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post 1683898843 06-02-2023, 10:59 PM
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Greatest fear....

So, my bro in law tells my son his greatest fear is dying with a pubic hair in his mouth.


I said, "your uncle is a ****gggg"

My greatest fear is NOT dying with pubic hair in my mouth.
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post 1683899273 06-02-2023, 11:13 PM
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I thought this was going to be about a slow and agonizing death inside nutty putty cave



post 1683899613 06-02-2023, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I thought this was going to be about a slow and agonizing death inside nutty putty cave



He died doing what he loved. Being an absolute retard.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1683899633 06-02-2023, 11:23 PM
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That cave guy was a moron.



Yes... retardmaxxing.
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post 1683899673 06-02-2023, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I thought this was going to be about a slow and agonizing death inside nutty putty cave



da fuk? he must have escaped from the retard facility
post 1683899763 06-02-2023, 11:29 PM
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Guy was a total idiot. "Yeah... I'll climb into this vertical hole nobody has ever explored"

"Hmmmm I think that is brilliant. I'll be an hero"
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post 1683899823 06-02-2023, 11:30 PM
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My greatest fear is having a micro and not being able to please a woman . Wait wut…
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post 1683899893 06-02-2023, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
an absolute retard.
Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
That cave guy was a moron.
Originally Posted By Leonydus⏩
he must have escaped from the retard facility
Guy was a white male med student, so not like he was some dipchit tradie.
post 1683899933 06-02-2023, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
My greatest fear is having a micro and not being able to please a woman . Wait wut…
At least you have that funny story about the nurse lol
post 1683900003 06-02-2023, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
So, my bro in law tells my son his greatest fear is dying with a pubic hair in his mouth.


I said, "your uncle is a ****gggg"

My greatest fear is NOT dying with pubic hair in my mouth.
Pubic hair

Nature's dental floss
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post 1683900013 06-02-2023, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
At least you have that funny story about the nurse lol
Fark,keep that on the low low guys. Don’t want this getting out on the World Wide Web . That would be very unsettling
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post 1683900183 06-02-2023, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Fark,keep that on the low low guys. Don’t want this getting out on the World Wide Web . That would be very unsettling
Cliffs?
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post 1683900203 06-02-2023, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Guy was a white male med student, so not like he was some dipchit tradie.
Don't need to be smart to be a doctor. Just need to persevere.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1683900343 06-02-2023, 11:42 PM
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I can think of far worse ways to die, like being fed feet first into a crusher machine at a rate of 1 inch per hour.
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post 1683900423 06-02-2023, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Guy was a white male med student, so not like he was some dipchit tradie.
A tradie would not have done that, they got more sense. White med students think they are magical and special.
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post 1683900493 06-02-2023, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
I can think of far worse ways to die, like being fed feet first into a crusher machine at a rate of 1 inch per hour.
You would go into shock... pass out and not feel much.


I like killing people.
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post 1683900713 06-02-2023, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Cliffs?
Pretty embarrassing really,actually life changing . When they do heart surgery they put a large needle in your wrist , catheter etc , like we’re talking a large diameter needle in order to do arthroscopy surgery.
Well unfortunately they prep your groin also just incase they can’t get very good access from your wrist .
Well when I was wheeled into the OR , the nurses started prepping me for the 2 surgeons .
These were all sloots in their prime of course , making it even worse , as Kelowna has some good looking sloots .

Well she gave me a heads up that she was going to pull my robe up and to open my legs .
I felt a light breeze ,and then my worst fear happened , the sloot lol’d !
The surgeons and the other 4 nurses looked I’m assuming,and there was this terrible moment of total silence .
I swear it was only for 3-4 seconds, but srs it felt like an eternity.
I’m like wtf what kind of witty thing can I say,but srs I couldn’t come up with anything if my life depended on it .
Fark , hold me bruhs
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post 1683900863 06-02-2023, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Pretty embarrassing really,actually life changing . When they do heart surgery they put a large needle in your wrist , like we’re talking kind of wide in order to do arthroscopy surgery.
Well unfortunately they prep your groin also just incase they can’t get very good access from the wrist .
Well when I was wheeled into the OR , the nurses started prepping me for the 2 surgeons .
These are all sloots in their prime of course making it even worse .
Well she gave me a heads up that she was going to pull my robe up and to open my legs .
I felt a light breeze ,and then my worst fear happened , the sloot lol’d !
The surgeons and the other 4 nurses looked I’m assuming,and there was this terrible moment of silence .
I swear it was only for 5 seconds, but srs it felt like an eternity.
I’m like wtf what kind of witty thing can I say,but srs I couldn’t come up with anything if my life depended on it .
Fark , hold me bruhs
Oooof. Damn that's brootal
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post 1683900913 06-02-2023, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Oooof. Damn that's brootal
Ya think. I wish I was trolling but you can’t make this chit up.
The other nurse looked at my chart, and I think she was checking to see if I was transitioning
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post 1683900933 06-02-2023, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Pretty embarrassing really,actually life changing . When they do heart surgery they put a large needle in your wrist , catheter etc , like we’re talking a large diameter needle in order to do arthroscopy surgery.
Well unfortunately they prep your groin also just incase they can’t get very good access from your wrist .
Well when I was wheeled into the OR , the nurses started prepping me for the 2 surgeons .
These were all sloots in their prime of course , making it even worse , as Kelowna has some good looking sloots .

Well she gave me a heads up that she was going to pull my robe up and to open my legs .
I felt a light breeze ,and then my worst fear happened , the sloot lol’d !
The surgeons and the other 4 nurses looked I’m assuming,and there was this terrible moment of total silence .
I swear it was only for 3-4 seconds, but srs it felt like an eternity.
I’m like wtf what kind of witty thing can I say,but srs I couldn’t come up with anything if my life depended on it .
Fark , hold me bruhs
I cri evry tim
post 1683901483 06-03-2023, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Pretty embarrassing really,actually life changing . When they do heart surgery they put a large needle in your wrist , catheter etc , like we’re talking a large diameter needle in order to do arthroscopy surgery.
Well unfortunately they prep your groin also just incase they can’t get very good access from your wrist .
Well when I was wheeled into the OR , the nurses started prepping me for the 2 surgeons .
These were all sloots in their prime of course , making it even worse , as Kelowna has some good looking sloots .

Well she gave me a heads up that she was going to pull my robe up and to open my legs .
I felt a light breeze ,and then my worst fear happened , the sloot lol’d !
The surgeons and the other 4 nurses looked I’m assuming,and there was this terrible moment of total silence .
I swear it was only for 3-4 seconds, but srs it felt like an eternity.
I’m like wtf what kind of witty thing can I say,but srs I couldn’t come up with anything if my life depended on it .
Fark , hold me bruhs
it's all good brah. I had an IV sewn into my neck and my arm srs... the Catheter was down in my heart.
I was pissing myself because of the trauma i had micro penis syndrome bad.
I was so humiliated.

A young hot pt assistantant named Robyn was helping me and I pissed all over her.
Then it became a joke....I would threaten to pee on her all the time. I didn't.
but I went back to normal size.

SHe had a fiancé but we became best buds.
I was doing great with my PT. at times she and I would do nap time in the gym
No erotica....just hanging out and resting.
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