Real talk?

How did you react?

How did the perpetrator react?




Chit has happened to me more times than I can count..



And it was always a white dude(no racist)



What's up with all these polewatchers? (No homo)

Nah, I cough and grunt and make noise when I use a public bathroom to establish myself as the alpha. The guy next to me knows better than to look over, goddamn it.

Good bro watch out for pole watchers and snake goblins beacuse they are definitely out there

How does someone look at your junk at the urinal? Also you literally have to turn your face to see the other guy's face to know that he's looking. This has never happened to me. I'm 100% sure you a homosexual.

yes, often, I usually try not to react just act like I don’t even notice and finish my business, sometimes they will make a comment or joke about it and I just say thanks. few times someone who was a legit homo tried to make a pass at me or offer to suck it etc and I just say thanks I’m flattered but I don’t swing that way sorry, I try to be polite but firm and they usually just leave me alone then

Yea he looked over, made a face as if in total awe, and said "nice"

naw sometimes it’s pretty obvious, also I can usually tell if it’s a legit gay guy staring and getting turned on by it or just a normal straight guy just doing a wtf double take

It gets weird quick when someone pulls out a tape measure or a ruler at the urinals

Meh, sounds like humble brag thread and trying to convince yourself that other men are looking, which sounds like unsubconcious homosexuality to me.

99% of urinals I've been to have these privacy blockers in between them. There's no way some dude is looking over those things while another man is next to him pissing.



Both u and OP sus (srs)

you can see them in your peripheral..

You can 100% tell when another person has made eye contact with your dink...

Trust me it's not something you wouldn't notice.

It causes the hairs to stand on your neck and you feel sexually assaulted.

People probably don't see you as competition or the homos aren't attracted to you so it probably has never happened to you srs..

Am I supposed to feel bad? You act like you're hard while taking a piss lol

If a guy is looking at your junk at the urinal, most likely he doesn't respect you.

Damn bro I'm sure it's happened to you a bunch lmao..

If I was you I would rock grey joggers with no undies and catch sloots reactions.

That virgin trillical doesn't have any life experience lmao..

If people think you're attractive or view you as sexual competition they will dik check you 100%

People are fuked up.

One time I had my friends mom invite me to her private bathroom so she could watch me taking a piss from a bush by the window dead srs..

It was weird as fuk and I never went back to his house again..

She teased me about it after as I have a small flaccid but fuark that old woman was a freak..

She would smoke cigs and drink wine and act like a sloot in front of all of us at parties and I felt bad for him srs..

We never made fun of him tho by calling his mom a sloot and chit. We were respectful...

LmaoBro trust me if people respect you they will be thinking and talking about your dink.

If they don't respect you, u won't even be on the radar srs.

you want to exchange dick pics to see whos cock is bigger? I GUARANTEE my chit is bigger than yours

OP, move to the right. Don't be blue guy.

Yeah, I screamed "STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME" and he got scared and ran out of the bathroom, but it was really funny because he ran out so fast he didn't have time to secure his dink so he ran out shooting pee everywhere.

Proumanlet in on first page lmao.

Yeah he told all the other dudes to make room for the big horse.

Bro who said anything about my dink being bigger?

I said I have a small flaccid..

One minute you're calling me and proud manlet some homos..

The next minute you're aggressively demanding dink pics talking about how ur bigger..

U gay as fek breh..

Your the type of dude to stare at someone's dink next to a urinal and then deny it after...