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post 1685524323 06-29-2023, 06:19 AM
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Got A Date Tomorrow, Need A Forfeit Idea (SRS) (PICS)

I’ve got a date tomorrow with this 22 YO. I suggested we play mini golf and get drinks. She knows the manager of the place so has managed to get it booked for free. She’s adamant she’s going to win, so I said we need a forfeit. Any good suggestions Misc?

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post 1685524423 06-29-2023, 06:21 AM
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Goto a drag show
post 1685524533 06-29-2023, 06:23 AM
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How about:

She loses, she eats your ass.
You lose, you tongue-slam her caca canal.

??
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685524553 06-29-2023, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Not sure how texts work in the UK but the one in blue is the girl right?
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post 1685524563 06-29-2023, 06:24 AM
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post 1685524623 06-29-2023, 06:26 AM
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She loses and you have to post her noods....we all win.

k thanks bye.
post 1685524723 06-29-2023, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Not sure how texts work in the UK but the one in blue is the girl right?
Either this or OP has channeled the ghost of that one pissening game-spitting black boyo who used to post here
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1685524793 06-29-2023, 06:29 AM
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OP how many more years do you plan to slay?
post 1685524813 06-29-2023, 06:30 AM
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That was terrible flirting. You sound retarded.

I bet this chick is already turned off by you.
post 1685524843 06-29-2023, 06:30 AM
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If you win, she has to drink your coom
If she wins, she has to drink your coom

win-win
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post 1685525663 06-29-2023, 06:54 AM
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You win, you post her noods
You lose, you rope
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post 1685525943 06-29-2023, 07:01 AM
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This might be one of your better looking ones, whered you meet her
post 1685526053 06-29-2023, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
She loses and you have to post her noods....we all win.

k thanks bye.
This.

k thanks bye.
post 1685526083 06-29-2023, 07:05 AM
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The thought of Jestermaxxing like this for a middling IQ girl who is a 7/10 just doesn't do it for me.
post 1685526113 06-29-2023, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
This might be one of your better looking ones, whered you meet her
it is and it isnt even close
post 1685526193 06-29-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
How about:

She loses, she eats your ass.
You lose, you tongue-slam her caca canal.

??
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post 1685526203 06-29-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The thought of Jestermaxxing like this for a middling IQ girl who is a 7/10 just doesn't do it for me.
She is obv higher than a 7 and I already know you don’t get girls better than this so stfu

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post 1685526273 06-29-2023, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The thought of Jestermaxxing like this for a middling IQ girl who is a 7/10 just doesn't do it for me.
Lmao how did he jester ? Set up a date ? Not like he simped

She looks pretty good for a white girl

But

Not sure why she was thinking the 2nd pic looks good with her eyes looking fake and rolled back ..but that's no big deal
post 1685526573 06-29-2023, 07:17 AM
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Tell her you're heading to a bar after you play and the winner gets to pick the first shot you do together and what you guys drink after. Say your drink will be a joke like a cosmo or a bellini that girls actually love.

Sets up a good time because it means you're definitely getting your drink on which means smash time. By round two of drinks you'll be making out with her for sure.
post 1685526623 06-29-2023, 07:18 AM
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Mindblown OP posts filtered pics of sloot + his retarded text screenshot and everyone's on his nuts about him being a gigaslayer. True white privilege.
post 1685526643 06-29-2023, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Lmao how did he jester ? Set up a date ? Not like he simped

She looks pretty good for a white girl

But

Not sure why she was thinking the 2nd pic looks good with her eyes looking fake and rolled back ..but that's no big deal
Just playing this game for these ridiculous dates is Jestermaxxing.
post 1685526743 06-29-2023, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Just playing this game for these ridiculous dates is Jestermaxxing.
Well not sure where he met her but if it's a dating app he can almost forget about it..better shot his shot when he got the chance

Prob got 100 simps hitting her up on the daily trying to take her to fancy places etc ..she is 22.
post 1685526893 06-29-2023, 07:25 AM
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Strange I've never used the word forfeit like this
post 1685526933 06-29-2023, 07:26 AM
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Bet dinner on it. If you win you get a free meal. If you lose then you still get to extend the night to try to smash
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post 1685527053 06-29-2023, 07:28 AM
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lol this girl is better looking than anything anyone else on here has banged lately misc so salty.

Is this the girl you banged in Ibiza OP? If it is I'd definitely suggest something more aggressive than if it was just your first time meeting her
post 1685527103 06-29-2023, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Strange I've never used the word forfeit like this
I was thinking the same thing. Must be some wanker UK language
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post 1685527203 06-29-2023, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Strange I've never used the word forfeit like this
Yeah, this. What the fukk is a "forfeit idea"? You Brits really need to learn how to speak English.
post 1685527283 06-29-2023, 07:33 AM
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Wtf does "need a forfeit" mean? Am I old now?
post 1685527333 06-29-2023, 07:34 AM
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Has OP ever posted proper face or body pics (that he took) of sloots he bang? I remember him posting pic he took of this one sloot he smashed and she looked about 3 points lower than her IG pics. Gotta start posting pics you take yourself with no filter if you want us to believe you are banging above average chicks.
post 1685527423 06-29-2023, 07:35 AM
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I'm guessing somehow a forfeit = a reward for winning

Which is a super weird way to use the word since it's sorta the opposite of winning.

Originally Posted By Gaedj⏩
Has OP ever posted proper face or body pics (that he took) of sloots he bang? I remember him posting pic he took of this one sloot he smashed and she looked about 3 points lower than her IG pics. Gotta start posting pics you take yourself with no filter if you want us to believe you are banging above average chicks.
The girl he posted ITT has a massive filter on, I've seen many sloots use it. Still cute I'm sure but I bet she looks different in candid shots.
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