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post 1679379323 03-22-2023, 03:15 AM
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Bachelor/Bachelorette parties....

When did this degenerate trend start?

Visiting strippers and having an orgy b4 getting married..... wtf?

Does this trend exist outside of the western world?

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post 1679379633 03-22-2023, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Whores aren't bound to one country, you stupid bastard
sorry that ur wife got a bukakke for her bachelorette party while u drank some beers with ur loser friends

dw tho, ur wife gets a tyrone train regularly
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More of a white people thing, some of you guys are wild.

Went to a bachelor party with strippers where both the grooms dad and the bride's dad came. Brides dad licked some cream off some stripper titties, I think the groom did as well, and definitely had nude strippers grinding on him while her dad watched lmao.
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I always found those events pointless and stupid. The nature of said parties says a lot about that person and the probability of future marital success. What kind of guy is pathetic enough to want to sit there and look at a used up, cigarette-stank, VD-adled woman grinding her fish burger and fake molkers all over him while his stupid drunk buddies woop and take photos and what kind of woman wants some coked out, roided-up, trash tattoo'd ex-criminal helicopter his flaccid penis at her while thrusting violently.

Nice start to a healthy marriage.
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post 1679379873 03-22-2023, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
More of a white people thing, some of you guys are wild.

Went to a bachelor party with strippers where both the grooms dad and the bride's dad came. Brides dad licked some cream off some stripper titties, I think the groom did as well, and definitely had nude strippers grinding on him while her dad watched lmao.
IMO, gramps doing degen stuff is more understandable. His wife prob blew up 350lbs and is a shriveled up karen. Prob could careless if her husband enjoys some stripper molkers.

But a couple degening right before marriage? hell nahhh
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I always found those events pointless and stupid. The nature of said parties says a lot about that person and the probability of future marital success. What kind of guy is pathetic enough to want to sit there and look at a used up, cigarette-stank, VD-adled woman grinding her fish burger and fake molkers all over him while his stupid drunk buddies woop and take photos and what kind of woman wants some coked out, roided-up, trash tattoo'd ex-criminal helicopter his flaccid penis at her while thrusting violently.

Nice start to a healthy marriage.
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Originally Posted By NutInsideMouth⏩
Exactly, just all around harem.
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Marriage is the biggest cringe invented by man

Go to any wedding

ANY

they all.the same

Yet they are all a gamble

Biggest fkn waste of time going

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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
Marriage is the biggest cringe invented by man

Go to any wedding

ANY

they all.the same

Yet they are all a gamble

Biggest fkn waste of time going

Robots
LOLnat spending 30K on a pop up tent, a bunch of chairs, a couple steaks, some booze, the weird guy serving espresso shots, and a photographer.

Imagine waking up with 30K and 8 hours later you lost that 30K.
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I've seen more relationships break up over those parties than a lot of other things. It definitely tells you a lot about the couples' relationship if one of them thinks they need "one last wild party" before getting married. And of course it leads to lying about what happened, because nobody comes right out and says "oh yeah, I totally banged the stripper. After all, it was paid for!"

A buddy of mine was a male stripper and he used to get laid at any bachelorette party or at least get oral, and often it was from the bride or someone in the bridal party who was married. Or he'd get hit up after the fact and bang them on the side after the party. After hearing his stories I just shake my head when women get strippers.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I've seen more relationships break up over those parties than a lot of other things. It definitely tells you a lot about the couples' relationship if one of them thinks they need "one last wild party" before getting married. And of course it leads to lying about what happened, because nobody comes right out and says "oh yeah, I totally banged the stripper. After all, it was paid for!"

A buddy of mine was a male stripper and he used to get laid at any bachelorette party or at least get oral, and often it was from the bride or someone in the bridal party who was married. Or he'd get hit up after the fact and bang them on the side after the party. After hearing his stories I just shake my head when women get strippers.
The troupe whose gif I posted above actually ended in a divorce-dude got married to the woman, then somebody saw the video months or a year later & told him she had the strippers dick in her mouth.
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It's become an "event." I dont get it, it's just another bros trip IMO.
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Agree..... I' have to help organise my friends hens party in a few months and I'm really not looking forward to it. She wants to go see some male strippers and I'd rather watch paint dry. Has no appeal whatsoever.

My boyfriend said I can just say that he won't let me go, but she's spending about a thousand dollars on my dress, hair & makeup, and accomodation before the wedding so I feel obliged to go along with what she wants.
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
Agree..... I' have to help organise my friends hens party in a few months and I'm really not looking forward to it. She wants to go see some male strippers and I'd rather watch paint dry. Has no appeal whatsoever.

My boyfriend said I can just say that he won't let me go, but she's spending about a thousand dollars on my dress, hair & makeup, and accomodation before the wedding so I feel obliged to go along with what she wants.
Will your hens party suck whip cream off stripper dik?
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Both of the Bachelor parties I've partaken in have been fun non-degenerate nights (srs).

The most degenerate part about them was getting super fukking hammered by the end.

But all we did for the first one was a bomb-ass steak dinner, followed by hanging at a bar, followed by going back home and watching movies that we enjoyed while in college and reminiscing about the college days while getting hammered.

The second one was maybe theoretically more degenerate because we did go to a casino for the first half of the night, but again other than that it was just good food, lots of drinks and bro time.
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Will your hens party suck whip cream off stripper dik?
No, I know that the brides sister feels even more strongly about it than me. She's family tho so she can say what she really thinks. The other bridesmaids are both married already and I've never seen them act remotely slutty so I'd be surprised if they started now.

My hopes are if we go to a club rather than getting them in privately, we can get the "cheap" option whereby we don't have much involvement or interaction.
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
No, I know that the brides sister feels even more strongly about it than me. She's family tho so she can say what she really thinks. The other bridesmaids are both married already and I've never seen them act remotely slutty so I'd be surprised if they started now.

My hopes are if we go to a club rather than getting them in privately, we can get the "cheap" option whereby we don't have much involvement or interaction.
There's going to be some inevitable slooting.
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Originally Posted By Robmnrd⏩
Both of the Bachelor parties I've partaken in have been fun non-degenerate nights (srs).

The most degenerate part about them was getting super fukking hammered by the end.

But all we did for the first one was a bomb-ass steak dinner, followed by hanging at a bar, followed by going back home and watching movies that we enjoyed while in college and reminiscing about the college days while getting hammered.

The second one was maybe theoretically more degenerate because we did go to a casino for the first half of the night, but again other than that it was just good food, lots of drinks and bro time.
This is the typical bachelor's party.

Can we say the same about a bachelorette's party?
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
Agree..... I' have to help organise my friends hens party in a few months and I'm really not looking forward to it. She wants to go see some male strippers and I'd rather watch paint dry. Has no appeal whatsoever.

My boyfriend said I can just say that he won't let me go, but she's spending about a thousand dollars on my dress, hair & makeup, and accomodation before the wedding so I feel obliged to go along with what she wants.
Most guys would appreciate if their gf decided to not go on their own terms
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Agreed this is some serious degen behavior.

Honestly it's a good test though. If I was thinking about marrying a girl and she floated the idea of a bachelorette party I would use that as a red flag to not follow through with the wedding. I'd 100% call it off no question.

If you get engaged and she says she doesn't want to do any of that nonsense you might have one worth marrying. In a way I'm glad the tradition exists. It's one final way to screen against trash. The trash will literally always go for that idea of a bachelorette party. None of them will even think this is a screening measure.

Also before anyone asks, yes I would forego a bachelor party as well. That sh*t is just not needed whatsoever. If anything I'd rather have a party together with the person I planned to marry.
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
LOLnat spending 30K on a pop up tent, a bunch of chairs, a couple steaks, some booze, the weird guy serving espresso shots, and a photographer.

Imagine waking up with 30K and 8 hours later you lost that 30K.
It's crazy how expensive they are.... like what the f*ck is the cost? Like you said you rent a venue with some food and that's it. It's one massive upcharge by the industry. You'd seriously be better off hitting up a venue saying you need to host a corporate event, then decorate the place for a wedding and cater some food and you'd probably pull the entire event off for $5k max.
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