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post 1685006513 06-21-2023, 03:41 AM
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Brought 2 girls back home, tried threesome and failed :(

One black girl and one polish girl. The black girl was super dtf but the polish girl was kind of seeing someone and she wasn't dtf. They had a "girl talk" while I went to pee and got an uber back home.

I could've easily just invited the black girl back to mine, and it would've been an easy smash. But her face wasn't really my type, although she had a nice bod, so I figured I might as well go for threesome.

Feelsbad, brahs.

Got a date in 6 hours. I'm gonna destroy that puss, fuark. Don't worry, I'll try to take some pic for you ****gits.
post 1685006553 06-21-2023, 03:42 AM
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You didnโ€™t leave your room all day though.
post 1685006633 06-21-2023, 03:46 AM
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This happened.

Can't believe you didn't nose dive into that fat black crap factory. Should have tongue-annihilated that candycane-flavoured ass that tasted fresh AF.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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post 1685006793 06-21-2023, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
This happened.

Can't believe you didn't nose dive into that fat black crap factory. Should have tongue-annihilated that candycane-flavoured ass that tasted fresh AF.
Black girl was skinny af and the Polish girl had a much better booty lmao
post 1685006923 06-21-2023, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By sapdori⏩
Black girl was skinny af and the Polish girl had a much better booty lmao
Okay, fair enough. I rescind my previous statement.

Instead, I still firmly believe you would have derived great satisfaction and immense pleasure from tongue-diving into that pollock fart trumpet so deeply and profoundly that you could taste the perogies her beloved babcia bought for her at a little unknown bistro in Warsaw on her 9th birthday.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685006983 06-21-2023, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Okay, fair enough. I rescind my previous statement.

Instead, I still firmly believe you would have derived great satisfaction and immense pleasure from tongue-diving into that pollock fart trumpet so deeply and profoundly that you could taste the perogies her beloved babcia bought for her at a little unknown bistro in Warsaw on her 9th birthday.
I would've eaten that Polish girl's ass. 100%
post 1685007023 06-21-2023, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By sapdori⏩
I would've eaten that Polish girl's ass. 100%
based and brownpilled.

repped, my fellow arse-devourer.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685007173 06-21-2023, 04:15 AM
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how do you fuk that up geeeeeezzzzzzzz

2 girls at once is the best feeling ever SRS
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post 1685007273 06-21-2023, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
how do you fuk that up geeeeeezzzzzzzz

2 girls at once is the best feeling ever SRS
Dunno brah. They are both straight and best friends. And the polish girl was talking about how she doesn't fuk on the first meeting so maybe I had no chance. Still no regret going for 3sum rather than settling for the black chick.
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Sounds like the logistics were never there. Threesomes are very tough to pull off and the girls definitely have to be into each other that way.

Still, you shot your shot, no harm no foul.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Okay, fair enough. I rescind my previous statement.

Instead, I still firmly believe you would have derived great satisfaction and immense pleasure from tongue-diving into that pollock fart trumpet so deeply and profoundly that you could taste the perogies her beloved babcia bought for her at a little unknown bistro in Warsaw on her 9th birthday.
r u thunderpants
be honest
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post 1685007553 06-21-2023, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By byzantine75⏩
r u thunderpants
be honest
No, I believe what distinguishes us both is that thunderpants is all about what comes out of bungholes while I'm all about entering them with various parts of my person.

He's out, I'm in.
In this sense, we both win.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685007713 06-21-2023, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
No, I believe what distinguishes us both is that thunderpants is all about what comes out of bungholes while I'm all about entering them with various parts of my person.

He's out, I'm in.
In this sense, we both win.
Yesssss.....



Turn that tongue into a veritable colonoscopic instrument. That is how you eat ass.


I'd offer you reps but unfortunately I am red. But props for the lurid detail in the stories of ass-eating escapades.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1685009103 06-21-2023, 05:40 AM
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Lulz. You ****gits
post 1685009953 06-21-2023, 06:13 AM
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such is the life....
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post 1685010063 06-21-2023, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Yesssss.....



Turn that tongue into a veritable colonoscopic instrument. That is how you eat ass.


I'd offer you reps but unfortunately I am red. But props for the lurid detail in the stories of ass-eating escapades.
How'd you become a crimson rider?
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685010483 06-21-2023, 06:32 AM
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Brutal

This is some Melvin type chit
post 1685010583 06-21-2023, 06:36 AM
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post 1685011803 06-21-2023, 07:06 AM
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Sounds like you were giving them serial killer vibes and they made an excuse to leave.
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Bring 2 men home next time paggot
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Sounds like you were giving them serial killer vibes and they made an excuse to leave.
He probably was pushing too hard for this 3some and they picked up on the vibe

So they had " girl talk " and said let's get the fk out of here

I find it weird 2 girls would want to come to some randoms guys house anyway after the club if they are straight...

Also never really understood the merrit of a 3some , sure it be nice but I'm fine with 1 on 1
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
How'd you become a crimson rider?
A bunch of angry Trumpers called for a neg train and made a thread linking to my posts, and begging people to neg me.



Man, those guys are angry.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Sounds like you were giving them serial killer vibes and they made an excuse to leave.
Nah, polish girl wasn't down and I pushed for 3 sum so they decided to leave since I made my intention clear. I'm pretty good at making girls feel comfortable, lmao.
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Originally Posted By nineOHnine⏩
Work with the willing chick together next time as a team together to encourage and support the reluctant one, and during the deed your job is to be fair 50/50 don't show preference hide it.
Yup I should've escalated with the black chick in front of the polish one and encourage her to join. My mistake.
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Post pics of chocolate honey.

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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Sounds like the logistics were never there. Threesomes are very tough to pull off and the girls definitely have to be into each other that way.

Still, you shot your shot, no harm no foul.
Lost my v card senior year of high school . 3some with 2 of the dance team girls.

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Originally Posted By Vorago⏩
Post pics of chocolate honey.

Black chick was just skinny. The polish one had a proper hourglass shape with PHAT azz. That's why I went for 3 sum to begin with, lmao.
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
He probably was pushing too hard for this 3some and they picked up on the vibe

So they had " girl talk " and said let's get the fk out of here

I find it weird 2 girls would want to come to some randoms guys house anyway after the club if they are straight...

Also never really understood the merrit of a 3some , sure it be nice but I'm fine with 1 on 1
getting a bj by 2 chicks is friggin amazing both while they stare you in the eye

Senior year of high school baby, chit was wild.
Truth is out there
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Yeah no you're not gonna get a threesome with a Polish girl. They're already reticent about first night lays because their culture has a stigma on them. Unlike the US where they encourage it.

I got close to a threesome with an ex GF and her best friend but I am aware of threesomes dooming relationships. They were really close, shared beds before and even kissed in the past while bladdered. This other girl was very forward - first time we met she was drunk, I was sleeping and she took off my duvet to see if I was naked.

Both Polish by the way. But both of them were pretty westernised.
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Yeah no you're not gonna get a threesome with a Polish girl. They're already reticent about first night lays because their culture has a stigma on them. Unlike the US where they encourage it.

I got close to a threesome with an ex GF and her best friend but I am aware of threesomes dooming relationships. They were really close, shared beds before and even kissed in the past while bladdered. This other girl was very forward - first time we met she was drunk, I was sleeping and she took off my duvet to see if I was naked.

Both Polish by the way. But both of them were pretty westernised.
I mean I agree polish girls are a bit more conservative than western sloots. But I had no problem banging polish girls on first dates for the most part.

Ukranians, on the other hand, can be a little tricky, lmao.
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