Sup boyos, I am back to South East Asia, gonna post here when penor me find happiness in the streets of Thailand.

First night out, this is a 3 part story.

Part 1

Plan was to hit a blowjob bar, did some research online and found out that there is a new one (from pre covid last time I was in BKK) who is apparently now the best in town, services / quality of the girls wise. I arrived there at 8pm, a young girl at reception smiled and great me, show me a catalogue with the girls selection around 10 and with the different services they offer. 2 girls were hot looking, I did a mental coin flip in my head and chose the one who had blonde hair and paid 1300 thb for the blowjob service.

This girl (she look much better IRL, ded fkn srs):





Went to the a private room with her, chatted with her for 10 minutes before starting, good vibe with her, she 22yo, from Isan (the poorest part of the country), tits are between a B or C cup natural boobs, nice body cute face, overall a solid 7.5/10 IRL. Funny thing is when I play the game with her guess where I am from when she asked me this question, she bug for a little moment "I don't know I don't know!", geography was probably not her speciality at school. So I tell her look I am from EU, I have an accent when I talk it shouldn't be that hard to guess where approximately etc in EU. She look at me and say straight "you from Switzerland!" Brahs, mind fkn blown, not ever once a girl first guessed I am from CH, especially a Thai girl from Isan with level 1 broken English, fkn lol. Looked at her in shock and told her "how do you know, my country is so small, who are you, are you some James Bond poo ying (poo ying = girl in Thai) or what?". Anyway she laugh tell me "no no me normal poo ying, your country beautiful, dream me go Switzerland!".

So after 15 minutes of talking, she clean my cawk with water, oil it and make me lay down on the bed, get half naked and allow me to play with her tits while she start her job of taking good care of my penor. Boyos, I have been to a lot of blowjob bars before Covid time, so I am far from a noob, but she really gave me top 3 best blowjob ever for me, like GIGA GF experience, the kinda experience where you just came back from the war and see your GF again for the first time. 10/10 blowjob skillz, she was taking breaks kissing me everywhere on my upper legs, abs and pecs. Had a few beers before to go there so managed to can last and enjoy the whole experience for ~20 minutes. Tipped her 200 thb when done and gtfo out there. 11/10 experience for 1500 thb, fuark brahs, so glad to be back here.


Part 2

Left the blowjob bar, plan was to hit a second blowjob bar which was the best in town pre covid time. Bar was 2 BTS station away from my location so the smartest way was to walk 100 meters to the BTS station pay a few thb to go to my destination or to get overcharged by a group of motorbike taxi drivers who are well known for driving no helmet in the streets of Bangkok like mad men. Took a few seconds to decide wat do and chose the second option, got overcharged 2x local price (had no idea what is the local fares, barely used motorbike taxis during my time for safety reasons). Told the driver, ok I pay your 2pac price but drive no Fast and Furious okay? To which he answered me "oh you want normal driving, ok ok!". Arrived at the destination in one piece, tipped the dude 25% more, cuz why not, knowing that I got overcharged 99% sure but I felt good, happy birthday Thai bro!

Walked past the bars in the street looking for my blowjob session nr 2 and out of nowhere I see this hot AF super skinny 40kg max Thai girl wearing a giga sexy small dress + high heels with big fake boobs. My Thai girl age estimation skill make me think that she's probably 30 something years old so not so young anymore but fukk, man, she's really hot AF. She has this panther eyes and face expression, like hot and dangerous. The girl come straight to me and ask me if I want massage to which I say nope thank you I want blowjob, she says ok 1500 bath to which I laugh and say hey I can go there a few bars after in a blowjob bar for 1000 bath so not gonna pay you 50% more. Go full bargain mode with her, can't get the price down (sloot knows well her value for sure) but we agreed on 1500 for 1 hour and 1 shot.

We go upstairs after having both a soft drink and a small chat where she told me that she's not 30yo like I believed but 39yo! Fukk man, never paid for a girl that old but she was really HBB level even at her age. We finish the drink, go upstairs, get naked. Brahs, insane body this girl, never had babies so perfect flat belly, no fat at all, Victoria Secret body looking style. Her boobs were fake but the feeling of touching was nice not ****ty quality ones, she told me that she had it done 1 year ago for 150'000 thb.

We took a shower together, go in the bed and she start sucking penor me, after 5 minutes, I know I am fukked, I had a couple of beers in the last 2-3 hours, had a blowjob 30 minutes ago so not gonna make it, not gonna cum, fook me. So after 30 minutes she starts complaining, "why you no come, what wrong with you?!", go whining bitch mode etc. At this moment I know I can do it but I need to fukk her raw, beast mode. Ofc she doesn't want, tell me I am too much big for her, that I gonna hurt her, tell me for her, perfect cawk size is a finger long MAX etc, funny for a bar girl who has been pro slooting for the last 20 years like she told me, lol one finger long perfect size, just fkn lol. The whining blowjob continue for a couple more minutes, at this point I just want to rage fukk her, she told me ok 1000 more thb but condom only with her bitch face attitude to which I laugh and I am like ok we done, stop, I put back my clothes, put the money on the bed, strong awkward moment where nobody is talking, I say nothing and walk away.

but why you no come

Didn't read.

If you're gonna whoremax, then do it.

If you're gonna talk about it, you're pathetic af.

Which BJ Bars? I was in Bangkok basically all of January, and went to the Wood Bar 3-4 times during that time.

Really good experience. Pop in, pay $20, go to room, get dick sucked in chair, stick your hand in her pussy, bust nut in mouth, she washes your dick and balls, then you walk away 15 minutes later and go have beers.

Was about to coom until i read the last part

Why would you go to a wh0re when you just busted a nut? Rookie mistake

also all this could've been shortened to 1/4 the length. Tempted to neg for that

Lol no shame at all

Just looked up their website. The girls really look like that?

That's something I would actually do.

BJ bar was 7 Heaven, best in town rn

https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls

Wood Bar was the best pre covid time but looking at their website their girls quality look poverty srs

Yea man, they are good at their job srs. Das it brah, can't imagine coming to BKK and not experiencing a BJ bar at least once.

Nope but spent time in a street bar drinking 2 hours with the Thai young girl manager and a ladyboy working there, story incoming soon

So they only give bj's or can you smash?

I'd feel blueballed if I wasn't allowed to bang

7 Heaven you can't smash the girls, Wood Bar from my knowledge you could they had a room for that but I was always going there for the BJ srs.

The first girl.... are you sure she didn't have a penor? srs

Wood Bar had varying levels of quality. I walked inside the first time at like 5PM and the gay manager guy had a spread of like 40 girls for me to choose from. I asked who sucks the best dick, and he pointed me out one and said "guuuud Deepthroat". She really did give great head, I busted in like 3 minutes.

But Wood Bar is 800 baht, so it's fuking cheap. Also, it's right next to the Middle Eastern section so I would always go to the Barber and get some Shawarma right afterward.

You can always smash, it just costs more. I rawdogged a Cambodian Bar Girl in my hotel room as well, and it was goat pussy. Busted quick and came all over her ass.

How big is your cawk?

Can't wait to start my whoremaxxing adventures in thailand

soon

When getting blow jobs from these places how do you deal with the threat of herpes?

This

Pathetic on both parts imo

Wood Bar on Twitter

It doesn't get better than this



"Just so all know that are not in BKK right now, we totally refurbished the whole place about 6 weeks ago. This is what the cubicles look like now. #bestbarbangkok #sexthaigirls #hotbargirls
6:58 PM · Nov 7, 2022"

Those thai sloots mog 85% of the western pigs here

Wh0re maxxing is sad. My friends 70 year old dad goes over there for the same thing. If you're flying across the globe for sloppy toppy thats sad. Get it for free from regular girls here m8.

Why you exploiting poor women and just hitting life's cheat code? It's just gross and everyone thinks its sad.

Not just about sex, its the quality of it

Would rather fap than have bad sex, ded fkn srs.

An enthusiatic 20 something asian hbb willing to tongue your butthole is 10000x better than some half drunk skank doing the starfish

Fukin pathetic lol. Flying across the globe for a 6/10

By the way the Thai whore maxxers obsession with girls that weigh sub 100 pounds is bordering on Paedo chit.

She was 40 kilo! She was 4'11 with a cups guys and I paid money to be the 500th guy to smash her even though she was rimming an 80 year old for $15 before me.

Just fxkin pathetic, sad, and creepy.

That the most lady boy pic I ever saw

Lol, yep that's exactly what the rooms look like. She puts a towel down on the chair and then washes your dick in the sink in back. Then kneels down and goes to town on your knob.

I would never fly just to have sex, it's more of a sideshow for me and I have no trouble getting laid for free when I'm traveling. But Bangkok is a fun place and it's a nice entertainment option while there.

There's a reply to that on Twitter asking if they can get their hair washed. It looks like it is a hairdresser's basin.

Lol I think it might be. But it's Thailand, they have all kinda crazy chit there that's different than here.