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Should I keep the Jason Statham Look Brahs? (Pic)
05-22-2023, 04:18 PM
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Should I keep the Jason Statham Look Brahs? (Pic)
Shaved my face and head before my trip on the 9th. Haven't shaved my face or head since because I'm being lazy. It's hilarious how little of hair I can grow on the top and how most of it is very light so you can't even really see it from far away.
Had people say both they liked it and didn't like it.
I don't think I can pull off the Statham look though. Looks too sloppy for me.

Had people say both they liked it and didn't like it.
I don't think I can pull off the Statham look though. Looks too sloppy for me.

05-22-2023, 04:24 PM
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Nah you look better properly shaved Freddie Ljungbergmaxx
05-22-2023, 04:24 PM
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no go the bald porn star way
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Looks fine....
If you've got the height, the bald/beard look is just fine.
If you've got the height, the bald/beard look is just fine.
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05-22-2023, 04:26 PM
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lol you look like a preadator
shave that shtt.
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Bald is life.
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
Nah you look better properly shaved Freddie Ljungbergmaxx
Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
That's what I'm saying but chicks are saying it looks good like this too. Kind of surprised me.no go the bald porn star way
Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
Yea I don't mind it. I think it looks fine too, but always figured only Statham could get away with that look. This just doesn't look as clean cut.Looks fine....
If you've got the height, the bald/beard look is just fine.
If you've got the height, the bald/beard look is just fine.
05-22-2023, 04:27 PM
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Go Captain Picard


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Can we be beard bros if you don’t have a beard?
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
Bald is indeed...life.Bald is life.
Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
Would be pretty hilarious if I actually grew this out.Go Captain Picard


Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Can we be beard bros if you don’t have a beard?
. I know I messed up. I just struggle with a big beard in the heat. I start again in August though brah...don't leave me!
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
. I know I messed up. I just struggle with a big beard in the heat. I start again in August though brah...don't leave me!
Bro I live in Texas cmon lol
. I know I messed up. I just struggle with a big beard in the heat. I start again in August though brah...don't leave me!It’s hot whether I have a beard or not.
Need to shave my head but the wife claims I’d look super racist if I was bald with my beard lmao
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05-22-2023, 04:38 PM
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Shave it all or you look like leisure suit Larry
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Jason statham looks bad too. He just cucked everyone into thinking he's hot chit
Massive forehead and a manlet
If he wasnt famous he'd look like a tweaker
Massive forehead and a manlet
If he wasnt famous he'd look like a tweaker
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Shave the whole head. SRS.
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Look fine IMO.
I disagree with the notion that balding men have to shave it slick bald. They do, however, have to keep it extremely short.
Basically just do a real close no-guard buzz, and feel free to let it grow for a few weeks, up to a month, then buzz it again.
EDIT: Dunno if it’s a bad pic or what but you look like you’re growing tits OP. Forget the hair and sort that chit out.
I disagree with the notion that balding men have to shave it slick bald. They do, however, have to keep it extremely short.
Basically just do a real close no-guard buzz, and feel free to let it grow for a few weeks, up to a month, then buzz it again.
EDIT: Dunno if it’s a bad pic or what but you look like you’re growing tits OP. Forget the hair and sort that chit out.
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Can you take the picture from farther away?
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
he may be a manlet, but he's married to an Aryan goddess that got those Northern European genetics.... his son will be a certified Chad....Jason statham looks bad too. He just cucked everyone into thinking he's hot chit
Massive forehead and a manlet
If he wasnt famous he'd look like a tweaker
Massive forehead and a manlet
If he wasnt famous he'd look like a tweaker

Everything I post is satire.
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05-22-2023, 05:13 PM
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Didnt you used to be way more jacked?
Get SMP srs, do your research and find a good one, would suit
Get SMP srs, do your research and find a good one, would suit
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Ditch the Jason look and go for the weird look
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I'd shave the head (no idea why you'd keep that hair), trim/taper the neckline, and probably buzz the beard down a bit (if possible; personally never been able to buzz further than what you have without getting it all).
I think the facial hair does look good, but I agree that it's a bit sloppy, and I think it comes from the neckline.
I think the facial hair does look good, but I agree that it's a bit sloppy, and I think it comes from the neckline.
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Shave your head but don't shave your face then you are perfect.
BTW, where have you been, brother?
BTW, where have you been, brother?
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