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Live in the US, but lots of Colombian girls in my city. They’re hot as fuk, loads of fun, & love me. I’m tall & handsome and make pretty good money remotely, so I’m thinking I just fuk off and get a penthouse in Bogota. Seems my money could go further there, could live like an absolute high roller while still stashing lots of $ in to investments while smashing HBBs

Anyone done this or at least spent some decent time there?

Bogota is not the move. Dirty, colder weather than the rest of Colombia. Medellin is the place to move to, then travel to the coasts for cheap when you want to get away.

Good lookin out. How is it there? How do they treat white people who live there, how are the bishes? Are they going to drug me with scopolamine and clear my checking?

Lol @ mentioning Bogota. You definitely wanna pick Medellin or even less well known places like Bucaramanga or Pereira if you're gonna live that life. Been living in Medellin myself over half a decade now. What they say about the girls is true. Some of the hottest chicks in the world. A 6/10 here would be an 8/10 in Europe or the US.

You want to live somewhere, where kidnap insurance is a reality???

Awesome. My buddy who visited told me Bogota is where it’s at, but he often talks out of his ass

Yeah I figured about the girls dude. When my city really started getting a lot of Colombian immigration, it ushered in the best year and a half of my life. Just banging the hottest girls I’ve ever seen before every weekend. & they’re cooler with better attitudes/more fun than western girls who are 2 points uglier. Figured I’ve gotta move to the sourceIt is what it is brah. I don’t want to get kidnapped, but all I really care about in life is the bishes. I gotta go to wherever the best bishes are ya dig

Might as well just check it out with a couple of weeks vacation and go from there.Medellin is probably safer than most major American cities lmao.

I was born in Cuba, came to the states at 15 years old. 3/10 Wood not recommend.

Mexico city has some cool neighborhoods (srs). Wish i spoke Spanish better.

That’s the plan, gonna spend a few weeks there this year. I’ll let you know how it goes

I don't know about a penthouse in Bogota, depending on how much your making remotely. but it's a lot safer than what people generally say and what it was in the 80s and like even places in USA. don't be stupid and be street smart. I'm Colombian and was born in Pereira but grew up in NY and went back and lived in Bogota for a couple of years as an adult. There's this Influencer from German that moved to Colombia and been living there making a ton of videos. i forget what his name is and more importantly do you speak the Spanish at all?

Any Spanish skills yet? The majority of people here don't speak English at all. In my experience when a girl speaks English it's usually a red flag and she's a gold digger who has a lot of experience banging other foreigners for money. They're probably also more likely to try and rob or scam you.

A buddy of mine here is now seriously dating a chick who speaks English, even took her back to Europe and everything. Little does he know that chick told my own girl extensively about her dating history with Swiss, English, French and American dudes and said all she ever wanted was to land a rich foreign dude lmao.

Never thought about that but i guess you could apply this logic to other parts of the world too

My Spanish is coming along nicely. Funny, I kinda learned on accident. When all the Colombian girls started moving here, lots of them were fresh off the plane. They’d been in the US for maybe two days, didn’t speak a word of English, & usually I was the first American guy they met off Tinder. But they were hot, so I said fuk it and managed to make the dates work with translator apps. Over time I got good enough to get by on dates in Spanish without using a translator, and got hooked on Bad Bunny from all these girls so just kinda absorbed it through osmosis. Am using Duolingo now to refine my Spanish thoughThink you’re talking about Kurt Kaz. Love his content. Not too worried about violence. I live in what is technically one of the most dangerous big cities in the US, but I’ve never had any issues. Be street smart & have good judgement and you should be ok ime. I’m on track to make a bit under $200k this year. Thinking that should get me decently far there as a single guy?

It's definitely a thing. How else are they gonna lure all those clueless super gringos back to rob them? If you take them back one on one to your OWN place the worst thing that could probably happen is they empty your wallet if you're passed out drunk or something.

Only two times I've had that happen to me was when I was nice enough to let 2 friends at my penthouse and both em them were poor judges of character and managed to take some dumb untrustworthy sloots back. So I just had my buddies reimburse me for whatever was taken from me. Obviously I might've had the robbers punished too but that's not a completely imaginary scenario that should be talked about in a public discussion and definitely didn't happen.Listening to Latin music definitely helped me a lot at the start. Would recommend Tego Calderon for some great old school reggaeton and Aventura for some good bachata.

Also I think Kurt Kaz is South African.

Good lookin out my man. When I’m nice & established here you can come through to the penthouse party

Hope you make it work and find something nice here. I'm now a father and family man but obviously I still make my own decisions when it comes to going out so I might just take you up on that penthouse party invite.

I would never trust a Colombian, they're all snakes

Californians have started moving their too. The natives are starting to despise people moving down there jacking up their cost of living.

Damn cockroaches even messing up other countries

Reading your last post i was about to say, i thought you were married
Excuse me

Idk about that boss. Most Colombians I’ve met are cooler than most Americans. Better personality, family oriented, more fun loving and genuine, etc. Of course many of them come from impoverished circumstances and are prone to the same tendencies as any impoverished third world people

I like big booty but I also need them to have pink puss and long legs so colombian sloots are no go for me

nahhh they're pretty chilled and friendly m8

You do realize there's plenty of light skinned latinas right?