Thread: Explain John Wick
06-24-2023, 07:49 AM
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I was drunk and on codeine when I saw the second one in d-box seats and it was great. The third I was in regular seats and sober and didn't like it. Didn't see the others.
06-24-2023, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
Just started the third film-apparently the horses are the same as the humans, they don't get spooked when people are shooting guns next to them-only when Wick chops them.it's a fukcing movie not a documentary you twat
06-26-2023, 10:20 AM
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In the most recent movie he killed like 30 people all with guns shooting at him, while doing doughnuts in a car circling them repeatedly. I busted out laughing.
He's the god damn boogeyman.
Movie 1 and 2 were entertaining, but 3 and 4 it just got old and more and more comically insane.
He's the god damn boogeyman.
Movie 1 and 2 were entertaining, but 3 and 4 it just got old and more and more comically insane.
06-26-2023, 10:21 AM
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I hear he killed a guy with a pencil.
A fuking pencil!
A fuking pencil!
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06-26-2023, 10:21 AM
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never understood the hype tbh, chit's equally retarded to the later F&F and chit
not saying it can't be entertaining but there's a shocking amount of folks actually describing these as "good movies"
not saying it can't be entertaining but there's a shocking amount of folks actually describing these as "good movies"
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06-26-2023, 10:24 AM
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The first movie was semi-grounded and good.
There on out they basically made him immortal and it kind of ruined it IMO.
Was alright to turn the brain off and watch some action, but being able to be hit at high speeds by multiple cars and keep going ruined it for me.
There on out they basically made him immortal and it kind of ruined it IMO.
Was alright to turn the brain off and watch some action, but being able to be hit at high speeds by multiple cars and keep going ruined it for me.
06-26-2023, 10:26 AM
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In this clip he holds up his suit to block boolits...sorry if i gave the 4th movie away...which is literally him doing that the whole movie


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06-26-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Your suit jackets aren't bullet proof? Brah you gotta get one. Never know when a blind assassin might ambush you.In this clip he holds up his suit to block boolits...sorry if i gave the 4th movie away...which is literally him doing that the whole movie


06-26-2023, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Bro, i wear chainmail to work..Your suit jackets aren't bullet proof? Brah you gotta get one. Never know when a blind assassin might ambush you.

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06-26-2023, 10:34 AM
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How could he not? He killed a man with a pencil. A ****ING PENCIL!
06-26-2023, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Yeah I think they heard that bullet proof suits existed and then went full retard with it.Your suit jackets aren't bullet proof? Brah you gotta get one. Never know when a blind assassin might ambush you.
being heavily bruised and hurt after taking 1-2 bullets is different from just holding up a magic curtain.
06-26-2023, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Austanian⏩
What'd you say about John Wick pal?Yeah I think they heard that bullet proof suits existed and then went full retard with it.
being heavily bruised and hurt after taking 1-2 bullets is different from just holding up a magic curtain.
being heavily bruised and hurt after taking 1-2 bullets is different from just holding up a magic curtain.

06-26-2023, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Yeah, but apparently his ones are falling off the top of a skyscraper proof as well.Your suit jackets aren't bullet proof? Brah you gotta get one. Never know when a blind assassin might ambush you.
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John Wick makes no sense in a way i would never think this is like reality. It iss clearly phantasy in a phantasy world with a fantasy superhero.
There is no chance a good trained person with a gun is able to kill 450 of the other best trained gunmans and survives them all. Its not even a 1vs 1 they usally all group up on him and he still manages to win.
Imagine the enemies in the movie would tactially try to outmanover him the film would end quite quickly.
There is no chance a good trained person with a gun is able to kill 450 of the other best trained gunmans and survives them all. Its not even a 1vs 1 they usally all group up on him and he still manages to win.
Imagine the enemies in the movie would tactially try to outmanover him the film would end quite quickly.
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06-26-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Lmao this is so retarded.In this clip he holds up his suit to block boolits...sorry if i gave the 4th movie away...which is literally him doing that the whole movie


I loved the first one, barely made it through the second one but it started going way overboard. Tried watching the third one and thought it was ass. The scenes with 110lbs Halle Berry dominating a bunch of soldiers while telepathically sending the dogs out to do highly choreographed stunts was so stupid, I checked out completely.
Didn't bother with the 4th, franchise has become the Fast and Furious gun edition.
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
The tailored fitting ones are the best.Yeah, but apparently his ones are falling off the top of a skyscraper proof as well.
06-26-2023, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By TitusVI⏩
Well sort of... You ever play paintball with a good speed baller? 6 v 1 and you are all going down. So if I just assume he is the best of the best it is not too far fetched to have him win small surprise attacks against multiple people.John Wick makes no sense in a way i would never think this is like reality. It iss clearly phantasy in a phantasy world with a fantasy superhero.
There is no chance a good trained person with a gun is able to kill 450 of the other best trained gunmans and survives them all. Its not even a 1vs 1 they usally all group up on him and he still manages to win.
Imagine the enemies in the movie would tactially try to outmanover him the film would end quite quickly.
There is no chance a good trained person with a gun is able to kill 450 of the other best trained gunmans and survives them all. Its not even a 1vs 1 they usally all group up on him and he still manages to win.
Imagine the enemies in the movie would tactially try to outmanover him the film would end quite quickly.
The issue is that instead of being condensed surprise attacks like in the first movie he started hanging out in big open areas where the first person with a Rifle would finish him.
06-26-2023, 11:01 AM
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He's the bobba yogurt. That's basically being the god of war. It's all in the movies.
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Originally Posted By Coal
Struggling to work out what is going on-the guy out of Robson & Jerome shot her dog, so she decided to shoot him & with Wick & the dogs help kill about 500 geeks-but the dog wasn't injured or dead. Are those things around them bullet proof vests for dogs? Love the way one dog scaled the wall with nothing to grip onto, to bite the guys nuts.Lmao this is so retarded.
I loved the first one, barely made it through the second one but it started going way overboard. Tried watching the third one and thought it was ass. The scenes with 110lbs Halle Berry dominating a bunch of soldiers while telepathically sending the dogs out to do highly choreographed stunts was so stupid, I checked out completely.
Didn't bother with the 4th, franchise has become the Fast and Furious gun edition.
I loved the first one, barely made it through the second one but it started going way overboard. Tried watching the third one and thought it was ass. The scenes with 110lbs Halle Berry dominating a bunch of soldiers while telepathically sending the dogs out to do highly choreographed stunts was so stupid, I checked out completely.
Didn't bother with the 4th, franchise has become the Fast and Furious gun edition.
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06-26-2023, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By baroni01⏩
Sure-I am a lifelong pro wrestling fan, but I cannot suspend for the modern day garbage. There has to be some base in realism to suspend it-these films are fun, but totally nonsensical.You've never heard if suspension of disbelief?
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The latest one just stopped giving any semblance of a fuk. He legit has more damage soak than Wolverine in it. By the end of the movie he could have been at ground zero of a nuke and limped back to the Continental.
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You would think after 4 movies, with the thousands of trained soldiers shooting at then, and a dozen of them rivals or equals, that someone would if not anything accidently shoot him in the head.
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Would it have any effect? I used to think how great it would be to have films where the hero just no-sold everything thrown at him & killed everybody. Then I saw these & it isn't that great in reality. Why is he even bothering to hide away from the high table, when he just slaughters the thousands of assassins they send for him anyway?You would think after 4 movies, with the thousands of trained soldiers shooting at then, and a dozen of them rivals or equals, that someone would if not anything accidently shoot him in the head.
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