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Thread: Dumdum Siri isn’t fit to hold Google Assistant’s jockstrap (srs)

post 1679702503 03-27-2023, 01:29 PM
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Dumdum Siri isn’t fit to hold Google Assistant’s jockstrap (srs)

BRB literally too stupid to know that “add X to my grocery list” and “add X to my GROCERIES list” are the same thing.

I haven’t missed much since moving to iOS this generation but holeee crap is the voice assistant poop for brains compared to a Pixel. They aren’t even playing the same sport.

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post 1679702613 03-27-2023, 01:30 PM
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Ok boomer

Do you also compose voice texts in public and listen to your voicemails on speaker phone
post 1679704733 03-27-2023, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Ok boomer

Do you also compose voice texts in public and listen to your voicemails on speaker phone
Adding crap to your list hands free while you’re cooking is one of the greatest advancements of the century my simple minded friend.
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post 1679704793 03-27-2023, 02:04 PM
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Hate siri so much. Wish Apple would improve it but doesn’t seem likely.
post 1679705003 03-27-2023, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Kimmyflow12⏩
Hate siri so much. Wish Apple would improve it but doesn’t seem likely.
In its current state it’s so feature incomplete and behind google it’s not even funny. I just asked when John Wick 4 comes out and it tells you the release date of John Wick 2 in 2017. The screen dictation confirmed it heard 4 and not 2, not a miscommunication issue.

One of biggest movies of the year? Sorry dude I’ve Never heard of it.
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post 1679705013 03-27-2023, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Adding crap to your list hands free while you’re cooking is one of the greatest advancements of the century my simple minded friend.
1. Why would I be cooking
2. Why would I be making a grocery list
3. You’re a soyboy
post 1679705553 03-27-2023, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
1. Why would I be cooking
2. Why would I be making a grocery list
3. You’re a soyboy
1. Because as a grown man you’re embarrassed to be dependent on another for such a basic and life sustaining skill.

2. To always have good food in the house.

3. You got me bro, don’t forget to tip your door dasher.
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post 1679706573 03-27-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
1. Because as a grown man you’re embarrassed to be dependent on another for such a basic and life sustaining skill.

2. To always have good food in the house.

3. You got me bro, don’t forget to tip your door dasher.
I have a woman for these tasks
post 1679707003 03-27-2023, 02:36 PM
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Very soon you will have you're own little personal assistant on your phones that will make Siri and and google look like stone age technology. I'd say 50 percent chance in the next 5 years, 100 percent in the next 10 and maybe even within the next 2-3 years. It will literally be like talking to another person like in the movie "Her" apart from the fact it won't actually be sentient but that doesn't matter.
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