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post 1679374613 03-21-2023, 10:55 PM
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About to go back to mine, fuk me she is 🔥
- Ex British Army

- Manchester United

- Tomorrowland 2014/15/16/17/19/22/23
- Ultra Miami 2016/18/22/23
- EDC Las Vegas 2022
- EDC Orlando 2023
post 1679374883 03-21-2023, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA


About to go back to mine, fuk me she is
Gjdm, but ask her bro wtf is wrong with his fingers or if he used ai or wtf pls.
Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Also this was her mate she was with, massively thinking I dun goofed. She was chatting to my mate as I was gaming the blonde one. The brunette was quite forward with me, she mentioned she had Hinge, I said I had too, she then asked why I’d not matched her yet. Was complimenting me calling me handsome etc, but didn’t want to fuk things with the blonde one.

Originally Posted By stupid000
Is this a picture created by that ai? His fingers look ****ed, especially his bent fingertips on the counter.

If you're on mobile you can zoom in on his right hand and see how ****ed it is.
post 1679375463 03-21-2023, 11:31 PM
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So you're a vaxcel?

Still can't enter the US as a foreigner without the vax.
post 1679376033 03-22-2023, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Also this was her mate she was with, massively thinking I dun goofed. She was chatting to my mate as I was gaming the blonde one. The brunette was quite forward with me, she mentioned she had Hinge, I said I had too, she then asked why I’d not matched her yet. Was complimenting me calling me handsome etc, but didn’t want to fuk things with the blonde one.

That's MarioMiami's little brother
post 1679376053 03-22-2023, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca
So you're a vaxcel?

Still can't enter the US as a foreigner without the vax.
if you lie you can, depends on who is asking too
post 1679383033 03-22-2023, 06:24 AM
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Just to conclude the thread

- Ex British Army

- Manchester United

- Tomorrowland 2014/15/16/17/19/22/23
- Ultra Miami 2016/18/22/23
- EDC Las Vegas 2022
- EDC Orlando 2023
post 1679383163 03-22-2023, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
Do you think your buddy ever hides thing in his sideboob roll?
ironically i bet he's the most secure and happy on the inside
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1679383413 03-22-2023, 06:31 AM
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Let us know what her bunghole tastes like, brah.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1679383523 03-22-2023, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Also this was her mate she was with, massively thinking I dun goofed. She was chatting to my mate as I was gaming the blonde one. The brunette was quite forward with me, she mentioned she had Hinge, I said I had too, she then asked why I’d not matched her yet. Was complimenting me calling me handsome etc, but didn’t want to fuk things with the blonde one.

i dont care what it identifies as, this is a man!
post 1679384293 03-22-2023, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Just to conclude the thread

Repped. Srs, vry srs.
post 1679385043 03-22-2023, 07:11 AM
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Smart strategy hanging out with milk bags for bodies friends on the beach, careful though, you're on your way there too.
**Florida Crew**
**Waiting for National Guard Bus Ride to Labor Camp Crew**
post 1679385363 03-22-2023, 07:19 AM
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This is definitely the top miscer. Always delivers with pics. Can't rep this man enough
post 1679385533 03-22-2023, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002
That accent has to be a cheat code with American broads. Good times.
It is. Same with my accent (I'm from Ireland). When I was in cali all I had to do was talk in their general area, not even directly to them and it opened up from there.
post 1679385643 03-22-2023, 07:25 AM
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Lol at the jelly ph@gs. Do you brah.
post 1679385653 03-22-2023, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Just to conclude the thread

Mirin

What happened to your friend and her friend
post 1679385723 03-22-2023, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Just to conclude the thread

Where tf is her butt.

Either way, you know I'm terrified of banging randoms like you do brah but I can't hate on you for living your best life and delivering for the misc. Reps.
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post 1679385813 03-22-2023, 07:28 AM
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bend the knee to FL
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1679385953 03-22-2023, 07:30 AM
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Still waiting on updates as to what her caca collector taste like.

Also imagining the unwashed in the sun all day coconut tanning lotion sweat smellz emanating from under the covers ^^^
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1679386033 03-22-2023, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By TOUCHEDbyMany
Oh look another Matty5RA NPC I got jaw surgery I have an Npc tattoo sleeve and faded haircut and get dumb Raver chick chick's thread

Not jelly at all

How do poeple live this NPC life style srs
You have any idea how jealous you sound right now?
post 1679386253 03-22-2023, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Let us know what her bunghole tastes like, brah.
She tasted amazing bro. She’s gone now as she has to check out of her hotel at 11.00, gutted I’ll never smash again.
Originally Posted By mcdojo
Mirin

What happened to your friend and her friend
Oh yeh fuk, let me tell you about her, absolute car crash for him. When we got back to our place, she was throwing up all over the apartment. I noped back to my room and left everyone else to clean her sick up. Blonde girl actually did most of it out of embarrassment for her mate. Anyway, fuked the blonde and she went to sleep.

I went out to the toilet and her and my mate still hadn’t fuked due to how intoxicated she was, I walked past their room and the door was open with him fully clothed and her fully naked on the bed, talking for some reason. She goes ‘oi’ and says get in here now. I walk in like wtf is up and sit on the edge of the bed. She says she wants a threesome, I told her nah I’ve literally just fuked her best mate. She said she won’t tell if I won’t. Again I said no, so she gets up and literally bends over in front of my face, her lips were like mm away.

My mate is just bertstaring me. I got up and went in the bathroom. A minute later she walks in behind me and locks the door. She says she wants my dick inside her. I was so close to bending her over and fuking her but I decided against it, told her to go fuk my mate and then went back to the blonde and woke her up for another fuk.
- Ex British Army

- Manchester United

- Tomorrowland 2014/15/16/17/19/22/23
- Ultra Miami 2016/18/22/23
- EDC Las Vegas 2022
- EDC Orlando 2023
post 1679386373 03-22-2023, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Still waiting on updates as to what her caca collector taste like.

Also imagining the unwashed in the sun all day coconut tanning lotion sweat smellz emanating from under the covers ^^^
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1679386403 03-22-2023, 07:40 AM
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Living the dream boyyo, on spread
*htc*
*Myasthenia gravis crew*
Always confuse to and too
Never gonna make it
Lets lurk
post 1679386483 03-22-2023, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
She tasted amazing bro. She’s gone now as she has to check out of her hotel at 11.00, gutted I’ll never smash again.



Oh yeh fuk, let me tell you about her, absolute car crash for him. When we got back to our place, she was throwing up all over the apartment. I noped back to my room and left everyone else to clean her sick up. Blonde girl actually did most of it out of embarrassment for her mate. Anyway, fuked the blonde and she went to sleep.

I went out to the toilet and her and my mate still hadn’t fuked due to how intoxicated she was, I walked past their room and the door was open with him fully clothed and her fully naked on the bed, talking for some reason. She goes ‘oi’ and says get in here now. I walk in like wtf is up and sit on the edge of the bed. She says she wants a threesome, I told her nah I’ve literally just fuked her best mate. She said she won’t tell if I won’t. Again I said no, so she gets up and literally bends over in front of my face, her lips were like mm away.

My mate is just bertstaring me. I got up and went in the bathroom. A minute later she walks in behind me and locks the door. She says she wants my dick inside her. I was so close to bending her over and fuking her but I decided against it, told her to go fuk my mate and then went back to the blonde and woke her up for another fuk.
I am rock hard.
I'm naked
post 1679387373 03-22-2023, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I really gotta do Miami Music Week and Ultra, seems like a fuking awesome time.

Where do you typically stay? I always seem to piss away like $500+ per day while in Miami, and staying there for 10ish days is usually more than I'm looking to spend on a trip.
Sorry bro, missed this. So this is my 4th time doing MMW and Ultra. First time I stayed in the Hilton downtown which was costly. The following 3 times, including this, I’ve stayed in an Airbnb. I generally book all my events before I come. Pre drink before I head out and also smuggle miniatures into places to avoid spending a chit ton on drink. I went to publix on the first day and bought a load of food to cook so every meal isn’t a dine out. So it’s possible to not spend 100’s a day. We’ve also all downloaded Lyft and referred each other as friends, plus activated the 30 day free trial, so all our rides are only costing us a few dollars each, even the long ones.
- Ex British Army

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- Tomorrowland 2014/15/16/17/19/22/23
- Ultra Miami 2016/18/22/23
- EDC Las Vegas 2022
- EDC Orlando 2023
post 1679388033 03-22-2023, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
She tasted amazing bro. She’s gone now as she has to check out of her hotel at 11.00, gutted I’ll never smash again.



Oh yeh fuk, let me tell you about her, absolute car crash for him. When we got back to our place, she was throwing up all over the apartment. I noped back to my room and left everyone else to clean her sick up. Blonde girl actually did most of it out of embarrassment for her mate. Anyway, fuked the blonde and she went to sleep.

I went out to the toilet and her and my mate still hadn’t fuked due to how intoxicated she was, I walked past their room and the door was open with him fully clothed and her fully naked on the bed, talking for some reason. She goes ‘oi’ and says get in here now. I walk in like wtf is up and sit on the edge of the bed. She says she wants a threesome, I told her nah I’ve literally just fuked her best mate. She said she won’t tell if I won’t. Again I said no, so she gets up and literally bends over in front of my face, her lips were like mm away.

My mate is just bertstaring me. I got up and went in the bathroom. A minute later she walks in behind me and locks the door. She says she wants my dick inside her. I was so close to bending her over and fuking her but I decided against it, told her to go fuk my mate and then went back to the blonde and woke her up for another fuk.
repped srs. there's nothing like tongue-slamming the fart box and hearing her moaning to high heaven
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1679388843 03-22-2023, 08:19 AM
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literally 10/10 thread. God bless you OP, im mirin hard.

Edit: how long did u last, be srs.
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post 1679394703 03-22-2023, 09:52 AM
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Ugh. Women with tats make be barf. Congrats though
post 1679394963 03-22-2023, 09:55 AM
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Your m8s need to take some lifting/eating advice from you bruv. Have fun regardless SRS
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post 1679395273 03-22-2023, 09:59 AM
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tried to rep OP but still on spread

OP is one of the few miscers who actually delivers these days, gjdm
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post 1679395483 03-22-2023, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By TOUCHEDbyMany
Oh look another Matty5RA NPC I got jaw surgery I have an Npc tattoo sleeve and faded haircut and get dumb Raver chick chick's thread

Not jelly at all

How do poeple live this NPC life style srs
What's this jaw surgery obsession on here lately...

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