Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Blah blah blah.......I am a purple haired leftist sympathizer and a habitual liar......blah blah blah.

You are getting so abused in this thread even I am starting to feel sorry for you....and that can't happen.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

True. Some of those need to be moved to the honorable mention category.



I'm sure your first choice is getting that Dos Equisbottle shoved up your assbottom end first, but you'll settle for drinking it if friends are not around.



I don't need to take10" dildo in the assto know I don't like it.



It's a beer for homosexuals that shave their anoose. Ring a bell, son?



I can understand your suspicions considering you're a professional penny stock trader making several million per year while simultaneously being a professional bowler, a professional horse trainer, a professional CBD CEO, and a few other professions I'm forgetting right now.

But at least you're finally calling me Z - 1. Will soon be Z - 0, so don't get too used to it, son. Okay, continue projecting...

Damn Carl Spackler! You are SO fuking mad, son!!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

lmao, he's really going to keep doubling down on this.

He doesn't drink though lol.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

I meant that he's going keep doubling down on the whole "I don't drink...but I sure KNOW my beer, son!".

I guess it's just like the "Grappling is for pussies, I'll wreck them with my Wing Chun, son!" - guy who would get rekt by a below average High School Wrestler

You know they made a movie about his life right? Carl Spackler is LIMITLESS, son!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By goody1⏩

Yet he named specific breweries that he knows are good. I wonder how he knows that

Yeah, what about that Carl Spackler? How the fuk DID you know that, son?

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

A highly refined pallet, developed over years of not consuming the stuff at all.

I don't play golf.. but want to hear my expert opinion on the best and worst clubs, son?

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Hey Timmy, show us on the boy doll where the tampon goes...

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

lmao, he's really going to keep doubling down on this.

The moment you tell me which beers in my example were misclassified, then I'll give consideration to your theories, son.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

How would you know what good beer is?

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

lmao, he's really going to keep doubling down on this.

He/they wouldn't. He/they only knows what good cock is.

** Hope I don't go to jail for using the wrong pronouns to keep the perpetually mortified people/them calm for at least a few minutes.

Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?

Hey Carl Spackler, how would you know what good beer is son?

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

The moment you tell me which beers in my example were misclassified, then I'll give consideration to your theories, son.

But you don't drink Carl.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.