You don’t have to get a dog for the online dating apps, just have a picture with a dog. Girls with dogs or even girls who appreciate animals will swipe right, even when you have it written that it’s your parents dog, and not yours.

I have a pic with my sisters dog and it often gets likes and comments from dog moms or the dog friendly crowd. My last date was with a French Vegan sloot who didn’t know much about my profile except that I had a dog pic and didn’t care it wasn’t mine - so I must be an ally in some sense, even though I straight up told her in the first minute that I’m not vegetarian.

Vegan pussy is the taaaastiest pussy out there. 2 week dating rule before going down on a Hinge sloot seems sufficient.

My Berner turns 10 in june. Slowing down, cataracts (can see fine though), and losing weight (probably cancer somewhere) but he is still a puppy everytime I come home. Best dog ever and I grew up with 4 dogs at a time of varying breeds my entire life. Just got a puppy from the same breeder. Exact same personality and mannerisms as my first one, they really are the best dogs (except they always have to have a paw on you).

Have you seen the Irish presidents dogs? Identical to mine in looks and mannerisms.
https://youtu.be/cM30ZGQ86ic

https://youtube.com/shorts/BxZW7jqYjxY?feature=share

Not true on the small dogs comment. My friend had a small dog that look like a super small miniature lab. Girls loved that dog. Girls also love french bulldogs which are small too.

I personally would not want a small dog myself, but that comment is wrong. As long as it's not a feminine dog, like a poodle or some sh*t. A small dog that's active and energetic will win points. I imagine beagles would do very well helping pick up women too.

Or you could just own a home with a decent sized yard and deck with covering and let them out to play while you work. Basically don't be a rentcel and this needing to leave work thing is not a real issue at all.

Oh also don't be a retard and live in the North where half of the year it's 20 degrees outside.

It rubs me the wrong way to get a dog just to meet girls. It's like going to church just to meet girls. Doing it with an ulterior motive just seems sociopathic and creepy

yeah this. one of my neighbors has a dog and is a total douche about it.
when he's alone with the dog he yells at it and treats it like ****
when a girl talks to him at the nearby dog park "Ya hurr he's muh buddy hurr he's such a good pooch total wingman"

Kiop speaks wisdom once again

this is why i never wanted pets of my own, can't be doing these things to them

You must be new here

Can confirm
doggos the best
Never alone, always the feeling of unconditional side kick

I also agree with this.

There are seriously far better ways to meet girls that don't require bringing a dog into your home and needing to take care of it. Not gonna lie the thing that keeps me from owning a dog is the time it takes owning one. Taking it for walks or to parks, going to the vet, bathing it on occasion, figuring out what to do with it if you have to travel, cleaning up it's sh*t, buying it food, etc. Sure they're a lot of fun and there's tons of benefits but they do take time and to some extent work assuming you actually care about it and don't plan to be a sh*t tier dog owner.

Irresponsible thread OP. A few incels might go get one now thinking it's gonna be a tool to help them get women. Being a pet owner is a ton of responsibility, last thing we want is poor animals suffering @ the hands of an alt account miscer.

why would you want to meet dog moms? half of them value dogs over human babies, and even if they don't the dog disrupts your dating/sex.

Nah…. You have to leave the basement to get a dog so no worries.

Lol. Man, you'd be surprised the dumb chit I've seen losers do to get laid. Look at threads on the misc about who is the current misc king. Most of the suggestions are a bunch of coomer degens who will do anything for attention.

Don’t encourage losers who can’t take care of themselves to take another living organism under their care. Instead, they can volunteer at dog shelters, and walk dogs from there. Social benefits of having a dog, minus the responsibility, plus an added bonus of seeming compassionate. Win-win-win.

RICHSTRONG fits this accurately

but im gone a lot.

I got you, that makes sense.