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Thread: *proven* crazy simple hack for any wagie incel to get a gf / laid

post 1684103043 06-06-2023, 11:56 AM
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*proven* crazy simple hack for any wagie incel to get a gf / laid

so sevenlions and I have opened up our new consultancy helping brahs level up in life - and this one crazy trick requires very little to get started


first - you need a job where you have female coworkers. office job is great, but even retail job will do. you just need to be in a social enough situation where women will see you eating in the break room/ lunch room / lounge etc.

second- $3.57/day for hungry-man meals


The scientific fact is that women are attracted to scarcity / what's "in-demand". You'll notice most women are very competitive amongst one another, and this certainly is the case when competing for men. What is more scarce than a taken man? A man that has a gf?

Most guys with GFs know that as soon as they have GFs / wives, other women only see them as more attractive now becsause of this.


Sevenlions/my clients have now all begun packing Hungry-Man microwave meals into tupperware to bring to their job.


The trick is, you have to open the meal / unpack it in front of a female co-worker, and use one of these powerful phrases:


"Oh wow, Lisa really outdid herself this time. She stayed up all night slaving away, cooking this Salisbury steak for me to bring to work. I'm a lucky guy"


"I would break up with Brittney if she wasn't such a good cook. I can't believe she was able to fit one full pound of real food into this tupperware. She's just so devoted to me".




Soon these women will take notice that there is a HBB stacy at home taking care of you, and they'll get curious -- they'll want to know more about this mysterious man who's wife cooks delicious Salisbury steak & country fried chicken for on a daily basis.




Success rate for me & sevionlions clients has been nearly 100% (ded fkn Srs)


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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684104013 06-06-2023, 12:11 PM
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Take a vacuum piece, plug it in and have the suckage rub up against your neck. Women will think it's a hickey and become insanely jealous.
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post 1684104293 06-06-2023, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Take a vacuum piece, plug it in and have the suckage rub up against your neck. Women will think it's a hickey and become insanely jealous.
yep I mean this is sort of next level stuff right here


would not recommend starting with this but once you become advanced building jealousy / perceived value via the hungry man Tupperware lunches you can definitely hit them with the vacuum hicky (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684104413 06-06-2023, 12:16 PM
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Do you recommend getting fat? Most men in relationships gain weight
post 1684104673 06-06-2023, 12:20 PM
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Just suck a cawk and send them videos. Surprising that OP didnt think of this. Playing homo will really take that unattainability mystique to the next level.

This advice is for free even. You're welcome.
post 1684104683 06-06-2023, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Do you recommend getting fat? Most men in relationships gain weight
it’s high risk high reward in that it more or less proves that you’re indeed in a relationship, but of course some women prefer thinner guys (ded fkn Srs)


if you get fat it’s important to talk about your gf repeatedly in front of this women for max social proof
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684104713 06-06-2023, 12:21 PM
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I'm not willing to get a job. What do?
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post 1684104843 06-06-2023, 12:22 PM
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All was going well / to plan. The women were acting exactly like you said. It was like a fookin dream.

I sat down smugly thinking "will be repping RealLifeAlpha & sevenlions tonight, haha", but then I actually ate the 'Hungry-Man Salisbury Steak' meal.

I ate it all, it didn't taste quite 'right', to put it mildly. After i finished I sat there for a few minutes, my stomach started violently gurgling & I was sweating. "What the fook have I just eaten?" was the only logical thought i can remember having during those brief few moments.

Long story short, I chat myself (explosive stinky liquid) right there in the canteen & was escorted out the building by Security; cursing your name, & crying.

And yes, all my female co-workers noticed.
post 1684105233 06-06-2023, 12:27 PM
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So, lie? Why is the advice from guys like you always to lie?
post 1684105253 06-06-2023, 12:28 PM
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Tried this once and female coworkers asked if I had any cute pictures of us together. Haven't mentioned my imaginary girlfriend since
post 1684105323 06-06-2023, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Tried this once and female coworkers asked if I had any cute pictures of us together. Haven't mentioned my imaginary girlfriend since
you don’t have a single friend who knows photoshop? (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
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~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684105403 06-06-2023, 12:29 PM
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Fuark, want to do this, but what if I can only afford Kid Cuisine, OP?
mo e
post 1684105483 06-06-2023, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
you don’t have a single friend who knows photoshop? (ded fkn Srs)
So now it's not 1 trick, it's 2 tricks.

Face it your idea has been tried and confirmed to suck. In fact, I can skip your trick and just go around sharing pics of me and my girl if I needed to do the photoshop trick.
post 1684105513 06-06-2023, 12:32 PM
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Or just settle for an uggo Asian right OP?
post 1684105573 06-06-2023, 12:33 PM
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can confirm. got tv dinner, got fat/bald (most men with wives look like that) .. and now in ***** with 3 hot 18 year olds.

thank you OP.
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post 1684105663 06-06-2023, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Take a vacuum piece, plug it in and have the suckage rub up against your neck. Women will think it's a hickey and become insanely jealous.
you know, you joke, but when you're romantic with a women you release a pheromone which then attracts other women
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1684105673 06-06-2023, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By RocknRollMuscle⏩
can confirm. got tv dinner, got fat/bald (most men with wives look like that) .. and now in ***** with 3 hot 18 year olds.

thank you OP.
it’s honestly this simple (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684106483 06-06-2023, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
So now it's not 1 trick, it's 2 tricks.

Face it your idea has been tried and confirmed to suck. In fact, I can skip your trick and just go around sharing pics of me and my girl if I needed to do the photoshop trick.
It’s no trick this is a high integrity approach brother (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684106693 06-06-2023, 12:56 PM
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Were you dropped on your head as a child?
post 1684106873 06-06-2023, 12:58 PM
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Send them a dick pic and be like whoops meant to send that to someone else sorry
post 1684107073 06-06-2023, 01:01 PM
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Hungry man causes thirsty women
post 1684107393 06-06-2023, 01:08 PM
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This is actually one of the funniest threads I have ever read on the misc.


RLA, Have you sucked any nice cocks lately?
post 1684109433 06-06-2023, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
This is actually one of the funniest threads I have ever read on the misc.


RLA, Have you sucked any nice cocks lately?
it is pride month brother and I am definitely celebrating (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1684109923 06-06-2023, 01:41 PM
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lmfao I have heard of this tactic

another is to wear a wedding band and say your wife recently passed
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600 calories, 21g of protein.


fking lol
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Cooking and Salisbury steak should never be used in the same sentence.
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I like how he neglected my question. Fu*king grifter.
post 1684110973 06-06-2023, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By mattb717⏩
I like how he neglected my question. Fu*king grifter.
not a grift this is highly ethical and works almost every time (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
fuk man i wish we had those hungry man microwave food packages here
No you don't lol. Those things are barely considered food
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
not a grift this is highly ethical and works almost every time (ded fkn Srs)
How is lying ethical?
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