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post 1683939143 06-03-2023, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
No no apps, all in person.

Aussie girl: caught me talking to my friend while watching Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, turned around and said she loves an English accent. Proceeded to tell me that her type was tall, English with a northern accent, dark hair. I lied and said mine was a blonde Aussie. She came back to mine from there.

English girl: so my pal knew quite a lot of people there as he’s constantly out clubbing back home. He knew one girl who was there with the blonde one and some gay guy. We went to ocean beach, the five of us. While laid on the bed there, I was chatting to the blonde and we were asking each other, what our types were, if we were single etc. Told her I wanted to grab drinks with her when we were back home. Went to a club called Pacha together that night, got more intimate. She was already staying at the same apartment as me and my mate so this was easy. We left before the others so we had an apartment to ourselves for a bit until the others came back. We’re actually going on an hike together in a few weeks.

German girl: met in Amnesia, asked her to take a picture of my mate and I (always do this with a girl I want to talk to to work an angle without coming off as a creep), asked if she wanted one, told her I take amazing pictures. I jestermaxxed slightly by putting these lights things on the bottom of their drinks bottle so that they lit up, she didn’t actually know how to speak much English, but knew how to write/read it. Got her number and text her while stood next to her saying that I think we should fuk. That was that lol.
Damn. Wtf man it’s never been that smooth or easy for me. You must have a fun and inviting personality or something.

Sounds like you have a good group of friends too. I’ve noticed that girls are attracted to groups of guys that get along with each other well. It’s a sign that they’re all socially intelligent and well adjusted.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Lmao I remember exactly who you’re on about.

But fair enough bro whoremaxxing isn’t for everyone tbh and you seem to shag lots of birds without paying so can’t hate.

I’m off to Benidorm next week with the lads, gonna try pull some sloots for free if not will probably end up in a brothel lol.
Yeh it’s why I try not to give you any hate, because I knew you had this on me lol. Every time I see one of your threads, I immediately think of that girl and semi regret not doing it. Back then I didn’t get laid nowhere near as much as I do now.

Nah you’ll smash in Benidorm, never been but apparently it’s the easiest place you can ever smash. I'm going to Parklife festival next week, I literally have a list in notes of about 10 girls on my phone who I’ve promised to meet up with there so I don’t forget lol. Then I’m off back to Ibiza in 3 weeks. Also the German girl is wanting me to fly to Berlin to stay with her one weekend. Might do it srs.
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Yeh it’s why I try not to give you any hate, because I knew you had this on me lol. Every time I see one of your threads, I immediately think of that girl and semi regret not doing it. Back then I didn’t get laid nowhere near as much as I do now.

Nah you’ll smash in Benidorm, never been but apparently it’s the easiest place you can ever smash. I'm going to Parklife festival next week, I literally have a list in notes of about 10 girls on my phone who I’ve promised to meet up with there so I don’t forget lol. Then I’m off back to Ibiza in 3 weeks. Also the German girl is wanting me to fly to Berlin to stay with her one weekend. Might do it srs.
Hey OP,

from your experience (I realize its all anecdotal)...are femaloids easier in the EU or the US? I would think that the US is the Mecca for the sloot (cuz of consumerist/materialism here) but your thread makes me wonder?
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Back then I didn’t get laid nowhere near as much as I do now.
What changed between then and now? Did you just start going out more or what?
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Hey OP,

from your experience (I realize its all anecdotal)...are femaloids easier in the EU or the US? I would think that the US is the Mecca for the sloot (cuz of consumerist/materialism here) but your thread makes me wonder?
I’ve had much more success in Europe, I’ve only smashed 2 American girls, 1 on each of my last 2 times to Miami. Most girls in the holiday destinations in Europe are usually dtf. It might sound strange considering I’ve done Vegas and Miami, but I didn’t feel I was ever really in the best situations to smash. I SHOULD have smashed more when I went to Elrow/Music On at Factory town while in Miami, but I didn’t graft whatsoever with any of the girls who’s instas/numbers I got.
Originally Posted By Gladi4tor⏩
What changed between then and now? Did you just start going out more or what?
Jaw surgery/beard.

Better circle of friends.

More confidence, brought on by the first 2 I guess.
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sloots were all hot 9/10
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’ve had much more success in Europe, I’ve only smashed 2 American girls, 1 on each of my last 2 times to Miami. Most girls in the holiday destinations in Europe are usually dtf. It might sound strange considering I’ve done Vegas and Miami, but I didn’t feel I was ever really in the best situations to smash. I SHOULD have smashed more when I went to Elrow/Music On at Factory town while in Miami, but I didn’t graft whatsoever with any of the girls who’s instas/numbers I got.



Jaw surgery/beard.

Better circle of friends.

More confidence, brought on by the first 2 I guess.
Do you have before/after pics from the jaw surgery? Curious how much of a transformation it was.
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Nice, all top notch girls

I'm jealous
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Originally Posted By Gladi4tor⏩
Do you have before/after pics from the jaw surgery? Curious how much of a transformation it was.
Yeh I made a thread at the time. I’ll clarify, it wasn’t jaw actually, it was chin surgery, no idea why I’m writing jaw.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=180707763
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
no asian no care.
same

also OP looks metro sexual
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Hey OP,

from your experience (I realize its all anecdotal)...are femaloids easier in the EU or the US? I would think that the US is the Mecca for the sloot (cuz of consumerist/materialism here) but your thread makes me wonder?
UK has a chitload of people that are all close together

Their entire infrastructure is different. They're way more social so its way easier

They're more socialist too. So everybody would be on more level playing ground. E.g. one person is not going to have a mansion, while the other has a shack

In a general sense.
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Glad you diversified to men in the fourth pic. You guys look good together!
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How much did you smash before jaw surgery?

Agree good social circle helps alot
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i was honestly expecting better. they're all average at best

#2 is the most busted looking with her nose and poverty eyebrows. she should know she doesn't have much to go for that thick look
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Did you take a pill while you were there?
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Originally Posted By Gaedj⏩
Btw, something about you look gay as fk OP. You got the beard and tats etc but still looks gay as fk. Am I the only one who feels this way? lol.
He has a very weak mouth area

His smile is nervous fir some reason

From the neck up he looks like a guy lacking confidence so tries to hide behind the beard and the massive sunglasses
:)
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Yeh I made a thread at the time. I’ll clarify, it wasn’t jaw actually, it was chin surgery, no idea why I’m writing jaw.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=180707763
repped.

One time I was somewhere and I overheard two hot white chicks talking to each other one said "Yeah but he has a really weak chin."....mindblown. I was like are these miscers larping as brahs? Never thought women would notice something so trivial (cept its not) as the other thread indicated....you made it happen.
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congrats. now you can pick up a chick like this

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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
How much did you smash before jaw surgery?

Agree good social circle helps alot
It feels hard to quantify, as before if I was smashing a girl I’d usually be properly dating the girl, whereas now I’m in full manwhore mode.
Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
i was honestly expecting better. they're all average at best

#2 is the most busted looking with her nose and poverty eyebrows. she should know she doesn't have much to go for that thick look
Some of you guys don’t half pick out the most trivial things.
Originally Posted By Joeyw88⏩
Did you take a pill while you were there?
Nah I’ve bought one of these:





Fill it with spirits and take it everywhere I go, just buy mixers at the club.
Originally Posted By EireGunner⏩
He has a very weak mouth area

His smile is nervous fir some reason

From the neck up he looks like a guy lacking confidence so tries to hide behind the beard and the massive sunglasses
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
It feels hard to quantify, as before if I was smashing a girl I’d usually be properly dating the girl, whereas now I’m in full manwhore mode.
Do you remmeber your number from pre jaw surgery
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OP's real smashes




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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Do you remmeber your number from pre jaw surgery
Well I’d probably be seeing the same girl for a couple of months, then maybe a break for a month or so with a few casual smashes in between, before dating again. Now it’s new girls constantly on rotation
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Mirin’. OP, I’ll be in Ibiza in August. Recommendations? May check out David Guetta’s show on the first night there. Not sure what bars/clubs are good. Working on getting physique dialed in before I go.
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Mirin’. OP, I’ll be in Ibiza in August. Recommendations? May check out David Guetta’s show on the first night there. Not sure what bars/clubs are good. Working on getting physique dialed in before I go.
Brah, let me know the dates you’re going and I can give you my recommendations based on the days you’re there. Also, make sure you stay in the Playa D’en Bossa area as opposed to San Antonio, it’s slightly more expensive but that’s where literally all the big clubs are, it’s a €30 cab ride each way between the 2 places otherwise.

You can use this website to have a look too, it’s got every event listed for every club for every day this year. It also allows you to buy tickets. Don’t worry if there’s no buy ticket option under an event you want, you can buy tickets from literally anywhere on the day of the event.

https://www.ibiza-spotlight.com/nigh...023-25/06/2023
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I was planning to go there last year as my friend in her 20s always posted pretty photos of the place, but I didn't think it would be the best spot for a 50 year old woman traveling solo.

It sounds like it's more of a party island for young people, which isn't my cup of tea. I ended up going on the beaches on the mainland of Spain.

Do you recommend the beaches in Ibiza?
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
I was planning to go there last year as my friend in her 20s always posted pretty photos of the place, but I didn't think it would be the best spot for a 50 year old woman traveling solo.

It sounds like it's more of a party island for young people, which isn't my cup of tea. I ended up going on the beaches on the mainland of Spain.

Do you recommend the beaches in Ibiza?
Ibiza has a rep of being a part island and rightly so, but what people don’t realise is that there’s half of the island, which is the total opposite, which includes old town and is where families/couples go and everything is more chilled.

Yes, Ibiza has some amazing beaches



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Great thread, thanks for sharing brah.
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^^Holy cow it looks amazing. Now I remember reading about Old Town in my research. The Mediterranean was colder than I expected this time last year and that water has more of a tropical look.

Maybe I'll give it a try the next time I'm in Europe. Last month I went to Copenhagen, Munich, Salzburg, Zurich and Rome. I was on the beach in Rome but the water was as cold as it is in Cali. It was a trip of a lifetime! I got addicted to Europe after my Spain trip.

Glad you had fun!
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Yeh I made a thread at the time. I’ll clarify, it wasn’t jaw actually, it was chin surgery, no idea why I’m writing jaw.
That's a pretty good difference. It helped your chin but also your entire jawline.

That's nuts that your sex life improved so much. It sounds like you had a decent sex life before too though. When will it be mine turn. Fuark I'm almost 35 it's probably too late for me.
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Of all those girls your friend looks the most normal with the German coming in close 2nd. All of the others look like plastic Barbie dolls. A hole is a hole so congrats but meh would've been more impressive smashing local chicks than chicks on vacation purposefully looking for dink. Hope you go get tested.
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