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Thread: Got called a short king last night. Tour is over.

post 1685243283 06-24-2023, 05:50 PM
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Got called a short king last night. Tour is over.

Was hanging out with a bunch of people at wedding and my one buddies GF (who I’ve met probably 100x before this) says “P51 I think I’m taller than you without heels. How tall are you?”


I’m 5’11. She then says “I’m 5’11 too. It’s okay you’re a short king own it”.


What world do we live in where 5’11 is short? The manlet days it was 5’8 and shorter the tour was over. Now short king is 5’11? FML.



And yes she is exactly my height maybe a hair taller.
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post 1685243453 06-24-2023, 05:52 PM
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Tall women are just not attractive, too masculine
post 1685243523 06-24-2023, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Tall women are just not attractive, too masculine
She was a D1 soccer player. She is lanky if anything.
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post 1685243593 06-24-2023, 05:54 PM
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5'11 is not short. You were being trolled.
post 1685243613 06-24-2023, 05:55 PM
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post 1685243633 06-24-2023, 05:55 PM
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post 1685243643 06-24-2023, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By P51⏩
She was a D1 soccer player. She is lanky if anything.
Flat as an ironing board?
post 1685244773 06-24-2023, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Flat as an ironing board?
Yep. No boobs no butt.
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post 1685244963 06-24-2023, 06:19 PM
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5’11 isn’t tall but in this case she was def just coping to make herself feel more feminine since she was probably towering over 85% of the guests
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post 1685245413 06-24-2023, 06:25 PM
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fckn lol @ 6'4 and below manlets
post 1685245503 06-24-2023, 06:27 PM
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Faurk 5'11 crew checking in

tours over
post 1685245553 06-24-2023, 06:28 PM
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Is she 5'11" in heels or barefoot?
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post 1685245623 06-24-2023, 06:28 PM
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5'11 is short?

this is unsettling
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post 1685245663 06-24-2023, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Is she 5'11" in heels or barefoot?
Barefoot.
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post 1685245723 06-24-2023, 06:30 PM
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I'm 6'2 and some days when I go to the gym I feel short compared to the dudes that are there. It's getting tough out there boyos
post 1685245863 06-24-2023, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By P51⏩
Barefoot.
Oh. Sorry, fella
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post 1685246173 06-24-2023, 06:38 PM
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I thought I was safe at 5'10, lucky I wear lifts jfl if ur not in 2023 srs
post 1685246213 06-24-2023, 06:39 PM
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post 1685246443 06-24-2023, 06:43 PM
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Let’s be honest bro

It’s been over for you for a very long time

And by bro, I mean never my fuking bro you limp wristed low t feggit
post 1685246623 06-24-2023, 06:45 PM
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It's all the internet

That's where the "culture" is nowadays. Just viral social media

And tons of girls on that 6'0 thing

Men should proliferate chit on that hips, boobs, etc. Time. It'd be pretty funny if it actually got big cause most women are used to men just trying to please them. But they know it's more true cause men are more about looks
post 1685246723 06-24-2023, 06:47 PM
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She’s negging you to make herself feel more secure. Pretty ****ty tbh
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post 1685246863 06-24-2023, 06:50 PM
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she prob has better blood pressure numbers than you too.
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post 1685246883 06-24-2023, 06:50 PM
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Whenever I encounter a woman who is taller than me I'm tempted to climb her like a tower. Just wait until I get on my apple box, you sloot and I'll show you what's up.
post 1685247093 06-24-2023, 06:54 PM
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She said king tho so she was trying to up your confidence but also calling you on your fraud
post 1685247303 06-24-2023, 06:58 PM
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retarded women thinking that wearing stilts automatically becomes her new height

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrr
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post 1685247343 06-24-2023, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Sal29⏩
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This is very unsettling.
post 1685252123 06-24-2023, 08:19 PM
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Height is everything
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