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post 1678736273 03-10-2023, 08:43 PM
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If you’re a single male…

And don’t have a dog, you’re missing out on the pussy potential.

Women love dogs.

Dog parks are a haven for single woman. And just driving around with your dog hanging it’s head out the window will get you attention.

Dogs show a woman you can take care of more than just yourself.

Some rules though: needs to be more masculine dogs that are both protective and friendly and large (think lab or ger shepard) and not scary like pits or rotts. And no small dogs.

Trust me.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1678736383 03-10-2023, 08:45 PM
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Imagine getting a dog just to attract a woman though.

We have enough unfit dog owners as it is, brahs should get a pet if they want one for real, not for hole.
post 1678736463 03-10-2023, 08:46 PM
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I'm not getting a dog. I can barely take care of a cat.
post 1678736523 03-10-2023, 08:47 PM
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if you are a player u can get any chicks. in any situation, poor or rich
post 1678736583 03-10-2023, 08:47 PM
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post 1678737173 03-10-2023, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Imagine getting a dog just to attract a woman though.

We have enough unfit dog owners as it is, brahs should get a pet if they want one for real, not for hole.
We have a larger amount of unfit parents than unfit dog owners.

This is for brahs who can take care of one obviously.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1678738023 03-10-2023, 09:06 PM
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no dog but i have 2 kids

what does that get me OP
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post 1678738093 03-10-2023, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By XPmpnII⏩
no dog but i have 2 kids

what does that get me OP
baby checks for the momma and tax benefits
post 1678738403 03-10-2023, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Did you actually name one of your cats monster0ultra or were you messing with me?
Yeah that's his name but I never actually call him by his name.
post 1678738473 03-10-2023, 09:13 PM
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You run the risk of meeting a "dog mom" or "fur baby" woman at a dog park.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1678738633 03-10-2023, 09:15 PM
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fuk that

brb vet bills
brb $50 a night for boarding
brb must be home 4x a day to let it chit
and on and on

no thx geoff
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post 1678739033 03-10-2023, 09:21 PM
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I can confirm…..my yellow lab (r.i.p.) was the best wingman ever
post 1678739173 03-10-2023, 09:22 PM
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why the hell would you get a dog just to impress sloots

just lmao
Balanced Test Crew
post 1678739323 03-10-2023, 09:24 PM
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why get a dog, when it's all about the boots?

🟩🟩🟩🟩 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 🟩🟩🟩🟩
post 1678740853 03-10-2023, 09:54 PM
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Getting a dog as a single person wbo works a full-time job that requires them to leave their home in order to work is one of the most underrated irresponsible things someone can do. Srs.
post 1678741073 03-10-2023, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I hope he moggs the other cats and isn't the runt of the litter.
He's a maine ****** so he's definitely a mogger.
post 1678752013 03-11-2023, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Getting a dog as a single person wbo works a full-time job that requires them to leave their home in order to work is one of the most underrated irresponsible things someone can do. Srs.
A properly trained dog only needs to go to the bathroom maybe 2-3 times max. Once in the morning before work, once after you get off and depending on size of the dog, maybe once before bed.

Easily doable for your average 40hr work week which according to the misc, is more like a 30.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1678752123 03-11-2023, 05:21 AM
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Was just mulling this over 30 minutes ago

It's getting time for another lab pup

Maybe next year
post 1678752203 03-11-2023, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
A properly trained dog only needs to go to the bathroom maybe 2-3 times max. Once in the morning before work, once after you get off and depending on size of the dog, maybe once before bed.

Easily doable for your average 40hr work week which according to the misc, is more like a 30.
yup my pitty/American bulldog mix only goes 2 times a day. Morning and evening.
post 1678752263 03-11-2023, 05:26 AM
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OP is correct



made a thread a couple of years ago with pics etc about smashing a girl in my apt complex — first thing she said to me in the elevator was “I love your dog” (ded fkn Srs)



get comments weekly from women about my Bernese mtn dog
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post 1678752343 03-11-2023, 05:30 AM
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man you actually make me wanna get one
post 1678752483 03-11-2023, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
OP is correct



made a thread a couple of years ago with pics etc about smashing a girl in my apt complex — first thing she said to me in the elevator was “I love your dog” (ded fkn Srs)



get comments weekly from women about my Bernese mtn dog
My 2nd fav breed

I've read you're lucky to get 10 years due to large bones

Thoughts
post 1678752533 03-11-2023, 05:37 AM
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If you're a young single male the world wants you dead
post 1678752673 03-11-2023, 05:40 AM
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My labs are the GOAT at cold approaching. Srs, vry srs. Instant ice breaker. Das it maine.
post 1678752833 03-11-2023, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
My 2nd fav breed

I've read you're lucky to get 10 years due to large bones

Thoughts
I love Berners man - I think I've been completely won over as far as breeds go. I don't know if I could ever do another breed now.


You're right, Berners do have somewhat of a shorter lifespan, and it's always a crapshoot. It seems like the bigger they are, the more they have issues with hip dysplasia and cancer in their later years, which is why when you google "berner lifespan" you'll see 6-8 years, which is pretty damn short.


I'm lucky, my girl is ~75 lbs, so very very small for the breed. I take her on a pretty solid 3-4 mile hike almost daily which helps keep her healthy. (ded fkn Srs)


My only complaint is the shedding, which is obviously a big thing with the breed. I vacuum daily.



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dont like the idea
of having a dog/cat improsned
in my cubicel...srs
not to mention wallet drain of food/vet

ALSO, we do practice the LGBTQ agenda on them
by mutuating their sexual parts so they can be defined as sterile
AKA neutered
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Yup, sloots love dogs. I have two labs and can confirm they are sloot magnets.
I loe e.
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No thanks, bro.
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So even if you don't get the girl at least you have a dog. However, don't get a dog to get a girl, get a dog to get a dog and it might help get women as a perk.

I don't know about a GSD, Malinois, or other working line dog. Oh yeah, people go nuts when you have a shepherd but not only are they probably more intimidating than a pit (in a differient way) but they can be quite the antagonist. A GSD isn't going to just love anyone, and they demand a lot of interaction with you, and well, they are territorial of you and might not want to share.
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
fuk that

brb vet bills
brb $50 a night for boarding
brb must be home 4x a day to let it chit
and on and on

no thx geoff
I thought you had a dog?

It's all worth it. I wouldn't trade my 10.5 years with my boo for anything. I'd do anything to have him back and have to walk him 4x a day.
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