Was at a work function and ran into a sloot coworker I’ve only ever interacted with over video calls. Literally the first thing that comes out of her mouth is : "omg you’re so much taller than you look on Teams". Shoot the chit for a few minutes then part ways and in under 5 minutes she sends me a text inviting me for a walk in the evening. Srs.

Cliffs: it’s over for manlets.

What about the cawk tho?

U packing or nah?

Got a 6 inch punisher. Bit underwhelming for my height but at least slightly longer than average. As for the girth… brah you don’t even want to know.

If you didn't smash then you're a massive fgt ded srs no cap

thick as a Idaho 🥔 ?

this happened.

so were you standing during the Zoom calls?

why would she mention your height unless she had a reference point or reason to do so?

LOL at inviting you on a walk...what year is it in your head, 1934?

first, this happened.
then, what's your height giant brah ?

Manlet spotted. I was hired during peak covid and literally everyone in the office said something about my height when they met me for the first time after months of Teams calls.

The walk was because we were in a city known for its history, architecture and sightseeing. Feel it nerd.

Actual 6’2 master race.

not buying it.

IF "literally everyone" said something about your height when they met you that would imply you are 1) tall 2) know youre tall. In fact, most people dont' even mention height unless the person is really tall over 6'3 or something. I've never heard anyone mention "gee youre tall!" unless that person is outside of the norm or female is Asian.

what are the odds of literally everyone meeting someone and mentioning "gee youre tall!" unless they were outside of the norm? ZERO.

So if "this" happened, you would already be used to being called tall and it would be such a common occurrence you would wouldn't make a post about it.

btw: muh guess is you are a manlet larping as a tall. or rather just average height who met an Asian.

I laughed.

Thanks OP.

Repped.