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Thread: How come we not smashing snakes?

post 1680163343 04-04-2023, 12:13 PM
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How come we not smashing snakes?

Nofap, do NOT look.

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post 1680163813 04-04-2023, 12:22 PM
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Lmaoooooooo holy fook somebody rep this man im all out.
post 1680164033 04-04-2023, 12:26 PM
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Huh. Not what I expected actually. Damn I might have to get a snake now and mouth **** it.
post 1680164053 04-04-2023, 12:26 PM
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post 1680164173 04-04-2023, 12:29 PM
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smash as many snakes as possible while most are virgins
post 1680164193 04-04-2023, 12:29 PM
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post 1680164303 04-04-2023, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By NutInsideMouth⏩
smash as many snakes as possible while most are virgins
pretty soon we're gonna have to settle for a snake that's had 50+ dicks in it
post 1680164453 04-04-2023, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
pretty soon we're gonna have to settle for a snake that's had 50+ dicks in it
Social media-driven vipergamy.
post 1680164623 04-04-2023, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
Social media-drivenvipergamy.
lol holy chit
post 1680165013 04-04-2023, 12:40 PM
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I should call her….
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post 1680165243 04-04-2023, 12:43 PM
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Because we don't want to lose our peni.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1680166523 04-04-2023, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩
Social media-driven vipergamy.
Lmao
post 1680168853 04-04-2023, 01:39 PM
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Damn brah that snussy looks tight
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post 1680169023 04-04-2023, 01:42 PM
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Lol I would bet that back in the days ppl would use snakes as fleshlights (super ded fkn srs)
post 1680169323 04-04-2023, 01:46 PM
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Heard about this on a Joe Rogan podcast, someone got in trouble for this kinda recently. If you Google "news reports on snake sex" or similar, you'll beput on a listput on a listseeing lots of dudes facing trials and chit for this.
post 1680169833 04-04-2023, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Visel⏩
Heard about this on a Joe Rogan podcast, someone got in trouble for this kinda recently. If you Google "news reports on snake sex" or similar, you'll beput on a listput on a listseeing lots of dudes facing trials and chit for this.
Yeah but I think they were having actual sex with the snake.....through its "cloaca" You can probably only do it with a large but mild tempered constricting snake like a burmese python.
post 1680199933 04-04-2023, 11:49 PM
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curious to hear Aussie crews stance on this topic

I mean I'd have to go to a niche store and probably get some permits, they probably shuffled 5 out of their home before breakfast already
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post 1680200063 04-04-2023, 11:54 PM
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Inb4

sex sent me to the er season 3
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post 1680200663 04-05-2023, 12:41 AM
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OP, you’re the first person to make me say “that’s enough misc for today.”
post 1680200713 04-05-2023, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Incredibly relevant gif to thread topic
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post 1680200753 04-05-2023, 12:50 AM
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Yeah go ahead, I'll hold it for you

post 1680200763 04-05-2023, 12:50 AM
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*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1680201923 04-05-2023, 02:09 AM
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I guarantee you some ****** has tried it already.
post 1680202883 04-05-2023, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Yeah but I think they were having actual sex with the snake.....through its "cloaca" You can probably only do it with a large but mild tempered constricting snake like a burmese python.
post 1680202923 04-05-2023, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
Huh. Not what I expected actually. Damn I might have to get a snake now and mouth **** it.
Lol. It got me thinking about that Simpsons episode.

Inb4 a buncher of miscers get poisoned trying to get a snake to deepthroat them.
post 1680203263 04-05-2023, 03:43 AM
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post 1680203373 04-05-2023, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
curious to hear Aussie crews stance on this topic
Tbh I wouldn't recommend using our snakes for this purpose
post 1680205043 04-05-2023, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
curious to hear Aussie crews stance on this topic

I mean I'd have to go to a niche store and probably get some permits, they probably shuffled 5 out of their home before breakfast already
Fuk that, way too bitey and poisony
But on the subject of animal rape apparently this happened-
https://br.ifunny.co/picture/austral...CC4SocQR9?s=cl
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post 1680322283 04-06-2023, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
I guarantee you some ****** has tried it already.
100%

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb9...d-animal-abuse
post 1680322633 04-06-2023, 10:56 PM
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Lmaooo. Reminds me of the movie "teeth"
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