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post 1682575773 05-12-2023, 12:10 PM
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Whats the weirdest thing a girl did to you?

So I had this girlfriend, she told me she wanted me to meet somebody.
Im like ok.

So she then introduces him to me as her new boyfriend.
Tells me she just met the guy last week and ****ed him multiple times.
The guy 5’7 is like looking at me 6’2 terrified.
Im like ok….

She then tells the guy to go because she wants to talk to me in private.
Starts telling me how she still loves me.
She says if you improve your looks get braces, fix the acne I will totally take you back.

Im like fk you total slut.
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post 1682576283 05-12-2023, 12:19 PM
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post 1682576413 05-12-2023, 12:22 PM
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What level of cuckery is this?
I loe e.
post 1682576533 05-12-2023, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
That's not weird it's called being rejected in brutal fashio

Not sure what planet ur living on brah but it ain't earth... or you're trolling I dunno.
The thing is, she was totally relaxed about it.
Like she seriously told me she would take me back no questions asked once I lookmaxxed.
She told me it was hard to find guys with a good personality tall, big dick.

All the while im still wondering what the fk just happened.
post 1682576603 05-12-2023, 12:24 PM
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So I had this girlfriend, she told me she wanted me to meet somebody.
Im like ok.

So she then introduces him to me as her old boyfriend.
Tells him she just met me last week and ****ed me multiple times.
The guy 6’2 is like looking at me 5’7 and I'm terrified.
He's like ok….

She then tells the me to go because she wants to talk to him in private.
Starts telling him how she still loves him.
She says if you improve your looks get braces, fix the acne I will totally take you back.

He's like fk you total slut.
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post 1682576653 05-12-2023, 12:25 PM
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post 1682576713 05-12-2023, 12:26 PM
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I don't understand people like this. I'd just be like "cool" and leave. NC.
post 1682576843 05-12-2023, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By mryamamoto⏩
She wanted you to looksmaxxxx.
Yes exactly.

I actually started looksmaxxing a few weeks before and already looked a lot better.
Then out of nowhere she asked me to meet this guy.
post 1682576973 05-12-2023, 12:30 PM
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I had a girl suck on my thumb while riding on top of me in a car, and she gagged and puked a little bit and it got on my corduroy jacket and ruined the cords.

We were fully clothed with jackets cuz it was December and we were in a car.
post 1682577043 05-12-2023, 12:31 PM
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post 1682577073 05-12-2023, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
I had a girl suck on my thumb while riding on top of me in a car, and she gagged and puked a little bit and it got on my corduroy jacket and ruined the cords.

We were fully clothed with jackets cuz it was December and we were in a car.
Not that weird.

1) You should stop shoving your thumb up your ass and learn to wash your hands.

2) Gag reflex is normal and can lead to vomiting.
post 1682577103 05-12-2023, 12:32 PM
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I had a one nighter with a submissive chick that wanted to be dominated. I'm not into any of that chit and wasn't expecting her to be like that, I kind of missed some obvious signs.

Prolly the hardest nut I ever blew. Went n/c after and haven't met anyone like that since.
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post 1682577203 05-12-2023, 12:33 PM
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Wow, that is weird. Very quirky of her, OP
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Originally Posted By Banderistan⏩
I don't understand people like this. I'd just be like "cool" and leave. NC.
Well I did leave actually, then when she screamed if you leave now I never want to see you again.

That’s when I said fk you total slut.
post 1682577313 05-12-2023, 12:35 PM
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post 1682577493 05-12-2023, 12:40 PM
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wow ok that is definitely weird.
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Originally Posted By jack5432⏩
The thing is, she was totally relaxed about it.
Like she seriously told me she would take me back no questions asked once I lookmaxxed.
She told me it was hard to find guys with a good personality tall, big dick.

All the while im still wondering what the fk just happened.
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post 1682578013 05-12-2023, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Happened this did.
Yeah it happened.

Her 2 friends privately told me she just was a bit crazy afterwards.
They were really curious about my dicksize.

Anyhow they told me I could get much better girls if I looksmaxxed.
post 1682578223 05-12-2023, 12:54 PM
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post 1682578603 05-12-2023, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
She was playing obvious mind games with you AND negging you IRL (not so subtley either I may add)

You're full blown autistic, she hates you for some reason and would rather date a midget than you.

Brutal.
Well her parents and relatives didn’t like me thought I was just using her.
And her friends didn’t like me because I rejected them over her.

She wasn’t the prettiest girl lol.
And she was a bit shorter then the other guy.
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Knifeplay is the wildest I could think of

Also raceplay with this mexican girl I knew wanting me to larp as a coloniser.

Had girls try to give me drugs when hooking up.

Hooked up with a girl whos husband was in jail for murder. Didnt find out until after. Noped out of that.

This girl that I thought was lesbian pushed me into the pool and then went skinny dipping. She ruined my phone. :/

Had a girl send me **** hentai while I was at work. :/

Back when I worked as a furniture mover, had a girl give me a pair of her undies and told me to keep. Had some run around in their undies too, getting in our way and chit to get our attention. Had them film us sweaty getting stuff out of the truck giggling to themselves. Had parents try to hook us up with their questionably aged daughters. O.o
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- sloot told me to piss on her

- lesbian friend of my ex-fiancee fooked me before my engagement and a lot after the engagement fell through

- every time my ex-fiancee and I went out to a bar/club, she sucked my dink before and after. Filled her mouth plenty of times.

- tiny Filipina woman asked me to shave her pussy and got so fooking wet during the process. I used her juices as lube for shaving. I won't lie, it was erotic AF and came hard right after I plunged deep in her freshly shaved poosy.

- another sloot demanded I slap and choke her while pounding her anus. I was scared and hard at the same time.

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Originally Posted By jack5432⏩
Well I did leave actually, then when she screamed if you leave now I never want to see you again.

That’s when I said fk you total slut.
That seems reasonable tbh.
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Was in the back of a car, two 9/10 hotties up front and one 7/10 beside me in the back, going from one night club to another, after running out because 2 older guys were buying the 4 of us rounds for an hour.

The 7 kept talking about how she wanted a "big, fat, hairy cawk", and groping my leg. I was maybe 19 and have a long, average girth, hairless cawk, so was hesitant to take her up on it. She proceeded to lean over and bite my thighs several times, while simulating giving me oral sex. I dunno if it was to impress the 9's in the front seat or what?

I finally just said "WTF!? She's biting me!". I really would have preferred one of the 9's do that to me. Had bruises on my thighs for a week, and a stiffy.
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I asked where she wanted me to coom (pull out method) she says thigh. I said wtf it's gona go everywhere idiot pick a normal place
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
Off the top of my head...

- Could hear a family friend run away after I turned off the shower then got out (like she was flippin the bean peaking on me or some chit)
- Caught multiple women looking at me working out / stretching in backyard with shirt off (one had her head over fence/one was peaking thru a knot hole in fence)
- The one I saw peaking through the knothole in the fence didn't break eye contact and the stare we had lasted for a solid 15 seconds at least
- One chick told me to put four fingers in and go HAM till she squirted, thought I was going to break her it was like finger punching a vag for 10 mins strait (had no clue so much abuse could be taken)
- One chick asked me to put a loaded gun to her head / finger on trigger while simultaneously giving her a vitamin b12 injection and it was supposed to be perfectly timed with her orgasm
- Another chick introduced me to her 12 year old brother who I later found out was a girl on testosterone, legit looked like a man, couldn't tell any difference when shook their hand
- One girl I met killed a cat for some satanic ritual, never talked to her again
- Another girl i met immediately right off the bat told me she was raped by her adopted father and gave me all the details then as I continued to hang out with her I could feel this special "hate" for humanity radiating off of her
- Another one asked me to choke her and "fake rape" her

The list goes on and on, there is WAY more

Everyone is weird both males and females, there's a spectrum so some are extreme while others are not and all in between

We're also 100% programmed to fuk, we all think about sexual sh*t to some degree every day

So IMO weird is no longer applicable, this is simply normal human behavior as long as its consensual and nobody is getting hurt
I’ve had girls always wondering about my dick.
Like for example at school I went to the restroom.
Then hear laughing, when I looked under the door a girls head was there looking at my dick.
Open the door, like 5 girls all laughing.

Then when I went to gym at school, I got bullied because girls could see my dick in my shorts.
I asked the gym teacher if I could wear bigger shorts, she was like nope no exceptions.
She told me I shouldn’t get a erection at gym.
Im like im not erect right now.
She doesn’t believe me.

Then when I had to get my groin checked as a adult.
It was rlly weird and took a long time.
And the female doc was constantly staring at my dick.
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Was in the back of a car, two 9/10 hotties up front and one 7/10 beside me in the back, going from one night club to another, after running out because 2 older guys were buying the 4 of us rounds for an hour.

The 7 kept talking about how she wanted a "big, fat, hairy cawk", and groping my leg. I was maybe 19 and have a long, average girth, hairless cawk, so was hesitant to take her up on it. She proceeded to lean over and bite my thighs several times, while simulating giving me oral sex. I dunno if it was to impress the 9's in the front seat or what?

I finally just said "WTF!? She's biting me!". I really would have preferred one of the 9's do that to me. Had bruises on my thighs for a week, and a stiffy.
The 1 time in my life I have ever seen red was when this girl from a party kept biting my bottom lip and stretching it out like a rubber band.

Told her to stop, 2nd time shoved her off me, 3rd time punched her in the face.

That night she wanted to sleep in my bed. I was making every excuse to get out that situation. Including making up scary stories. Never spoke to her again.

That girl used to sit behind me in biology class and draw hearts on my back with her finger.
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Originally Posted By jack5432⏩
I’ve had girls always wondering about my dick.
Like for example at school I went to the restroom.
Then hear laughing, when I looked under the door a girls head was there looking at my dick.
Open the door, like 5 girls all laughing.

Then when I went to gym at school, I got bullied because girls could see my dick in my shorts.
I asked the gym teacher if I could wear bigger shorts, she was like nope no exceptions.
She told me I shouldn’t get a erection at gym.
Im like im not erect right now.
She doesn’t believe me.

Then when I had to get my groin checked as a adult.
It was rlly weird and took a long time.
And the female doc was constantly staring at my dick.
Repped

I hated those.

I went to a christian school and we always changed 1 class before lunch. I was at the teachers desk asking a question, and this girl I liked squeezed my asscheek in front of the whole class and embarrassed tf outa me.
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