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04-27-2023, 12:47 AM
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- CanuckGame
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33 years on this earth and i cannot conquer this one thing.
Waking up when my alarm goes off.
Ive tried everything. I can never leave the comfort of my bed. If i can one day conquer this hug3 obstacle in my life and wake up at 5am instead of 8am every day, i would be unstoppable. Srs.
Anyone have any real tips?
Ive tried everything. I can never leave the comfort of my bed. If i can one day conquer this hug3 obstacle in my life and wake up at 5am instead of 8am every day, i would be unstoppable. Srs.
Anyone have any real tips?
04-27-2023, 12:51 AM
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04-27-2023, 12:52 AM
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5AM? Why you sleeping in so late, brah? You should have done 500 burpees done by 4AM.
04-27-2023, 12:52 AM
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04-27-2023, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
Im able to make my own schedule at work. I start whenever i want, and finish when the work is done whether it takes 6 hours or 16 hours..you must not have to be anywhere if you don't get up
This does not contribute positively to my getting out of bed early issue.
04-27-2023, 12:53 AM
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plenty of time to sleep when your dead OP
We living in a clown world.
04-27-2023, 12:55 AM
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I'm 33 too. I just don't set an alarm. Setting an alarm gives me stress and messes with my sleep
04-27-2023, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
does that mean you've tried men?Waking up when my alarm goes off.
Ive tried everything. I can never leave the comfort of my bed. If i can one day conquer this hug3 obstacle in my life and wake up at 5am instead of 8am every day, i would be unstoppable. Srs.
Anyone have any real tips?
Ive tried everything. I can never leave the comfort of my bed. If i can one day conquer this hug3 obstacle in my life and wake up at 5am instead of 8am every day, i would be unstoppable. Srs.
Anyone have any real tips?
Spoiler!
lmao what a ****uette
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04-27-2023, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
Location: Australiadoes that mean you've tried men?
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
lmao what a ****uette
Did your government give you permission to misc today? Almost due for your next booster phร gฤot.
04-27-2023, 06:31 AM
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Set multiple alarms on phone and get an alarm clock that you set as far away from your bed that won't stop blaring until you get your bitchass out of bed to turn it off SRS
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04-27-2023, 06:31 AM
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Go to sleep earlier.
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04-27-2023, 06:38 AM
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04-27-2023, 07:50 AM
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ITT OP can't overcome simple things.
If you can't overcome the simple things in life then you are doomed.
Here is the key to waking up when your alarm goes off (assuming you do hear it) When the alarm goes off, as soon as you grab the alarm to turn it off, you sit up out of bed. Problem solved.
Advanced method
Place your alarm clock or mobile device on the other side of the room. this way when it goes off, you are forced to get up out of bed to silence it. You're welcome.
If you can't overcome the simple things in life then you are doomed.
Here is the key to waking up when your alarm goes off (assuming you do hear it) When the alarm goes off, as soon as you grab the alarm to turn it off, you sit up out of bed. Problem solved.
Advanced method
Place your alarm clock or mobile device on the other side of the room. this way when it goes off, you are forced to get up out of bed to silence it. You're welcome.
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04-27-2023, 08:18 AM
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I thank God every day I was able to avoid the wagecel life srs
I thank God every day I was able to avoid the wagecel life srs
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04-27-2023, 08:38 AM
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I haven't hardly ever used an alarm clock. Even on days when I know I have to get up at a different or earlier time my body just knows.
It's kind of phuked up
It's kind of phuked up
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04-27-2023, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
this, M-F (I'm a wagie) I wake up at 6 AMI haven't hardly ever used an alarm clock. Even on days when I know I have to get up at a different or earlier time my body just knows.
It's kind of phuked up
It's kind of phuked up
even on weekends when I stay up later and can sleep in the next morning, I naturally wake up no later than 7:15.
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04-27-2023, 08:50 AM
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Try not being a wageslave
I haven't used an alarm in 20 years
I haven't used an alarm in 20 years
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04-27-2023, 08:56 AM
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how about a tall glass of water and caffeine by the bed?
04-27-2023, 09:00 AM
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Why don't you have your boyfriend sleep over and tell him to wake you up early with his morning wood in your face.
an alarm cock per se
an alarm cock per se
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04-27-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Woody-5⏩
^ OP, private message Woody ASAP.Why don't you have your boyfriend sleep over and tell him to wake you up early with his morning wood in your face.
an alarm cock per se
an alarm cock per se
04-27-2023, 09:25 AM
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The main solution is to go to bed at a reasonable time so you actually got a solid 7-8 hours by the time 5am arrives. If you're getting less, it'll be harder. I'm actually waking up naturally at 5am now. Funny since I used to go to sleep at friggin' 4am in my early 20s. Truly come full circle.
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