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post 1680090223 04-03-2023, 07:26 AM
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Rate young Martha Stewart

I'd tastefully home decorate her so hard.








post 1680090353 04-03-2023, 07:27 AM
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That Martha deserves doggy style
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post 1680090403 04-03-2023, 07:29 AM
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Would decorate her face with load after load of hot creamy coom
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post 1680090553 04-03-2023, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****
Would decorate her face with load after load of hot creamy coom
Do you have the recipe you can share?
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post 1680090573 04-03-2023, 07:32 AM
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Snoop Dogg is hitting that right now.
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post 1680091093 04-03-2023, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin
Snoop Dogg is hitting that right now.
She's so old right now her Vagina feels like sandpaper
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post 1680091213 04-03-2023, 07:41 AM
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I'd batter her muffins with many hot steamy loads.
post 1680091233 04-03-2023, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin
Snoop Dogg is hitting that right now.
Mirin , he could coom bucketzz in that barren womb with no regrats
post 1680091493 04-03-2023, 07:47 AM
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Looks like the type of sloot to ride a big black cawk
post 1680091863 04-03-2023, 07:55 AM
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the wall comes for all
post 1680092903 04-03-2023, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By iloveus
She's so old right now her Vagina feels like sandpaper
Use a pastry brush with a little simple syrup, evaporated milk, buttermilk, or a liqueur to remoisten her cake. It's a good thing.

post 1680093133 04-03-2023, 08:33 AM
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Let's just say that I would not, for even the slightest moment, hesitate sticking my eager quivering tongue into her tight puckering butthole (at least 1 full inch inside) while she redecorated my office.

Speaking of tongue-punching fart boxes - I am sure she is no stranger to this given her time in thehole.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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post 1680093363 04-03-2023, 08:38 AM
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hnnng that resting bitch face

old martha stewart can get it too
post 1680093773 04-03-2023, 08:44 AM
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I'd share my batter "recipe" with her if you know what I mean.
โ€œIf there is no struggle, there is no progress.โ€ - Frederick Douglass
post 1680093813 04-03-2023, 08:45 AM
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I wouldn't have recognized her if you hadn't said those pics are Martha Stewart . .. she was pretty
post 1680094063 04-03-2023, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Aameiel
I'd share my batter "recipe" with her if you know what I mean.
Das it mane.

Would butter her buns if you catch my drift.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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