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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
my buddy went to school at Embry Riddle in Daytona - if you aren't familiar it is an aeronautics school. he said flying over Daytona Beach it was not unusual to see dozens of sharks among the swimmers who had no clue they were there.One thing that hasn't been mentioned yet (other than LOL at redditor link) is that ALL beach tourist areas throughout the world HATE sharks.
Not because they're evil creatures but because it hurts tourism. Really badly. Esp in Florida (this is googleable) where I'm pretty sure has the highest amount of reported shark bites in the world due to the shallow waters & huge numbers of people entering the water due to its calm waters and relative warmth compared to NEast/Cali for example.
In fact I've seen a shark swimming in the water next to me off the Gulf Coast. Floridacels can chime in that its true about pervasiveness of sharks and how beach towns do anything to suppress news of shark bites (hush money etc.).
fun fact: disneyworld is in Orlando. Somehow the temperature at disneyworld is always been reported as slightly less degrees than the greater Orlando area. disneyworld intentionally puts out lower temps.....Crazy right?
Well it makes sense when you know that many tourists are dismayed/won't go to Disney if its too hot there that week.
Not because they're evil creatures but because it hurts tourism. Really badly. Esp in Florida (this is googleable) where I'm pretty sure has the highest amount of reported shark bites in the world due to the shallow waters & huge numbers of people entering the water due to its calm waters and relative warmth compared to NEast/Cali for example.
In fact I've seen a shark swimming in the water next to me off the Gulf Coast. Floridacels can chime in that its true about pervasiveness of sharks and how beach towns do anything to suppress news of shark bites (hush money etc.).
fun fact: disneyworld is in Orlando. Somehow the temperature at disneyworld is always been reported as slightly less degrees than the greater Orlando area. disneyworld intentionally puts out lower temps.....Crazy right?
Well it makes sense when you know that many tourists are dismayed/won't go to Disney if its too hot there that week.
If you have swam in the ocean there is a good chance you were within a few feet of a shark at some point. Granted, not all sharks will attack humans but still.
06-02-2023, 07:43 AM
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Here is how much of an imbecile you have to be to believe a shark got him
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
And then within seconds you have to think the shark went after the miscer and pulled him after for a late night snack. Again, not after hours in the ocean like you see with scuba divers or surfers but literally just this kid cannonballing in after shouting 'dont forget to pound the like button and subscribe!'.
The odds of both those things are astronomical. It's like if your friend got lost in the woods and thinking a bear killed him. Sure, it's possible, but likely your friend just ate some miscolored berries and got sick and died.
This miscer in question just got whipped around by some currents before sadly drowning to the ocean probably pretty quickly. If he chose 9:40AM for this stunt instead of PM maybe it plays out differently. But in the dark with those waves? No chance
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
And then within seconds you have to think the shark went after the miscer and pulled him after for a late night snack. Again, not after hours in the ocean like you see with scuba divers or surfers but literally just this kid cannonballing in after shouting 'dont forget to pound the like button and subscribe!'.
The odds of both those things are astronomical. It's like if your friend got lost in the woods and thinking a bear killed him. Sure, it's possible, but likely your friend just ate some miscolored berries and got sick and died.
This miscer in question just got whipped around by some currents before sadly drowning to the ocean probably pretty quickly. If he chose 9:40AM for this stunt instead of PM maybe it plays out differently. But in the dark with those waves? No chance
06-02-2023, 07:58 AM
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Dolphins follow ships, sharks are afraid of dolphins, thus dude will turn up alive and well.
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06-02-2023, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
yeah point I was making is that all beach tourist areas have HUGE incentives to undrepport sharks period. Sometimes you stories of kids getting bit but its mostly brushed off.my buddy went to school at Embry Riddle in Daytona - if you aren't familiar it is an aeronautics school. he said flying over Daytona Beach it was not unusual to see dozens of sharks among the swimmers who had no clue they were there.
If you have swam in the ocean there is a good chance you were within a few feet of a shark at some point. Granted, not all sharks will attack humans but still.
If you have swam in the ocean there is a good chance you were within a few feet of a shark at some point. Granted, not all sharks will attack humans but still.
serious attacks are way way less likely so you shouldn't be afraid of being in the water. except at well y'know..... offshore from the beach where dumping occurs, its at night and in an inlet to the colder waters where bigger sharks lurk.
Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
sharks likely attacked immediately because on an island just imagine how much of all kinds of waste (dead bodies, slaughtered remains, spoiled food) is dumped in the ocean cuz where of no dumping area on the island?Here is how much of an imbecile you have to be to believe a shark got him
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
those sharks were not hunters.....they were scavengers.
06-02-2023, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Watch GoPro vid on previous page, skip to night time. Sharks everywhere below cruise shipHere is how much of an imbecile you have to be to believe a shark got him
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
And then within seconds you have to think the shark went after the miscer and pulled him after for a late night snack. Again, not after hours in the ocean like you see with scuba divers or surfers but literally just this kid cannonballing in after shouting 'dont forget to pound the like button and subscribe!'.
The odds of both those things are astronomical. It's like if your friend got lost in the woods and thinking a bear killed him. Sure, it's possible, but likely your friend just ate some miscolored berries and got sick and died.
This miscer in question just got whipped around by some currents before sadly drowning to the ocean probably pretty quickly. If he chose 9:40AM for this stunt instead of PM maybe it plays out differently. But in the dark with those waves? No chance
You have to think that there happened to be a shark in the water immediately after the miscer jumped in to impress the tiktok sloots on the boat. What are the odds of that?
And then within seconds you have to think the shark went after the miscer and pulled him after for a late night snack. Again, not after hours in the ocean like you see with scuba divers or surfers but literally just this kid cannonballing in after shouting 'dont forget to pound the like button and subscribe!'.
The odds of both those things are astronomical. It's like if your friend got lost in the woods and thinking a bear killed him. Sure, it's possible, but likely your friend just ate some miscolored berries and got sick and died.
This miscer in question just got whipped around by some currents before sadly drowning to the ocean probably pretty quickly. If he chose 9:40AM for this stunt instead of PM maybe it plays out differently. But in the dark with those waves? No chance
Sharks follow large boats and are used to them throwing food in the water so yes they are waiting and ready, just like koi pond at amusement parks
Dude got ate there’s no doubt about it, but the mental gymnastics you retards pulling to justify “the current” “a dolphin” etc is fukin hilarious and I’m here for it. Please continue
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hey fuktard....where are ya?
You were the first to call me out & said I was rustled but then avoid all the evidence in this thread.
@Schnitzl is Prolly the typical bodybuilding stereotype moron with average-looking dumpy-assfuk wife I'm sure.
hey fuktard....where are ya?
You were the first to call me out & said I was rustled but then avoid all the evidence in this thread.
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06-02-2023, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
You're so desperate for it to be a shark attack that you are in here non-stop defending the theory. You have no idea. There are literal experts contradicting you, but you so much want to be able to see the shark attack on camera that you ignore them. And then constantly berate others for seeing what you THINK you see.LOLd, now the 'no shark crew' is onto Dolphin and barracuda.
Muh****ers can't keep their story straight. First theres nothing there. Now theres something there, but sorry, it aint a shark, its a cuda or Dolphin.
Take the L boyos. Just take it and bend over like a jabby
Muh****ers can't keep their story straight. First theres nothing there. Now theres something there, but sorry, it aint a shark, its a cuda or Dolphin.
Take the L boyos. Just take it and bend over like a jabby
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Originally Posted By CopeOnIt⏩
Can't hear you past redYou're so desperate for it to be a shark attack that you are in here non-stop defending the theory. You have no idea. There are literal experts contradicting you, but you so much want to be able to see the shark attack on camera that you ignore them. And then constantly berate others for seeing what you THINK you see.
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
You are so insanely desperate to be right that your defective brain has somehow equated a person not believing some splashing water is a shark to not getting a vax. For some reason your life revolves around being convinced you got to see a teenage kid dying on video. You're for sure a weird dude.Lold liberal, never son (grabbed first 4 articles that google spat out).
You're up to record on your jabs right boyo?! If not, your comrades need you to get your booster.
Sad!
You're up to record on your jabs right boyo?! If not, your comrades need you to get your booster.
Sad!
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Originally Posted By CopeOnIt⏩
Wincel pleaseYou are so insanely desperate to be right that your defective brain has somehow equated a person not believing some splashing water is a shark to not getting a vax. For some reason your life revolves around being convinced you got to see a teenage kid dying on video. You're for sure a weird dude.
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Hard to believe in this day and age that there are people out there who don't believe in sharks.We aren't talking squatch's guys. We are talking sharks. How much proof do we need that they really exist?
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
Nobody is denying sharks. But there’s literally nothing in the video that suggests there’s a shark. “Oh he swam away from the buoy so there’s a shark”Hard to believe in this day and age that there are people out there who don't believe in sharks.
We aren't talking squatch's guys. We are talking sharks. How much proof do we need that they really exist?
We aren't talking squatch's guys. We are talking sharks. How much proof do we need that they really exist?
It’s a massive stretch
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
In looking at that pic and in watching the slowed down video.....it does look like a shark to me. In the pic you can see the sharks right pectoral fin and the water is choppy where the tail churned the water.And in the video it clearly looks to me like a shark coming up near the surface.
Would also explain why the kid looked in that direction and then turned away from the boat instead of swimming towards it or towards the buoy.
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
I was being sarcastic bro. I mean cmon lol.Nobody is denying sharks. But there’s literally nothing in the video that suggests there’s a shark. “Oh he swam away from the buoy so there’s a shark”
It’s a massive stretch
It’s a massive stretch
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
Indeed, try telling it to Wincel and the clown show in this piece though. You could piss all over them and they'd believe its raining.In looking at that pic and in watching the slowed down video.....it does look like a shark to me. In the pic you can see the sharks right pectoral fin and the water is choppy where the tail churned the water.
And in the video it clearly looks to me like a shark coming up near the surface.
Would also explain why the kid looked in that direction and then turned away from the boat instead of swimming towards it or towards the buoy.
And in the video it clearly looks to me like a shark coming up near the surface.
Would also explain why the kid looked in that direction and then turned away from the boat instead of swimming towards it or towards the buoy.
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Non shark cells and Jabbies, when will they learn?
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Agree. I do think that is a shark although that does not prove that the shark is what killed him. I know some people have said they heard screams from the kid but that could be just from being scared/drowning.Indeed, try telling it to Wincel and the clown show in this piece though. You could piss all over them and they'd believe its raining.
When I first saw the video a couple of days ago I thought how odd it was that he was sitting there treading water for a second or 2 and then all of a sudden started swimming AWAY from the boat/buoy. I said to myself "hmmmmm.....that doesn't make sense. That isn't what a normal person would do if you went overboard." Unless you were trying to suicide of course.
Your first inclination would be (if you were trying to be saved) is to try and swim as fast as you can TOWARDS the boat in a panic. He never did that. He sway away. Probably from the shark.
Considering he swam away from the boat and buoy he very well could have just drowned in the strong currents. I know some have also said they see a shark coming and grabbing his ankle but I for sure did not see that.
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
Correct, pure speculation as to what killed him - very hard to tell if its splashing or a kick from him as he goes under or if its a shark head, but the shark at 3 seconds is a no brainer, has been the entire time IMO.Agree. I do think that is a shark although that does not prove that the shark is what killed him. .
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Shark crew assemble
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If my son came out as a shark-believer i'd disown him immediately (100% srs)
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finbra lets get a boat and hunt these sharks down and search their stomachs
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JFL at ppl saying jaws is coming and grabbing his foot at 0:09 - clearly just a splash.
Anyways, after the "Jaws" attack, at 0:13 you hear a girl yell out "the current"
Then around 0:15 you can see the kid headed under the ship through the netting:


Anyways, after the "Jaws" attack, at 0:13 you hear a girl yell out "the current"
Then around 0:15 you can see the kid headed under the ship through the netting:


mo e
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imagine the circumstances surrounding your death being debated for 10 pages on a gay indian bodybuilding forum
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Originally Posted By singlemom69⏩
Already got the boat!finbra lets get a boat and hunt these sharks down and search their stomachs
Can't be Finbra without.
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Forever immortalized. Headstone has nothing on the misc.imagine the circumstances surrounding your death being debated for 10 pages on a gay indian bodybuilding forum
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/teens-tri...rs-parent-says
The small, pirate-lookalike cruise shipwas anchored throughout the night, and the students were stuck at sea near the uninhabited island in what Royal Bahamas Defense Force Commodore Raymond King called "shark-infested waters."
No shark crew takes another loss. THE BOAT ISN'T EVEN ****ING MOVING BOYOS.
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EDIT:Taking Ls just like jabbies, as more evidence surfaces, they continue to look more stupid.
The small, pirate-lookalike cruise shipwas anchored throughout the night, and the students were stuck at sea near the uninhabited island in what Royal Bahamas Defense Force Commodore Raymond King called "shark-infested waters."
No shark crew takes another loss. THE BOAT ISN'T EVEN ****ING MOVING BOYOS.
JFL at smoothies. See sig.
EDIT:Taking Ls just like jabbies, as more evidence surfaces, they continue to look more stupid.
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Damn bro, but it threw that perfectly shark shaped wake right off the port side, yards from the boat.https://www.foxnews.com/us/teens-tri...rs-parent-says
The small, pirate-lookalike cruise shipwas anchored throughout the night, and the students were stuck at sea near the uninhabited island in what Royal Bahamas Defense Force Commodore Raymond King called "shark-infested waters."
No shark crew takes another loss. THE BOAT ISN'T EVEN ****ING MOVING BOYOS.
JFL at smoothies. See sig.
EDIT:Taking Ls just like jabbies, as more evidence surfaces, they continue to look more stupid.
The small, pirate-lookalike cruise shipwas anchored throughout the night, and the students were stuck at sea near the uninhabited island in what Royal Bahamas Defense Force Commodore Raymond King called "shark-infested waters."
No shark crew takes another loss. THE BOAT ISN'T EVEN ****ING MOVING BOYOS.
JFL at smoothies. See sig.
EDIT:Taking Ls just like jabbies, as more evidence surfaces, they continue to look more stupid.
Nosharkcrew in shambles.
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