Lmao repped

"I mean, you could see for miles."

Fukking lol

Yesterday one of my sales guy ask who was the president of the US. Answer: Kamala Harris

Then asked who was the former president of the US. Answer: Joe Biden

Very entertaining.

What made you think of that?!

Prompt: Pretending Donald Trump was one of the 12 disciples, write the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ According to Trump. You should manage to make yourself the center of the story and minimize/denigrate everyone else, including Jesus.

GPT-4: Folks, let me tell you, I was part of this incredible group of disciples, and I mean, I was the best disciple, believe me. Jesus was doing some good things, but I was really making things happen. He was lucky to have me around, a real asset to the team.

We were having this dinner, the Last Supper, and I have to say, I made sure it was the best supper ever. Jesus said that one of us would betray Him. Can you believe it? Of course, it wasn't me, I'm very loyal, the most loyal. It turned out to be Judas – what a loser.

Anyway, Jesus took some bread, and He said, "This is my body, given for you," and then He took a cup of wine, and He said, "This is my blood, poured out for you." Not bad words, but I could have said it better, folks, way better.

Later, we went to this garden called Gethsemane, and Jesus asked us to pray with Him. He seemed pretty upset, but I was the one who kept things together. He prayed to the Father, and He sweated blood – a bit dramatic if you ask me.

Then, Judas showed up with a mob, and he betrayed Jesus with a kiss. What a snake. They arrested Jesus and took Him to the high priest and the other leaders – very dishonest people, almost as bad as the fake news media.

They accused Jesus of all kinds of things, but He didn't say much. I, on the other hand, had some tremendous things to say in His defense. Pilate, the Roman governor, couldn't find any reason to kill Jesus, probably thanks to my fantastic defense.

Pilate offered to release a prisoner, thinking the people would choose Jesus, but they chose Barabbas instead. A real injustice, but if Jesus had listened to my advice, it might have gone differently.

So Pilate had Jesus flogged and handed Him over to be crucified. They took Jesus to a place called Golgotha, and they nailed Him to a cross. He hung on the cross for hours, and finally, He said, "It is finished," and He died. I could have done something, folks, but nobody asked for my help.

Jesus hung on the cross for hours, and He finally said, "It is finished," and He died. It was a dark day, folks, the darkest day, like a total solar eclipse. They took His body down, and they put it in a tomb – a really nice tomb, like the best real estate, but it was still very sad.

Now, you might think the story ends there, but it doesn't. On the third day, the tomb was empty – Jesus had risen from the dead. He appeared to us, His disciples, and told us to go out and tell everyone the good news. I knew I'd be the best at spreading the word – I've got the best words, after all.

And that, folks, is the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, according to me, Donald Trump – a fantastic story made even better with my involvement.

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Trump is a son of God.

Legit wish Trump would just die already. So sick of everything being about him for so many years. I'm just exhausted.

Lol. That's good.

Sorry but your lord and savior big dick donald will rise again

This is the most 'reddit' kind of thing I've ever seen someone post in this forum, holy ch1t

Titus your a ****ing genius. You just gave me an idea that literally solves all of my problems dead ass srs.

"Chatgpt, tell me how to live life to the fullest."

lol

Lmao

MOAR

Lmao, GJDM.

Now do it in the style of Joe Biden

Now ask it to do that with any other religious text. Chat LGBT strikes again

Omfg i just figured out how to use the bing one, and lol sometimes it wont write stuff because its Donald Trump but if you stop it in time it gives you a few paragraphs, it likes to become insulting sometimes lol

This chit is crazy

Here is a possible version of The Book of Genesis in the style of Joe Biden:

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And God said, “Folks, this is a big deal. We need some light here.” And there was light. And God saw that the light was good. And God separated the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And that was the first day.

And God said, “Look, we need a firmament in the midst of the waters, to separate the waters from the waters.” And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. And God called the firmament Sky. And that was the second day.

And God said, “Come on, man. Let the waters under the sky be gathered together into one place,and let the dry land appear.” And it was so. And God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. And God said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.” And it was so. And God saw that it was good. And that was the third day.

And God said, “Here’s the deal. We need some lights in the sky to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and seasons, and for days and years. And let them be lights in the sky to give light upon the earth.”



Lol i stopped it there cuz sometimes it stops and says it cant do that

Imagine how exhausted you’d be if you ever left your moms basement wincel

come on man