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post 1685746613 07-02-2023, 06:27 PM
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Would my apartment doorman judge me for bringing home MILFs/hookers

Fukkk. Moving into a doorman building and just realized it might get weird when they see me strolling in with 40something asian MILFs from Hinge and hookers. Anyone have experience in this realm

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post 1685746813 07-02-2023, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By HokieBrah⏩
Fukkk. Moving into a doorman building and just realized it might get weird when they see me strolling in with 40something asian MILFs from Hinge and hookers. Anyone have experience in this realm

NYC gang
My doorman usually gives me a smile and nod.
post 1685746863 07-02-2023, 06:31 PM
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You slip him a $100 bill and tell him to find you more or to give you the lowdown on the other tenants who might also be up for it.
post 1685746933 07-02-2023, 06:32 PM
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how much do you tip them?
post 1685746953 07-02-2023, 06:32 PM
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Slip them a twenty spot or they will drag you both down to the room where they keep all the cleaning stuff and buggger you senseless
post 1685746963 07-02-2023, 06:32 PM
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Not sure why you'd care?
Originally Posted By SteadySmokin⏩
how much do you tip them?
Once left a crazy sloot who came back with me in a taxi behind right outside the entry gates. The doorman had to deal with that crazy sloot for like 10 minutes. Went down in just my boxers (alpha as fuk) and tipped him the equivalent of 1 dollar in pesos.
post 1685747153 07-02-2023, 06:36 PM
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You gotta do what you gotta do
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post 1685747203 07-02-2023, 06:37 PM
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Either yes or no.


It doesn’t matter at all.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1685747333 07-02-2023, 06:39 PM
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Who cares? He has a poverty job.
post 1685747383 07-02-2023, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Either yes or no.


It doesn’t matter at all.
You should legit change your real name to Ironmanlet, it's such a great name.

Imagine when you are dead and a manlet is depressed, walking through the cemetery after visiting his deceased mothers grave and notices your gravestone.

"Here lies Ironmanlet"

etc etc
post 1685747513 07-02-2023, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Who cares? He has a poverty job.
It's important to treat your doormen well boyo. Once they tried to ban me from all services on my apartment complexes for throwing eggs in the pool and an hour later this one dude came up to my penthouse and immediately said don't worry boyo fuk that administrative whore we got you.

Another time one may have helped me beat up filthy thieves.
post 1685747553 07-02-2023, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
It's important to treat your doormen well boyo. Once they tried to ban me from all services on my apartment complexes for throwing eggs in the pool and an hour later this one dude came up to my penthouse and immediately said don't worry boyo fuk that administrative whore we got you.

Another time one may have helped me beat up filthy thieves.
I will heed this advice if I ever have a doorman.
post 1685747843 07-02-2023, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
throwing eggs in the pool
post 1685747853 07-02-2023, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
You should legit change your real name to Ironmanlet, it's such a great name.

Imagine when you are dead and a manlet is depressed, walking through the cemetery after visiting his deceased mothers grave and notices your gravestone.

"Here lies Ironmanlet"

etc etc
I feel like I got lucky with it.

I had another account for about a year before this one. While on that account I became familiar with the language and concepts.

That account got banned for a BS reason, and when it was time to make this one I knew manlet had to be in there.

Then I think my brain just threw it together.

BB.com was open for like nine years before that and no one got it….

I feel lucky. It is such a very small thing in life, meaningless af. But I am grateful for it.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1685747943 07-02-2023, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
My team just lost the Champions League semifinals. We were angry so naturally this occurred. Was kind of a nice aim challenge too, throwing them from the 40th floor or so. We even hit the pool across the fence that belonged to a different apartment complex and they had to close both pools down for like 4 days.
post 1685747993 07-02-2023, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
It's important to treat your doormen well boyo. Once they tried to ban me from all services on my apartment complexes for throwing eggs in the pool and an hour later this one dude came up to my penthouse and immediately said don't worry boyo fuk that administrative whore we got you.

Another time one may have helped me beat up filthy thieves.
I agree with everything you said, however I feel it is possible to treat him well, respect the chit out of him, sincerely care about him as a person and his existence, and not give a **** about his opinions.

Am I making that up? Do you think that could work? I don’t think I would have a problem with it.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1685748143 07-02-2023, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I agree with everything you said, however I feel it is possible to treat him well, respect the chit out of him, sincerely care about him as a person and his existence, and not give a **** about his opinions.

Am I making that up? Do you think that could work? I don’t think I would have a problem with it.
I was actually going to start of my post with "His opinions don't matter, but..."

So yes, we're completely on the same page. It doesn't matter if he approves that you're whoremaxxing, what matters is that he facilitates is because you treat him well.
post 1685748443 07-02-2023, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Was kind of a nice aim challenge too, throwing them from the 40th floor or so.
Sounds like you'd need to be pretty, ahem, Eggxact, in your aiming.
post 1685748533 07-02-2023, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
Sounds like you'd need to be pretty, ahem, Eggxact, in your aiming.
negged
post 1685748923 07-02-2023, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
negged
eggscruciating to catch a neg from G_Ridgway srs
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