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03-20-2023, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Absolutely epicThey’re all 100% true
The drum set story and the cats. And the returning items and getting banned from Costco
Also he did show me a family of raccoons that he once took in. Ngl it was kind of adorable.
Sometimes I regret not taking the job because I had so many more questions
The drum set story and the cats. And the returning items and getting banned from Costco
Also he did show me a family of raccoons that he once took in. Ngl it was kind of adorable.
Sometimes I regret not taking the job because I had so many more questions
03-20-2023, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
I did not accept the job however I assume they would have a red logo somewhere in therewhat color are the walls now?
03-20-2023, 09:40 PM
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03-20-2023, 09:42 PM
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03-20-2023, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
He admitted that most of the stories are absolutely true with only very minor embellishments.whats he like IRL, you said boring?
I think his stories are all real and he just exaggerates them for the misc
I think his stories are all real and he just exaggerates them for the misc
I would not say that he is boring. You just wouldn’t expect him to be the man, the myth, the legend at a glance.
However, when it was revealed that I knew who he was, he was 100% willing to drop the act.
Definitely would be fun to have a beer with/10
03-20-2023, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By i3oosted⏩
Unfortunately I did not get to hear any future plans as I did not accept the job.How did he want you to kidnap the governor??
However there was talk of potentially allowing kittens in the work place
03-20-2023, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By poland144⏩
Are you still filled with water or did he ever get you fixedI can confirm I am house
03-20-2023, 10:01 PM
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Alright this is a level of random even I couldn't have predicted srs
If boss I wood've nicknamed himsqualor
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03-20-2023, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Das it mane
I could not have foreseen it either
I won the misc lotto that day.
Truthfully, there’s only one other miscer that could top this experience
03-20-2023, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Das not it mane he was a nice guyI saw Linux Jon at a grocery store in Texas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
03-20-2023, 11:40 PM
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Did you feel like you were in good hands?
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03-21-2023, 12:01 AM
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Hey bro,
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow
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03-21-2023, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Hey bro,
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow

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03-21-2023, 12:24 AM
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03-21-2023, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By WABeast⏩
I feel dumb but I have zero idea what the ATF isOP, what made you decide to apply for the ATF?
Was it the benefits and pay?
Was it the benefits and pay?
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
I see where you’re going but it’s not thereDid you feel like you were in good hands?
Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Dude I totally understand. Let’s def grab a beer some time.Hey bro,
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow
Sincere apologies I lost touch after the interview. Chit was crazy with work and family stuff and I went dark mode for a while to focus. We absolutely need to get a beer soon. Shoot me a text tomorrow
I also went full hermit mode up until recently.
Also just know if ya need anything I got you brotha
I’ll shoot ya a text
03-21-2023, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
In for misc meetup.Dude I totally understand. Let’s def grab a beer some time.
I also went full hermit mode up until recently.
Also just know if ya need anything I got you brotha
I’ll shoot ya a text
I also went full hermit mode up until recently.
Also just know if ya need anything I got you brotha
I’ll shoot ya a text
There's a bunch of TX brahs in the same general vicinity. I'd drive down there for a meetup (srs)
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03-21-2023, 08:41 AM
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The misc fourth wall has been smashed.
03-21-2023, 08:46 AM
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Did you ask him about the logistics of setting his hair on fire?
Nah bro I’m sweet.
03-21-2023, 08:48 AM
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Such a small world. Before you left, did you whisper into his ear "Can confirm. I am house."?
I'm back, bitches!
03-21-2023, 08:49 AM
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Good thing he set his hair on fire. Otherwise, it would be off to Gulag with him.
03-21-2023, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Fukk one of my favorites of all time (srs)Such a small world. Before you left, did you whisper into his ear "Can confirm. I am house."?
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03-21-2023, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By notthis⏩
Probably one of the catsWho was running the deep fryer while John was conducting the interview?
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Fuark I missed the opportunitySuch a small world. Before you left, did you whisper into his ear "Can confirm. I am house."?
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Hahaha it was definitely some wild chitThe misc fourth wall has been smashed.
Originally Posted By Robmnrd⏩
Would 100% be down. Have met a few TX miscers since I’ve been down hereIn for misc meetup.
There's a bunch of TX brahs in the same general vicinity. I'd drive down there for a meetup (srs)
There's a bunch of TX brahs in the same general vicinity. I'd drive down there for a meetup (srs)
Sword kicked me in the face once and that was pretty sick.
03-21-2023, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
Never in a million years would I have anticipated thisCan't picture him doing an interview tbh so i don't believe
03-21-2023, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
TBH I have no idea what I'm doing so this is fairCan't picture him doing an interview tbh so i don't believe
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03-21-2023, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I need to know more about china not being real.TBH I have no idea what I'm doing so this is fair
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