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06-03-2023, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
lmao @ trusting a yelling hysterical sloot who just wanted to hear her own voice and said the first thing that came to her headJust to be clear on what is shark crew and no shark crew.
Shark crew = kid was devoured on camera. Jaws came up and pulled him hinder at :09. Lol.
No shark crew = kid wasn’t devoured on camera, but reserve all rights for what happened off camera (including that he got ate by sharks).
:15 shows the kids still floating around.:11 girl yells “the current” as kid gets swept away.Shark crew in shambles. Time for the next booster.
Shark crew = kid was devoured on camera. Jaws came up and pulled him hinder at :09. Lol.
No shark crew = kid wasn’t devoured on camera, but reserve all rights for what happened off camera (including that he got ate by sharks).
:15 shows the kids still floating around.:11 girl yells “the current” as kid gets swept away.Shark crew in shambles. Time for the next booster.
no shark crew = believe all women
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Nah this is a re-write of history. I haven’t seen a walk back like this since Wincel admitted he is not fully boosted.More like
Sharkchads: yeah that definitely looks like a shark at the start, and he swims away when he sees it. After that either the same shark or a different shark seems to attack him, because there’s a very weird movement there, plus he just disappears shortly after that. Either way that one at first was for sure a shark and then he died either on camera or after the video cuts out, most likely by sharks.
No-sharkcels: that is a rope!! Trolololl. Sharks would never attack humans that’s a myth! Sharks are almost the nicest animals on the planet second only to grizzly bears who are cute and adorable as fuk. The kid is probably already at home playing Xbox
Sharkchads: yeah that definitely looks like a shark at the start, and he swims away when he sees it. After that either the same shark or a different shark seems to attack him, because there’s a very weird movement there, plus he just disappears shortly after that. Either way that one at first was for sure a shark and then he died either on camera or after the video cuts out, most likely by sharks.
No-sharkcels: that is a rope!! Trolololl. Sharks would never attack humans that’s a myth! Sharks are almost the nicest animals on the planet second only to grizzly bears who are cute and adorable as fuk. The kid is probably already at home playing Xbox
No-shark crew just says kid wasn’t devoured on camera. :03 could def be a shark tho.
Shark crew always has said kid for Jaws’d at :09 and pulled under.
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06-03-2023, 04:05 PM
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Seems like it would still be unusual for the kid to be taken out by a shark so quickly. Even when people are attacked by sharks, it’s not generally such that someone is devoured and rather they end up making it to shore and are missing a piece of their leg or whatever was bitten.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
lol, tons of posts ITT about sharks being nice and don't attack humans.Nah this is a re-write of history. I haven’t seen a walk back like this since Wincel admitted he is not fully boosted.
No-shark crew just says kid wasn’t devoured on camera. :03 could def be a shark tho.
Shark crew always has said kid for Jaws’d at :09 and pulled under.
No-shark crew just says kid wasn’t devoured on camera. :03 could def be a shark tho.
Shark crew always has said kid for Jaws’d at :09 and pulled under.
shark is basically a swimming pitbull
edit: like this wizard ^
06-03-2023, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By WHChampion⏩
Next level stupid to trust any women in panic mode but really shows how dumb noshark boyos are. “If a hysterical 18yr old drunk sloot thinks there’s a current she has to be right” herp derplmao @ trusting a yelling hysterical sloot who just wanted to hear her own voice and said the first thing that came to her head
no shark crew = believe all women
no shark crew = believe all women
So many strong currents in Bahamas. Can’t swim there or snorkel it’s so dangerous. Hundreds of people die each year getting swept away in deadly currents there.
Next up: you retards talking about a “normal” shark attack. Yea they will circle and take a sample bite on a human in “normal beach conditions”. There were multiple sharks following that boat waiting for a free dinner and when boyo hit the water they all rushed to grab him. See vid from oil rig, they grab it first ask questions later it’s a free for all
Common sense not even once.
How tf you guys even know how to work the interwebs
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06-03-2023, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
Yeah in that newest vid the land is right there. Kid probably thought worst case can swim to land. There was also a ladder on the back of the boat. Just wasn't counting on sharks. He goes straight for the life ring with body control then nopes out of there when he spots the shark(s).You take off from the boat launch at Paradise Island and are pretty close to land the entire time. You go by Paradise Island for a stretch until the island ends where the big golf course and some gigantic houses are, and then almost immediately where that island ends the Athol Island where they cruised to starts. You are always close to land as I said and I am guessing that gave the kid some false courage that he could just swim to land if he had to. Water is also not very deep.
06-03-2023, 04:20 PM
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https://youtu.be/TvBpM3ylsYo
You think people tossing food to sharks all day oil rigs? Nope, but when they do sharks are ready to pounce
Same exact thing with booze cruise, people probably toss stuff over all the time and sharks be ready.
They don’t take a sample bite they grab it before other sharks do.
You think people tossing food to sharks all day oil rigs? Nope, but when they do sharks are ready to pounce
Same exact thing with booze cruise, people probably toss stuff over all the time and sharks be ready.
They don’t take a sample bite they grab it before other sharks do.
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We don't need to speculate about whether sharks do or don't sample bite, that's all well-documented
Unprovoked attack
Unprovoked attacks are initiated by the shark—they occur in a shark's natural habitat on a live human and without human provocation.[46][47] There are three subcategories of unprovoked attack:
Hit-and-run attack – usually non-fatal, the shark bites and then leaves; most victims do not see the shark. This is the most common type of attack and typically occurs in the surf zone or in murky water. Most hit-and-run attacks are believed to be the result of mistaken identity.[48]
Sneak attack – the victim will not usually see the shark, and may sustain multiple deep bites. This kind of attack is predatory in nature and is often carried out with the intention of consuming the victim. It is extraordinarily rare for this to occur.
Bump-and-bite attack – the shark circles and bumps the victim before biting. Great whites are known to do this on occasion, referred to as a "test bite", in which the great white is attempting to identify what is being bitten. Repeated bites, depending on the reaction of the victim (thrashing or panicking may lead the shark to believe the victim is prey), are not uncommon and can be severe or fatal. Bump-and-bite attacks are not believed to be the result of mistaken identity.[48]
An incident occurred in 2011 when a 3-meter long (~500 kg) great white shark jumped onto a 7-person research vessel off Seal Island, South Africa. The crew were undertaking a population study using sardines as bait and initially retreated to safety in the bow of the ship while the shark thrashed about, damaging equipment and fuel lines. To keep the shark alive while a rescue ship towed the research vessel to shore, the crew poured water over its gills and eventually used a pump for mechanical ventilation. The shark was ultimately lifted back into the water by crane and, after becoming disoriented and beaching itself in the harbor, was successfully towed out to sea, swimming away. The incident was judged to be an accident.[49]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_...pes_of_attacksUnprovoked attacks are initiated by the shark—they occur in a shark's natural habitat on a live human and without human provocation.[46][47] There are three subcategories of unprovoked attack:
Hit-and-run attack – usually non-fatal, the shark bites and then leaves; most victims do not see the shark. This is the most common type of attack and typically occurs in the surf zone or in murky water. Most hit-and-run attacks are believed to be the result of mistaken identity.[48]
Sneak attack – the victim will not usually see the shark, and may sustain multiple deep bites. This kind of attack is predatory in nature and is often carried out with the intention of consuming the victim. It is extraordinarily rare for this to occur.
Bump-and-bite attack – the shark circles and bumps the victim before biting. Great whites are known to do this on occasion, referred to as a "test bite", in which the great white is attempting to identify what is being bitten. Repeated bites, depending on the reaction of the victim (thrashing or panicking may lead the shark to believe the victim is prey), are not uncommon and can be severe or fatal. Bump-and-bite attacks are not believed to be the result of mistaken identity.[48]
An incident occurred in 2011 when a 3-meter long (~500 kg) great white shark jumped onto a 7-person research vessel off Seal Island, South Africa. The crew were undertaking a population study using sardines as bait and initially retreated to safety in the bow of the ship while the shark thrashed about, damaging equipment and fuel lines. To keep the shark alive while a rescue ship towed the research vessel to shore, the crew poured water over its gills and eventually used a pump for mechanical ventilation. The shark was ultimately lifted back into the water by crane and, after becoming disoriented and beaching itself in the harbor, was successfully towed out to sea, swimming away. The incident was judged to be an accident.[49]
Originally Posted By 129iq⏩
I think you generally want to boop it on the snoot (srs)Are there any noises or things sharks are afraid? Someone should invent something
06-03-2023, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By 4ea⏩
how do you think his friends & family feel?video gives me an eerie feeling...
they almost certainly didn't see the shark(s) during the event. I mean even the tards on the misc didn't see it and the camera captured it all. 20 seconds and gone. Once anybody with a functioning brain watches the footage though...undeniable.
06-03-2023, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
That's in shallow water where you know, the shark can't really drag you under and drown you. And close to shore it's probably a solitary small shark, usually a nurse shark which generally are docile unless you step on them.Seems like it would still be unusual for the kid to be taken out by a shark so quickly. Even when people are attacked by sharks, it’s not generally such that someone is devoured and rather they end up making it to shore and are missing a piece of their leg or whatever was bitten.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
In the open ocean sharks hunt in large groups. Like pitbulls of the sea, once the jaws lock....
Jesus crikies. As soon as they hear the splash they know what time it is. Dinner time!
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
location: montanaThat's in shallow water where you know, the shark can't really drag you under and drown you. And close to shore it's probably a solitary small shark, usually a nurse shark which generally are docile unless you step on them.
In the open ocean sharks hunt in large groups. Like pitbulls of the sea, once the jaws lock....
In the open ocean sharks hunt in large groups. Like pitbulls of the sea, once the jaws lock....
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
moreover some sharks can swim 30mph and the sound of movement alerts them. A splash is not unlike a dog whistle. They come outta nowhere.Jesus crikies. As soon as they hear the splash they know what time it is. Dinner time!
Kid probably was good as dead moments after he hit the water.
this vid always freaked me out...remember watching it 12 years ago. just the sound of the paddle was enough for investigation.
06-03-2023, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
ITT though sharks attack like the poster in jaws and drag ppl under water to take them back to their house and feed their kids.Seems like it would still be unusual for the kid to be taken out by a shark so quickly. Even when people are attacked by sharks, it’s not generally such that someone is devoured and rather they end up making it to shore and are missing a piece of their leg or whatever was bitten.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
Wiki says that shark bites are generally exploratory, where they will bite once and then swim away to wait for the target to weaken/die.
(Nvm that the sharkbrah reappears a few seconds after the supposed shark attack)
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Originally Posted By JonEh10⏩
It's the auto focus picking up the boat railings and stuff. They didn't hold it up high enough to focus on the kid 25 yards away.Don’t zoomers all have the latest iPhones? What’s up with the 1999 camcorder video quality?
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06-03-2023, 06:10 PM
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Shark infested waters are quite rustling. There has apparently been an explosion in the shark population in the Gulf of Mexico over the past couple of years.
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
JFL at this jabbie smoothbrain trying to rewrite history. Shark crew has always maintained there was a shark in the video, with several of shark crew identifying the ultimate bite, but some only ever seeing the initial splash at :03. Both are acceptable to shark crew.Just to be clear on what is shark crew and no shark crew.
Shark crew = kid was devoured on camera. Jaws came up and pulled him hinder at :09. Lol.
No shark crew = kid wasn’t devoured on camera, but reserve all rights for what happened off camera (including that he got ate by sharks).
:15 shows the kids still floating around. :11 girl yells “the current” as kid gets swept away. Shark crew in shambles. Time for the next booster.
Shark crew = kid was devoured on camera. Jaws came up and pulled him hinder at :09. Lol.
No shark crew = kid wasn’t devoured on camera, but reserve all rights for what happened off camera (including that he got ate by sharks).
:15 shows the kids still floating around. :11 girl yells “the current” as kid gets swept away. Shark crew in shambles. Time for the next booster.
No shark crew claiming barracuda, dolphins, rope from boat, & cut water from the bow. JFL at no shark crew, you just know the next thing they'll ask for is amnesty just like the jabbies.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Absolutely this. no shark crew on suicide watch led by a mullet. JFL!More like
Sharkchads: yeah that definitely looks like a shark at the start, and he swims away when he sees it. After that either the same shark or a different shark seems to attack him, because there’s a very weird movement there, plus he just disappears shortly after that. Either way that one at first was for sure a shark and then he died either on camera or after the video cuts out, most likely by sharks.
No-sharkcels: that is a rope!! Trolololl. Sharks would never attack humans that’s a myth! Sharks are almost the nicest animals on the planet second only to grizzly bears who are cute and adorable as fuk. The kid is probably already at home playing Xbox
Sharkchads: yeah that definitely looks like a shark at the start, and he swims away when he sees it. After that either the same shark or a different shark seems to attack him, because there’s a very weird movement there, plus he just disappears shortly after that. Either way that one at first was for sure a shark and then he died either on camera or after the video cuts out, most likely by sharks.
No-sharkcels: that is a rope!! Trolololl. Sharks would never attack humans that’s a myth! Sharks are almost the nicest animals on the planet second only to grizzly bears who are cute and adorable as fuk. The kid is probably already at home playing Xbox
Who you gon believe when the sharks are in the water? A FinBra? Or a ****in mullet. JFL doods not even in the game.
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Originally Posted By cyborg⏩
that's crazy.Shark infested waters are quite rustling. There has apparently been an explosion in the shark population in the Gulf of Mexico over the past couple of years.
time to start making some shark fin soup, srs
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Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
Holy ****. Trim those engines up, bouta have a buncha bent prop shafts with those kunts going wild.that's crazy.
time to start making some shark fin soup, srs
time to start making some shark fin soup, srs
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Oh ****, its already happened. OneLegSquads in my CP negging me saying "just let it go"JFL at no shark crew, you just know the next thing they'll ask for is amnesty just like the jabbies.
JFL at no shark crew, same as jabbies. Srs
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UPDATE: there was a 3rd shark (obvsly likely many more than three as well)
Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

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It's estimated that 73 million sharks are killed a year for shark fin soup.
All that suffering and when they finally get a little revenge, no shark crew comes out of the woodwork yelling "no goal". Shame!
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Atheists also taking home the trophies in comment sections...


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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Oh ****, no shark crew getting DPd by shark crew rnUPDATE: there was a 3rd shark (obvsly likely many more than three as well)
I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

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How is there no definitive recording of this??? It's 2023, I could have got better quality from a Nokia brick for fuks sake.
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