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post 1682042263 05-04-2023, 01:47 PM
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Kids are the GOAT (Srs)

I don’t even have kids but fuark man. I was just playing with some kids and they are so untainted and pure/innocent, they challenged me to an arm wrestling match because of my physique and they were all so giddy and playful. Fuark man. I need a kid srs
post 1682042373 05-04-2023, 01:48 PM
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Same man. We gotta do better for this next generation. for the kids
post 1682042383 05-04-2023, 01:48 PM
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Do you sometimes wish you could dress up in drag and do a storytime with them?
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post 1682042843 05-04-2023, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Same man. We gotta do better for this next generation. for the kids
I almost shed manly tears, lol srs. The look of innocence in their eyes and the excitement they talk to you with, I kinda forgot what it feels like to be that way, I’ve been jaded for so long lol. But yeah I can’t wait to have based kids and raise some cheeky kunts
post 1682043033 05-04-2023, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin
Do you sometimes wish you could dress up in drag and do a storytime with them?
If there’s one thing I’ll do it’ll be to make sure my kid don’t get involved with that degen clown world chit.
post 1682044073 05-04-2023, 02:08 PM
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POWERFUL feels.

I’ve often said I feel my purpose in life is to raise well rounded offspring, teach them, protect them and empower them to go out into this world as good people carrying my family name. I don’t have much patience for humanity or other people’s children in public, yet there is this deep calling within me to father kids.

One day. I just hope I can afford to support them before it’s too late. Sometimes I wish I knocked up a sloot at like 21, but that’s what my dad did and it didn’t work out too well financially. But maximizing your time with your children does seem ideal. I don’t want to be a 65 year old man at my son’s high school graduation.
post 1682045333 05-04-2023, 02:28 PM
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Has its ups and downs, but fatherhood has been one of my greatest blessings. My oldest son recently took a liking to lifting and I've been looking forward to every day easing him into it.
post 1682045443 05-04-2023, 02:30 PM
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Sounds good. How old were they?
post 1682046073 05-04-2023, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
POWERFUL feels.

I’ve often said I feel my purpose in life is to raise well rounded offspring, teach them, protect them and empower them to go out into this world as good people carrying my family name. I don’t have much patience for humanity or other people’s children in public, yet there is this deep calling within me to father kids.

One day. I just hope I can afford to support them before it’s too late. Sometimes I wish I knocked up a sloot at like 21, but that’s what my dad did and it didn’t work out too well financially. But maximizing your time with your children does seem ideal. I don’t want to be a 65 year old man at my son’s high school graduation.
One day bro, one day.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1682046213 05-04-2023, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Same man. We gotta do better for this next generation. for the kids
Chits outta our control

They are automatically indoctrinated by the libs and JOOS.

May just end my bloodline with me and never have kids srs.
post 1682046653 05-04-2023, 02:51 PM
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Well unfortunately they turn into teenagers eventually
post 1682046993 05-04-2023, 02:56 PM
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kids are nice because they are not jet able to hunt on their own.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1682047003 05-04-2023, 02:56 PM
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Very true kids are very cool but if you are around lots of them, you will find some of them are complete dik heads even at 5 years old.
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