Hayzeus christi
is laughing his ass.

Thst isn’t a lie. Weird thing is I don’t even go out much but a lot has happened to me. What chick? All chicks turn me down. Don’t understand it because I feel like I should be at the top 🤷🏼‍♂️

Share more freaky stories with us Michael

Thst isn’t a lie. Weird thing is I don’t even go out much but a lot has happened to me. What chick? All chicks turn me down. Don’t understand it because I feel like I should be at the top 🤷🏼‍♂️

Absolutely ethered.

He kept posting a pic of me with a comparison pic of some incel Norwegian mass shooter or something.

To know this is what he looks like now is absolutely hysterical. He's just another incel larping. Brutal

-Entertaining the Misc is important but dealing with an IRL situation was more important. That's why I was away. Not sure why y'all expected me to give live updates when I was stranded with no car keys or wallet.

-I deleted the thread because there was a chance I could end up in jail. Radio silence is a very dangerous sign from a sloot in 2023 clown world. Even though she was the one who wronged me and even though I took all those pictures of her, if the police got involved, I'd probably get arrested. Also, she could have straight up died for all I knew, BalconyBrah for example was innocent but he still got arrested and tried. If I ended up in jail, a Misc detective would probably find the arrest record and dox me making the situation even worse.

-Turned out she too passed out drunk shortly after leaving. She woke up the next morning and gave me my car keys and wallet back. My mom wasted around an hour driving but did not have to make the full trip to pick me up at least.

-To give a glimpse into how next level crazy she is, she confessed that she's in love with me and claimed that what happened was out of character. She actually asked me if what happened ruined her chances of me dating her and expected me to say no. I spent the rest of the day with her debating her on why I didn't want to date her. Today, I drove back home, immediately unpacked and cleaned thoroughly (I've been going on dates with another girl [nice girl, not a sloot] and need to make sure that there are no traces like smell or hair of the sloot this thread is about).

-This story unfortunately doesn't get any more interesting for now. The only thing to add which Misc can rag on me about as a bad decision is that I still fuked her a few more times after the situation went down and before I drove back home. She said that she accepted that I don't to want to date her and she's still texting me now as "friends" but she could always change her mind and false accuse me of something later. She also told me that she had an IUD and no STDS but both of these could turn out to be lies. Fingers crossed none of the mentioned possibilities happen but if they do, I'll of course let the Misc know.

-We went to the beach, my swim trunks do not have pockets. That's why I put my car keys and wallet in her purse.

-I did not travel 200 miles for a 1 and done fuk. The beach is 200 miles away. My work vacation is 160 hours max accrual, I had to take a vacation at some point anyway and I didn't want her to know where my house is so I thought a beach vacation was a good idea.

-I never fraud or cope. I said I took an L in the original thread and I still say I took an L now. It's not as if I'm coping and acting like I'm winning so what is there to try to "gotcha" me on?

-lol @ haters thinking they got one over me. All of this information was information that I volunteered myself, it's not like I got detectived or "exposed". You do realize I could've just not said anything right? Why do you think it bothers me to "ether" me with information that I volunteered myself?

-I guess fraud comments are still on topic since part of the entertainment value is that this is also a general monster0ultra hate thread. Let me know what you think I'm frauding about and I'm happy to make you look dumb. Also, I can squat a lot more than 405, that was just a video put together on short notice since HayZues said he wanted a video within 24 hours.

-Regarding the twink comments. I myself consider myself a twink so there's nothing to debate here. Also, I'm a lot stronger, and more importantly, way more athletic than the people calling me a twink and could beat the piss out of y'all and we both know it. Furthermore, y'all know good well most pictures are cropped and cherry picked with pump and lighting. The picture I posted was a screenshot from a video of me getting my dink zucked. I challenge any of the haters to take your shirt off right this moment with no preparation and take a candid full body video and show us how good you look because that was the context of my picture.

-We went to the beach, my swim trunks do not have pockets. That's why I put my car keys and wallet in her purse.

-I did not travel 200 miles for a 1 and done fuk. The beach is 200 miles away. My work vacation is 160 hours max accrual, I had to take a vacation at some point anyway and I didn't want her to know where my house is so I thought a beach vacation was a good idea.

-I never fraud or cope. I said I took an L in the original thread and I still say I took an L now. It's not as if I'm coping and acting like I'm winning so what is there to try to "gotcha" me on?

-lol @ haters thinking they got one over me. All of this information was information that I volunteered myself, it's not like I got detectived or "exposed". You do realize I could've just not said anything right? Why do you think it bothers me to "ether" me with information that I volunteered myself?

-I guess fraud comments are still on topic since part of the entertainment value is that this is also a general monster0ultra hate thread. Let me know what you think I'm frauding about and I'm happy to make you look dumb. Also, I can squat a lot more than 405, that was just a video put together on short notice since HayZues said he wanted a video within 24 hours.

-Regarding the twink comments. I myself consider myself a twink so there's nothing to debate here. Also, I'm a lot stronger, and more importantly, way more athletic than the people calling me a twink and I could beat the piss out of y'all and we both know it. Furthermore, y'all know good well most bodybuilding.com pictures are cropped and cherry picked with pump and lighting. The picture I posted was a screenshot from a video of me getting my dink zucked. I challenge any of the haters to take your shirt off right this moment with no preparation and take a candid full body video and show us how good you look because that was the context of my picture.

-The sloot was not a prostitute. I took a lot more pictures and some of said pictures make that blindingly obvious. If anyone wants to call fraud on this, I'm happy to bet you on it for more entertainment value.

Pretty sure the original goldenbull is lurking

I really appreciate it man. I can tell the well wishes are sincere from the heart.

He’s bitter because he was dating a girl and some other dude creampied her and he ate her out afterwards. Srs.