that concludes one procedure makes you a homosexual.
N=2 study
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post 1678271503 03-03-2023, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03⏩
disrespectful of the doc to rape your angus without giving you a reach-around srs
I know right
Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Its worse when he shows you both of his thumbs and says “magic!”
Lol
Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Exactly but there's a proven study that concludes one procedure makes you a homosexual.
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post 1678271813 03-03-2023, 11:53 AM
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Had a colonoscopy done last year. I was shocked at how simple it was considering all the people that absolutely dread it, "I'd rather get a colonoscopy than sit through that again...", etc. You drink chicken broth and then piss out of your ass for a few hours the night before. Get to the place, lay down, sleep for a few minutes under general anesthesia, wake up, wander around like a drunkard, then gorge on food and go about your life. Really wasn't anything special.
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post 1678272093 03-03-2023, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
N=2 study
The only sample size that matters
Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Had a colonoscopy done last year. I was shocked at how simple it was considering all the people that absolutely dread it, "I'd rather get a colonoscopy than sit through that again...", etc. You drink chicken broth and then piss out of your ass for a few hours the night before. Get to the place, lay down, sleep for a few minutes under general anesthesia, wake up, wander around like a drunkard, then gorge on food and go about your life. Really wasn't anything special.
Do you find yourself more attracted to men now?
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
I know right



Lol



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Agreed
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post 1678272133 03-03-2023, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Do you find yourself more attracted to men now?
No more than before the procedure.........

Spoiler!
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it's the one cancer that's preventable. get your colonoscopies. and make sure your friends and loved ones do to. it can save you a lot of misery and quite possibly your life.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/01/healt...ort/index.html
post 1678272223 03-03-2023, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
it's the one cancer that's preventable. get your colonoscopies. and make sure your friends and loved ones do to.
Big daddy loves to get his angus fondled, doesn't he?
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