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post 1682650033 05-13-2023, 04:12 PM
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If Trump said "I'm the straightest man that ever lived" while fukking you in the ass

So Trump decides to fukk you in the arsehole but it's not rape cause he says he must fukk you in the ass to stop the radical left and he's your only source of truth since literally everything else is fake news. He then tells you he's the straightest person to ever live but he's gonna faurk you in the arsehole to stop antifa.

How long after he's dead do you realize that you were lied to and taken advantage of for being a magatard?

Then he tells you in order to stop the steal you have to faurk Mike Pence in the arse. Would this be true or would this somehow be a lie? How many years afterwards until you think he probably wasn't telling the truth?
post 1682652983 05-13-2023, 05:10 PM
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Seek help brah, you need it.
post 1682653363 05-13-2023, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Jimbo0731⏩
Seek help brah, you need it.
Shut up magatard
post 1682657433 05-13-2023, 06:37 PM
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How many trump threads do you have on the front page?

Edit: 3, find something else to post about
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post 1682657693 05-13-2023, 06:42 PM
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This is the classic fatherless behavior. Note to men.., if you put your bun in the oven don't abandon it like George's father did.
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post 1682658183 05-13-2023, 06:53 PM
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post 1682659923 05-13-2023, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Black03mach⏩
How many trump threads do you have on the front page?

Edit: 3, find something else to post about
It's a thread about trumptards, not Trump. He's already finished. Dumb magatards stay retarded though for some reason.
post 1682660123 05-13-2023, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By bpatel82⏩
This is the classic fatherless behavior. Note to men.., if you put your bun in the oven don't abandon it like George's father did.
Stick with giving advice to your magatard brethren you magatard. Blind lead the blind, I'm no use to their retarded ways maybe you can do something instead in vain.
post 1682660983 05-13-2023, 07:47 PM
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Hmm, well now I know what the left thinks about.
post 1682666593 05-13-2023, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob⏩
It's a thread about trumptards, not Trump. He's already finished. Dumb magatards stay retarded though for some reason.
Not a magatard lmfao. 3 of your threads on the word "Trump" in them, so my comment is correct dummy. Get some hobbies.
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post 1682667643 05-13-2023, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Black03mach⏩
Not a magatard lmfao. 3 of your threads on the word "Trump" in them, so my comment is correct dummy. Get some hobbies.
You sound worried I might call you a magatard. It's okay, friend, I know what you mean. To that I'll say I'll talk about whoever dafuq I want whenever I feel like it ****atard.

Edit: Oh yea, I did call you a magatard. Would have to go back and read your quote then edit again so you must've said some really stupid sht. Good job.
post 1682667733 05-13-2023, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Black03mach⏩
Not a magatard lmfao. 3 of your threads on the word "Trump" in them, so my comment is correct dummy. Get some hobbies.
Posting here under several alts everyday is the closest thing wincel has ever had to a job...
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post 1682668143 05-13-2023, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Fishman15⏩
Posting here under several alts everyday is the closest thing wincel has ever had to a job...
Is this the part where I try to defend myself from thinking I'm an alt?
post 1682681863 05-14-2023, 07:02 AM
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post 1682681903 05-14-2023, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob⏩
It's a thread about trumptards, not Trump.
No... it's a thread about your insane delusions and bizarrely homoerotic scenarios that have no connection to reality...
post 1682683733 05-14-2023, 07:54 AM
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Imagine even thinking about creating a thread this retarded.
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post 1682684463 05-14-2023, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Imagine even thinking about creating a thread this retarded.
Came in to post this. Leaving satisfied.
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post 1682685123 05-14-2023, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Imagine even thinking about creating a thread this retarded.
Cause trumptards believe Trump when he tells people he's the most honest man in the world despite everythingthat came out his mouth. I guarantee you the same people would think Trump is telling the truth in this scenario and gladly let him **** em in the ass.
post 1682689883 05-14-2023, 10:03 AM
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Like not swimming right after eating there's no hard rule on it, but it really is best for OPs to wait at least 30 minutes between a fap session and posting a new thread.
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post 1682699343 05-14-2023, 01:14 PM
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Poor opie doesnt understand, when trump did this to you it wasnt for sexual pleasure. It was to exert his dominance and let you know your place. Theres nothing homosexual about it, at least not on his end. Maybe you enjoyed it more than expected?
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob⏩
You sound worried I might call you a magatard. It's okay, friend, I know what you mean. To that I'll say I'll talk about whoever dafuq I want whenever I feel like it ****atard.

Edit: Oh yea, I did call you a magatard. Would have to go back and read your quote then edit again so you must've said some really stupid sht. Good job.
"To that I'll say I'll talk about whoever dafuq I want whenever I feel like it ****atard." LMFAO, good for you. Thanks for letting me know, low test man.
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