Would kick em in the nuts

Good morning misc, thanks for posting. I'm sorry for you guyz for whom "a good morning" means less pain than yesterday.

I have read all the posts here and realized I'm a very lucky old man who has never had any major injuries, the kind with constant pain and disability still years after they happened.

Take care brothers. *bow*

Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩

Funnily enough OP, it was the back injury which led to the infamous and falsely-claimed "chit smearing" incident.


It was an onset flare up from a back injury I obtained years ago. Usually it's not a thing but because of the bad conditions at the quarantine facility I had to sit in very unergonomic pure metal chairs. My back locked up to the point where I couldn't move without excruciating pain. Literally immobilizing.


Everytime I tried to move, walk, even crawl, it was like a scalpel slicing into the nerves of my back. Utterly excruciating and constant, and painkillers did nothing. Rendered me unable to use the toilet properly, dressing took 100x longer than usual....just awful and a dehumanizing experience.


I remember splitting my head open and almost drowning in blood and it was nowhere near as bad as that.

Pain and frustration you had experienced (hope it's not a recurring one), I couldn't imagine. Thanks for sharing as always. *bow*

Originally Posted By lilmatty⏩

Blew my back out deadlifting about 10 years ago, never fully recovered. My lower back is now made of glass.

For a good 4-6 months following it, I couldn't straighten my back and my body was squint. When I looked in the mirror my belly button was no longer in middle of my body, it was off to the side.

My back relapses every couple years and it takes me a week to get my back straight again. All the doctor prescribed me was some muscle relaxing drugs and high strength Ibuprofen.

I blew my right glute, pain started the next morning after deadlifting with a weight, which is nothing you young people consider "heavy." After that, I am never able to do any sprints. Slow jog and walking is the best I could do right now. With this recurring hamstring tears, probably walking might be the better choice from now on. *sigh*

I tear one of my abs while doing heavy chin-ups and it did not heal well and my abs look like "a dented corn kernel"

Originally Posted By jreacher⏩

Worst acute injury was a broken jaw and concussion from a bad car accident when I was 12. My grandfather passed away in this accident. I had my jaw wired shut for something like 8 weeks and had to drink all of my meals. The wiring process was also in itself fairly traumatic because they couldn't sedate me for fear I might puke and choke on it, so they numbed my whole mouth with something like 40 to 60 shots (I felt them all) and they had to re-break my jaw to set it.

Worst chronic injury is my herniated discs.

Sorry about your grandfather. *bow*

That's terrible and I feel lucky because I am not you. (J/K)

My old friend, the family's important but in your case, don't forget to take care of yourself.

Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩

went over the handlebars of my mountain bike, hard enough to crack the top tube of the frame. Strained my neck and fractured my orbital bones

Been there, though mine was a road bike and the injuries were not that bad. I fell and somersaulted forward because of the aerodynamic effects caused by a truck passing by too close and an evil stone just lying and waiting there for that very moment. Fortunately, I wore a backpack that protected me from the impact. *sigh of relief*

Safe riding brother. *bow*

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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Originally Posted By Bo_Flecks⏩

Ear torn away from my head, and SI separated in the same incident. The SI still bothers me from time to time.

War wounds? My respect. *bow*

Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩

Lost hearing in my right ear after an auto accident.

Some clown in a pickup fell asleep behind the wheel on the highway, causing a head-on collision with me. In short, miraculously, there were no fatalities or bad apparent physical injuries as a result. That was despite the fact that both vehicles were beyond totalled by any insurance standards, and the pickup he had was a really nice rental that was less than a year old yet.

Except the impact caused a prosthetic ear drum I had recently had worked on surgically, and was still recovering from, become dislodged. Normally my doctor didn't even care if I played football and such as it pertained to my ear health, but he was pretty clear I didn't want to be getting my bell rung at all within a month of a surgery like that. Well that's exactly what happened thanks to that damn auto accident, and it jacked up my hearing in that ear for life.

I lost temporaly my hearing once and the experience almost killed me, I mean almost made me go crazy.

Sorry, hope you'll be well someday. *bow*

Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩

Car accident. My fault. Wasn't paying attention on a back, winding road, and blew a stop sign. Wouldn't you know it, a car was coming through that intersection at that exact moment to perfectly t-bone my driver's side.
I was apparently unconscious for over 5 minutes.
Cracked every rib on my left side.
Collapsed lung.
Ruptured nodes on my spleen.
Honestly a miracle I'm alive.

EDIT: other driver was unharmed

My mother and I were once hit by a car at a bus stop waiting for the next one for her. She was helping us move to the new house when my wife and I had just gotten married.

I survived without a scratch but my mother wasn't so lucky, hospitalized for the next six months. I thought she was dying at the time.

It was 35 years ago. I still can't stand at the edge of the crossroad, I still just can't, must be PTSD or something.

Originally Posted By jlsnyderTypeR⏩

I thought I knew all about pain until about 7 weeks ago when I broke my femur while stretching. I laid in a hospital bed in extreme agony for 30 hours before I could get in for surgery. They say this bone is the strongest bone in your body and nearly impossible to break, but I somehow managed to do it all on my own. This is by far the worst experience I've ever encountered, and I will be down for an estimated 6 more months.

My friends have brought workout equipment to my house and my wife is going to help me train upper body until I can get back on my feet. This truly sucks!!

Not as hard as your situation, but I seriously thought that I might need my wife's help to set up my training equipment every time I train.

Luckily as it turned out, I could do it alone even with my torn hamstring. *sigh of relief*




7 weeks ago? I feel you not that I know the pain you are experiencing.

Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩

Not all injuries:
Concussion
Slipped/ruptured disc
Broken finger
Torn ligament in thumb (couple months ago)
double elbow surgery (bone spur removal)
Both feet (bone spur removal)
Triple hernia surgery (at once)
Torn Trapezius
Rotator cuff at the moment

Your post reminds me of this scene.



From now on be safe, my friend.

Originally Posted By nn586⏩

rhabdomyolysis, was in the hospital for a week. CPK level was like 70k~

definitely the worst pain Ive ever been in, back was literally hard as a rock and pissing out brown chit

I've heard the condition, rhabdo, damaged skeletal muscle breaks down/necrosis, often as the result of a crush injury or strenuous exercise but never it actually happened to my friends.

I hope it was a long time ago and you are OK now.

Thanks for sharing and take care. *bow*

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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Best lifts:
Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)

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🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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Originally Posted By Jayarbie⏩

Not a "serious" injury in terms of life threatening, but the most gruesome was when I was wrestling in middle school and a kid took me down in a headlock and my lower lip was stuck in my mouth and my bottom teeth cut clear through my face between my lip and chin. There was blood everywhere and it required 30+ stitches at the hospital to repair.

Martial arts do that, been there and done that. NO stitch though I literally ate my own meat in the mouth, still there's a distinctive dent in my mouth. Tasted good LOL, I must add.

Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩

Got kicked out of a karate tournament

When I say kicked out I mean literally kicked out

Not “jogai” because I didn’t voluntarily step out of the mat

Like literally caught a kekomi to the ribs and launched out of the mat and couldn’t get up

Lmao

Million times I too was a receiving end, compared to you I'm super lightweight so I might have reached to the moon.

Originally Posted By freeburn⏩

Last summer I fell off my electric skateboard going about 25mph.

Broke two ribs, sucked horribly but healed up just fine, was hard to breath and move for weeks, couldn't even bend over to wipe my own butt without huge pain.

Broke/fractured both of my wrists. Right wrist needed surgery to remove part of the bone that the tendon was rubbing. Surgery was quick and ez but recovery sucked and I had to do a ton of physical therapy and neither of my wrists/hands are ever gunna be 100 percent again, I'm in my mid 30s so I pretty much have to live with it now.


I was out of work for like 8-9 months or so.


The worst part is that I'm not even the one who actually fell, I was following someone too closely and he fell and so I bailed. The guy who actually fell had some road rash and that was it.

I ride a road bike and I once have seen such an accident occur to my friends. Fortunately I was well ahead of them so I was safe. You are young, someday it may heal completely, I wish it will be your case. *bow*

Job situation is another matter, sorry, hope you are back to work by now. Take care.

Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩

I’ve had a few things like, a few broken bones, and a lower back injury, and I’ve eaten chit when crashing a dirt bike, but nothing compared to my c-section. That by far has been the most pain I have ever been in my life. To make matters worse, when they were doing it, my epidural didn’t take on one side. So I could feel her cutting me open and finally had to ask her to stop. So they gave me some shots in the area to numb it. But I could still feel it. I also felt when she was stitching that side up. Then when I was sent home after a few days, the pharmacy couldn’t read her writing for the pain medication prescription. I called in the after hours line and the first person said that they don’t contact the doctor for that. That “people call In because they’re adopted to pain pills”. I about died. I was in so much pain. I called back and got someone else who said that person would be reported and they didn’t just call the doctor on call, they called my doctor at her home. She drove down to my pharmacy next day to deliver a new prescription. Worst weekend if my life. I’ll take broken anything, lower back pain, migraines, anything over that any day.

That's why a wimp like me was born as a man not a woman...

I respect you, my mom, and my wife. We men have a pair outside but you ladies have a pair inside.

And I know how you love these gems born in this world because of your pain and determination.

Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩

Almost fully torn ACL.

Was several smaller tears starting with a bjj heel hook, and the final day skiing had one slide out stop on ice, and a couple of torqued landings that finished the job.

5months post surgery atm. Still a lot of pain with leg extensions making it hard to rebuild quad where I took tendon. But finally ran 2 miles two days ago at a 19min pace, which while slow AF had me stoked to be making progress.


Although this might fully heal, my herniated disc will always be there.

Just reading your post makes my leg hurt.

I walked three days later I got my hamstring torn, it took me 40min to walk just a mile and it's exhausting.

Can't imagine what you are going through. Wish the time will heal your injuries and pain. *bow*

Originally Posted By x-trainer

1.torn tricep in college= swollen sausage arm that was purple and lost all shape for 2 months
2. too much weight on seated calf machine and got stuck for 30 sec. strained achilles tendon for weeks.
3. 4 plate bench for 3, left rotator cuff electrical pain, no benching for 6 months
4. distance running 12 miler =sciatic nerve pain from hip down the side of leg/lower back ...crazy electrical feeling of nerve pain
5. left knee pain from heavy leg press and squats, hard to sit in movie theaters and 90 degree angled chairs

The funny thing is (though actually not funny at all), that lifting-weight-related injuries tend to happen when we are on a roll and try to do it one more rep. Well at least, that's my experience.

And I often wonder what if I didn't...LOL, well it is no use crying over spilt milk, so these days, I accept and do my best I could afterward.

Hope, you are doing alright these days, my old friend.

Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩

Exploded my ACL. Torn mcl, meniscus and had bone injury along with it.

Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩

actually im trying to decide between:

herniated disc, kidney stone, or fully torn acl.


all 3 are god awful. herniated disc i couldnt walk, sit, stand or do anything. kidney stone was easily the most painful one.. fully torn acl the recovery for it sucked.


maybe its the kidney stone.

Hernia and torn ACL were mentioned many times ITT and heard in RL too.

I don't want to jinx it, but I hope I will never be in your shoes.

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What sucks most about injuries is not only the pain but the aftereffects from the injuries and the new reality we must face. At my age, friends disappear one by one, because of illness or injuries. A simple fall might make me bedridden. When that happens (I mean illness and injuries, not bedridden), hope is the only thing that enables us to accept that new reality, move on, and with luck better ourselves.

Train safe, eat healthy and look left and right before crossing the road.



P.S.Today is my day off, so I walk, hopefully more than 3 miles in 1.5 h.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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Good morning misc!

Originally Posted By Vikes723⏩

pulling my hamstring in the middle of my sprint, felt like when you snap a carrot in half it sounded like that occurred in my leg. I've never hit the brakes that hard to stop and the worst part was it was my clutch leg so I was money shifting into first to 2nd gear because the pain was that unbearable I couldn't push the clutch in. The pain was very shape for the first 2-3 weeks, after about a month with some real deep stretching I started to feel okay but I'd say after 2 months I felt confident to at least do a solid endurance run

Yes, I hear always the sound ofa popping soundwhen I re-tear my right hamstring.

Then I scream in my mind, "Not, again!" You know it immediately because you can't move...

Originally Posted By domenuts⏩

Two months ago I either fully or partially ruptured my left Achilles. Just by fukin normal running too.

Not sure which cuz I don't want to spend the money to get an MRI done just to have the doc tell me to stay off it. Thinking partially cuz I can still move my toes and put very little pressure on them.

I know you can get surgery for it, but from the research I've found it essentially heals in the same time frame with or without surgery.

I can walk on my heel just fine like a retard, but can't actually take a step.

Very weird feeling telling your body to move and it not listen.

I don't see doctors, but someday I may have to... hospital is the scariest place, especially now.

Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩

Never had any MAJOR injuries, thankfully. Never really been out of commission longer than a month or so. But I've had a few minor-medium injuries:

-several hammy and calf strains/pulls
-used to have a cht back in my late 20s before I started getting active again, spasms and pulls almost constantly
-slight meniscus tear that I had cleaned up, wasn't severe just a pain in the ass
-broke orbital floor in rugby (orbital floor is the paper thin "trap door" bone that holds your eye up), luckily that healed w/o my eyes being all wonky
-bruised ribs from rugby...this was the strangest sensation ever, felt like when I laid flat on my back that one rib would shift under the other...wasn't painful just an odd feeling

That's scary af...any injuries around eyes.

Those ribs injury, every time you cough it reminds you as if it says "Hi, I'm still here."

Originally Posted By thedarrenestes⏩

Worst was a brown recluse spider bite when I was ~13

Was on my shin but rotted away a ton of my tibialis muscle
Started as like a big pimple on my shin but for some young dumb reason didnt bring it up to my parents until after like 3 days I had a fever and nausea and was like "oh yea I have this giant boil on my leg too"

Went to ER and took em awhile to determine it was a spider bite
Once they did tho they immediately gave me a ton of local anesthesia and took essentially a miniature ice cream scooper and began to remove the entire infected area. Just shoveled out the muscle and tissue around my shin bone

Packed the hole with medicated gauze that had to be changed out daily all the while praying it didn't spread to the bone and didn't get infected either
For a month or so could have easily rolled a ping pong ball around inside the wound. Horrid smell when unbandaged as well

Full recovery tho, 25+ years later its pretty much unnoticeable unless I point it out on my leg

I've just watched "Spider-Man: No Way Home" I loved it. Sorry to hear your experience. Can't imagine, we don't have many and they seldom bite people here in Japan.

Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

Fully torn rotator cuff with small tears in my bicep. Surgery for that and the recovery was the most painful thing I've ever dealt with.

Sorry lady, but what caused those injuries? Punched a stalker? I thought you are invincible!

Originally Posted By GreatOldOne⏩

Bad shoulder injury from football led to major reconstruction was not cool...took a long time to rehab that, but did end up playing 2 more years of varsity HS and was a captain...still benched 305 after that recovery.

Fast forward to 30's...herniated l5 s1, year of sciatica. Did it again 10 years later. Each time a good 6 mo->year of recocery. Don't recommend going all the way to snap city. That is definitely a thing.

Now, use ssb box squats, trap bar, and bench with bench blockz hoping to avoid injury and promote longevity.

I'd been suffering from sciatica myself. One time, I couldn't cross the street in time. It's eventually gone when I become 60. I still don't know why. I started riding a road bike and doing LSD (Long Slow Distance, jog) in the late 90s. Maybe it worked, slowly but steadily.

---------------

Yesterday I walked 4 miles in 130 mins, far better than I expected.

Again I'll do it today after w/o, purely as a rehab.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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I'm not really 50, I'm 47, idk how to change the age
Autism crew (Asperger's syndrome)
High test crew
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Guys stop making me green! I actually enjoy being red! It's more alpha!
Born again Christian crew
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Sometimes the stuff I say is just ''trolling''

Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.

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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩

This
LASEK immediately after surgery a close second

It's a shame LASEK doesn't work for presbyopia (aged eyesight.) *shrug*

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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