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» Is 21 too young to start taking some ZMA?
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post 1679836613 03-29-2023, 04:14 PM
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Is 21 too young to start taking some ZMA?

If there's one thing a good brand of ZMA can do, it's that it can give you solid enduring erections and propel your libido to astronomical heights (if you're a (low T) dude, that is).

With this in mind, is 21 too young to start taking ZMA?
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post 1679836663 03-29-2023, 04:15 PM
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post 1679836873 03-29-2023, 04:18 PM
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Don't take ZMA that young bro, you will start growing a uterus.
post 1679836883 03-29-2023, 04:18 PM
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ZMA is basically very powerful steroid, be safe bro srs. I had a buddy that took ZMA and he broke all his PR’s within a month but started growing tits and then he killed his grandma’s cat in a fit of rage when she overcooked his chicken tenders one night after he came back from the gym.
post 1679836903 03-29-2023, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
Dont do it your balls will shrink and your natural test production shuts down srs
Obviously this is a joke.

ZMA is just a special form of Zinc whipped up into a proprietary blend of a special form of Magnesium with added Vitamin B6 for better absorption and vivid dreams.

I must say that when I have taken a great brand of ZMA in the past, my sleep has been phenomenal and my dreams have been very vivid.
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post 1679837873 03-29-2023, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric
he killed his grandma’s cat in a fit of rage when she overcooked his chicken tenders one night after he came back from the gym.
I'm just impressed they were able to train a cat to cook chicken tenders at all.
post 1679838453 03-29-2023, 04:46 PM
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Don't do it mate, i tried to dabble with it in high school, was a horrible experience.

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the ZMA monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the ZMA, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The ZMA monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the ZMA tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. ZMA. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
post 1679838633 03-29-2023, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1
Don't do it mate, i tried to dabble with it in high school, was a horrible experience.

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the ZMA monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the ZMA, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The ZMA monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the ZMA tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. ZMA. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
Did you go through manually and make the alterations or did you use a find/replace to do it?

Either way, reps for creative use of copypasta (srs)
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post 1679838973 03-29-2023, 04:57 PM
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going through ZMA withdrawal right now srs. Its not worth it srs. Balls have shrank to the size of marbles and my dink is like a spaghetti noodle.
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post 1679839003 03-29-2023, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By nickh04
Balls have shrank to the size of marbles and my dink is like a spaghetti noodle.
So not much has changed?
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