[QUOTE=CockSalesman post_id=1683988583]you would think those divers would be eaten the moment they jumped in the water. how are they taking pics with these sharks? They were all surely eaten after the picture was taken right?





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Poor no-shark crew doesn't understand the difference between designated dive spots with sharks that they feed vs the ocean where they don't have designated dive spots.


Damn I feel bad for you guys.

ya they must've trained all those sharks as soon as they got in the water









shark crew assemble

Anyone who thinks can see blood in that dark grainy water while it's also being lit with red light is legitimately mentally challenged.

Yes

Possibly multiple sharks

Imagine being wincel

-Masquerading as a scientist even though he's never discovered anything nor contributed to science in any way
-Thinks walmart HVAC systems block covid
-In his 30s, never been touched by a female, unemployed, still lives with his parents
-Thinks the wake of a docked boat killed a kid who is on video getting eaten by sharks
-All this while living in fkn Portland lmao

Lmao absolutely BROOTAL rebuttal. Sharkcels will never recover from this, they hate common sense, probably why all sharkcels are triple jabbed lmao

Your typical sharkcel:

Well if nothing else, this has turned out to be an amazing thread.

What a legacy he has left.

Imagine watching that video and actually trying to judge the specific species of shark just lmfao @ sharkies

don't forget to add MUSLIM to the list. Being in Portland prolly has its advantages for the outcastes of society so living there as a Muslim would very likely mask the hatred most people have for Muslims because of Portlands reknowned political-correctness.

Sharkcels be like: Look guys this is obviously Bigfoot, it's crystal clear HD footage

In 2019 there was this girl Jordan Lindsey who was brutally killed by sharks while snorkelling off the Bahamas.

https://nypost.com/2019/08/08/bahama...re-fatal-bite/

Sadly a group of drunk zoomers are probably oblivious to how deadly sharks can be especially when a few years have passed since Jordan Lindsey. It's a big wake up call to swimming in open waters.

You can CLEARLY see multiple sharks engaging him, just lol at no sharkies

Lol @ posting some bs AI generated article as 'proof'

I didn't realize his arm was missing. No sharkcels, explain why he proceeds to swim with one arm aftering appearing to try to punch something.

I am a sharkcell but in no way do I see any red in the water.

Here are the best cliffs from what I can tell......

He jumped in on a drunken dare. Mainly because he was 18 and also because I have been on that exact boat route and the shore is very close. It gave him bravery. It was the farthest thing from an open ocean.

IMO he saw the shark at .03. Started punching the water right after but more as a panic attack hitting the water rather than actually hitting a shark. Saw the shark that appeared at .03 kept coming and turned and started swimming away. (Would have been smarter swimming towards the boat)

At .10 seconds it is possible that the shark that appeared at .03 seconds grabbed a leg but it is REALLY hard to tell.

He then continues to swim away from the buoy and parallel to the boat where he either gradually goes under the water from a shark taking him under or because the camera is so bad that he just disappears from view. Again very hard to tell.


From there he either drowned or was eaten by sharks or was just attacked right away and eaten. Judging how the family has been very silent on the entire thing and because they called off the search so soon?

I am guessing authorities know he was eaten/attack by sharks.

RIP. I am sure he as a nice kid who just got carried away in the moment.

This guy resembles an actor. Who is that actor? Been driving me crazy trying to remember.

Jfl at nosharkies. See sig!

Why can’t ppl ever film to completion? If I ever film something I have it in full wide screen with my arm propped up against something to get maximum visibilty and clarity.

Also don’t end filming till 5 secs after the event to avoid any cutoffs.

Mirin' the clout chase

This thread is incredibly played out

Imagine being however old you are, and not understanding how light affects your vision into the darkness.

Basic common sense, not even once.

I'd be deleting this comment so quickly to save face if I were you.

Imagine arguing that the darkness makes it difficult to see things while simultaneously telling everyone there were 3 hammerheads and a pool of blood and they clearly bit his arm off even though the video is pitch black

sharkies are the new vaxcells srs

Imagine reading my comment, trying to rebuttal it, but taking such a brutal self imposed L because the rebuttal doesn't even actually say what was originally said.

Let me break it down for the retarded misc members (currently, only you)

darkness (you managed to read this one - good work!!!) PLUS LIGHT (you failed to include this, I think this was actually intentional because you realise this is accurate and blows your idiotic nonsense out of the water)

Let me guess. You don't understand why the military use red light in darkness instead of a standard torch?

Cliffs: brutal self imposed L taken by cucksurf

LOL nice Try Rabbai nosharkcell, see sig.

Srs

I’m not gonna argue anymore with people that are either brain dead or most likely just trolling at this point.

Once the Bahama police finishes the investigation other kids will start talking and more pics/vids will come out confirming that dude got ate by sharks. There is really no other possibility now after new vid confirms he was so close to land.

Have fun trolling nosharkcels

did not read lol @ you putting in this effort srs

No fkn way wincel is Muslim

We know you didn't read by your hilariously inept original response.

Keep taking the Ls bro. Ouch

And there's actually zero effort required in pointing out how stupid morons are.

24 pages of what?

I saw this thread at page 1 and was 'meh'......

Have to agree. It was fun at first when there was just the blurry vid and the other side was being serious about their argument. Now it's just a few tards trolling