Happy sunday, wagies! Today is an EXTRA special Sunday since it's a holiday weekend, so you get a 24 hour reprieve from all the existential dread that is sure to set in tomorrow. Kick back, relax, and enjoy a brew dog.

Be sure to thank a soldier for their service. Imagine making near minimum wage to get blown up and shot at by peasants in a god forsaken desert. Or getting burn barrel cancer or destroying your joints from lugging around 100lbs of gear on your back all day. A friend of mine didn't even see combat, but can only stand for about 15 minutes at a time now since his knees are so fukked. At least the VA is famous for their world class healthcare lol.


Though, DO NOT get comfy. Get to bed nice and early tomorrow becausethere is still the matter of an $8T bill to settlethat the wagies will be paying for multiple generations. Do I need to even say who will and who will not be paying for this?

When you ask the average NPC, they say the war(s) was a total failure. The world certainly isn't any safer now than it was 20 years ago. I say, by this chart, it was a greater success than the MOGGERS could have possibly imagined. They bled us for $8T and 6 months later, they started racking up another trillion dollar bill for Ukraine fuarrrrrrk.






Fun fact: It's thought that Dick Cheney PERSONALLY made over $100M off the global war on terror, including a $34M bonus the day he "left" the company. Halliburton, the company he helped run, earned about $40B off the war mostly through logistics and feeding the soldiers prison style chow for $50/plate.When he was drafted for Vietnam, he received 5 deferments lol. MOGGERS get rich off war, they don't fight it.


Let's look at the last 10 years of Lockheed, General Dynamics, and Northrup Grumman. They all did just fine, inshallah. Lockheed, Raytheon, Boeing, and Northrup Grumman are all still making $30B-$60B/year.






Meanwhile, the plebcels:

20-25 veterans are eating a bullet or roping every single day


"Your dad died fighting for freedom or some chit I dunno, anyway Brad here is your new daddy"


Imagine getting blown up for the MOGGERS, and then when you get home, they repo your fake legs when you can't afford to pay lmao


Just be confident, bro. Sloots love confidence.


She looks so happy in her wedding photo (sidenote: she left him and he's dead now)

Fuking brutal.

Negged for making me depressed

This always cheers me up

This Memorial Day is extra special for me because I just realized that by the time China succeeds in getting rid of the dollar my sons will be drafted in a war to “fight for freedom” against the Chinese aka make sure the dollar remains the world currency.

God bless america.

Legendary threads

phuck off and let me enjoy my holiday mate

Fuk these POS.

I would have given my life for the Honorable Dick Cheney. No cap.

Imagine reporting to Lt. Brayden Gonzalez, with one of those broccoli haircuts.

BRB instead of waking up at 4am to run 10 miles and clean your bunker with a tooth brush and getting yelled at and called a maggot,

now in boot camp get pegged in the azz by a tranny to learn cultural sensitivity and 2 hours of pronoun training followed by catching bugs for dinner

fukkkkkkkkkk

even with tomorrow a holiday im still on that sunday routine with the same feeling of dread

BROOTAL

You'll never be able to go back.

Fuark had to look that up.... BRUTAL

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marine-wedding/

(please no negs for snopes, its a good read sort of)

I have Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday off.

Don't blame him. He was killed in action, imo. It just took 8 excruciating years of pain for him to finish dying.

Fuark OP has a lot of commitment to this chit.

They say there are 17 suites per day from vets. That’s crazy. I always wanted to go to the army or marines and I think everyone’s fear is this. It’s definitely not funny to make fun of these people. I was reading on how many guys had their packages blown off. Imagine coming back to your home town as everyone can’t wait to see their home town hero and then you come back with one leg and no penor. Have to tell your girl who waited. That Russian war looks bad man. How people sit back laughing at all of these guys dying. I have a hard time believing that Russia let 200000 soldiers get killed by Americans and aren’t going to retaliate. I’d get the hell out of the millitary if I was still in it. They prob arming every enemy to the usa as humanly possible. If you remember in ww2 for every Russian soldier that was killed when they were in Berlin they lined up 100 German civilians.

Time to escape the cage.

brb leaving my big natty new wife at home to get preyed on by Jody



brb wake up in a hospital with no arms or legs, literally just a head and torso. And no glory, everyone just thinks you got tricked by the government and fukt your whole life away.

Imagine he slowly peels the bandages off for the first time and just starts freaking out about being a baldcel.

For all the miscers that feel trapped in wage cage slave land and don’t like their jobs, consider this option for tomorrows day off

What would you actually like to do with your life? What are you passionate about? What are you good at?

Do you have a side hustle that fits that criteria? If not, maybe look into starting one. Take tomorrow to do some research and see what opportunities are out there

Do you already have a side hustle / passion project that you can make money doing? Consider putting some focus into developing that more. Make it a goal that by 2024 you want that to be your main focus so that you can finally quit the w-2

Just a thought! Not everyone will escape wage slavery but I’m sure many of you are capable if you so choose

Das it, mane. Start as small as you need to start. But do it, don't build your own walls.

I dont mind my job at all, and we have cute summer students in our office. I actually have a good work life and home life so when I'm exhausted from a good weekend I look forward to making chat with work bros, drinking tims, just hanging out.

I left 4 different jobs in the past year before finding one I enjoy. Don't stop looking til you get somewhere good guys! Don't be afraid to leave **** holes

Das it mane

I’ve been doing real estate for years pretty successfully but still felt that wage cage feeling down the back of my neck having to work for a broker

Finally licensed to be my own designated broker now. Even if I make less the first year than I made last year the freedom is worth it

Goat threads lmao

I think if you look at your matrix escape merely as a season and not the rest of your life then it frames things better. If caffeine helps you stay awake and alert enough to do the extra hours you need to in order to build for yourself then I don’t think it’s a huge deal. You can always limit your caffeine later on down the road if you so choose

problem is then youre stuck making near minimum wage with that strategy, lmao!