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post 1684822563 06-18-2023, 05:44 AM
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Ask someone who just put Ritalin up his ass anything

-- First time putting anything up my ass
- Felt dirty
- Effects hit harder
- Prescribed
- Used my water syringe to clean out my ear
- It hurt
- Kept poking around for 10 minutes cause couldn't find my own arsehole. Probably did find it but couldn't open it.
post 1684822603 06-18-2023, 05:46 AM
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How deep did the dude’s wiener insert it into you?
post 1684822733 06-18-2023, 05:51 AM
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Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
post 1684822813 06-18-2023, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob
-- First time putting anything up my ass
- Felt dirty
- Effects hit harder
- Prescribed
- Used my water syringe to clean out my ear
- It hurt
- Kept poking around for 10 minutes cause couldn't find my own arsehole.
I loe e.
post 1684823633 06-18-2023, 06:23 AM
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This mfer somehow ,found his ear searching for his ahole

Please, no more posting, its wasting our time
post 1684823653 06-18-2023, 06:24 AM
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Cliffs on your life to get to this moment in time.
''You're a Sick Kunt If You Wanna Bee''
post 1684823753 06-18-2023, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob
- Kept poking around for 10 minutes cause couldn't find my own arsehole.
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post 1684824533 06-18-2023, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166
This mfer somehow ,found his ear searching for his ahole

Please, no more posting, its wasting our time
Well, I kept hitting my ass but when I would try to squeeze the syringe it wouldn't let me. I was laying down. Maybe I did get it right but my arsehole was closed the hole time. So to clarify it took me 10 min to get it in there.
post 1684824883 06-18-2023, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBeeLeaf
Cliffs on your life to get to this moment in time.
I live a happy life, thanks for asking.
post 1684824913 06-18-2023, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob
--First time putting anything up my ass
- Felt dirty
- Effects hit harder
- Prescribed
- Used my water syringe to clean out my ear
- It hurt
- Kept poking around for 10 minutes cause couldn't find my own arsehole. Probably did find it but couldn't open it.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1684824973 06-18-2023, 07:06 AM
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Miscers do some wild **** behind closed doors
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1684825043 06-18-2023, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
Originally Posted By TheBeeLeaf
Cliffs on your life to get to this moment in time.
These.

INTP Crew
Inattentive ADD Crew
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post 1684825643 06-18-2023, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob
-- First time putting anything up my ass
post 1684825773 06-18-2023, 07:28 AM
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Bet I could poke around for 10 seconds and find your arsehole bro
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