07-03-2023, 07:10 PM
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What foods turn you into a glutton (sober)?
What foods will you demolish well past the point of fullness? Food that if it were a buffet, you'd become an embarrassment to your whole family?
For me, there are two things I will try to eat until I die.
Thing one:

If The Devil Went Down to Georgia was based on consumption and not hardcore fiddle solos, the devil would have to lay golden clusters at my feet. I would kill somebody in front of their own mama if they tried to come between me, my snow crab legs, and some melted butter.
Thing two

Sushi,especiallysalmon nigiri, will make me eat so much that you'd think it was my last meal. Plate after plate of this golden nectar will be poured down my throat until I'm close to losing consciousness. This chit is better than sex ded fkn srs.
What about you misc?
For me, there are two things I will try to eat until I die.
Thing one:

If The Devil Went Down to Georgia was based on consumption and not hardcore fiddle solos, the devil would have to lay golden clusters at my feet. I would kill somebody in front of their own mama if they tried to come between me, my snow crab legs, and some melted butter.
Thing two
Sushi,especiallysalmon nigiri, will make me eat so much that you'd think it was my last meal. Plate after plate of this golden nectar will be poured down my throat until I'm close to losing consciousness. This chit is better than sex ded fkn srs.
What about you misc?
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07-03-2023, 07:10 PM
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Garlic bread, could eat it forever.
07-03-2023, 07:12 PM
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I don't enjoy eating that much bro, half my meals are liquid meals, a lot of the time it takes effort to eat my solid meals, but I do it to hit my macros.
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07-03-2023, 07:14 PM
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07-03-2023, 07:15 PM
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Ramen noodles, every variation
its like crack to me
its like crack to me
07-03-2023, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
How much can you eat in one sitting? They fill me up too quickly for me to go crazy with them.Ramen noodles, every variation
its like crack to me
its like crack to me
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07-03-2023, 07:19 PM
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Ice cream is my biggest weakness
07-03-2023, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Rocky road? Moose tracks?Ice cream is my biggest weakness
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07-03-2023, 07:22 PM
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07-03-2023, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Moose Tracks is GOATRocky road? Moose tracks?
07-03-2023, 07:25 PM
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I get most of my (non booze or fast food) calories from cheese. The stinky stuff. My family hates it when I open up epoisses. I buy more Oregon blue these days because it's still strong but smells less. I have a thing for funky cheese.
07-03-2023, 07:29 PM
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Yep salmon nigiri is the ****. Could eat 100 of those.
07-03-2023, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
How much can you eat in one sitting? They fill me up too quickly for me to go crazy with them.
07-03-2023, 07:44 PM
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Just lol if Pizza isn't your number one
07-03-2023, 07:45 PM
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Pizza. I can EASILY eat an entire large pizza by myself in an evening srs.
07-03-2023, 07:47 PM
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Candy, cake and ice cream.
There's burger place I just discovered it's a 10/10 unlike anything I've ever tasted with the cheesefries and jalapeños I'm getting pre cum thinking about it
Legit heroin to me gained 15lbs in 4 days and took me 2 weeks to get rid of it
Can't wait for summer to be over
There's burger place I just discovered it's a 10/10 unlike anything I've ever tasted with the cheesefries and jalapeños I'm getting pre cum thinking about it
Legit heroin to me gained 15lbs in 4 days and took me 2 weeks to get rid of it
Can't wait for summer to be over
07-03-2023, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
You can’t say that wordnigiri
07-03-2023, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ye193x⏩
lolCandy, cake and ice cream.
There's burger place I just discovered it's a 10/10 unlike anything I've ever tasted with the cheesefries and jalapeños I'm getting pre cum thinking about it
Legit heroin to me gained 15lbs in 4 days and took me 2 weeks to get rid of it
Can't wait for summer to be over
There's burger place I just discovered it's a 10/10 unlike anything I've ever tasted with the cheesefries and jalapeños I'm getting pre cum thinking about it
Legit heroin to me gained 15lbs in 4 days and took me 2 weeks to get rid of it
Can't wait for summer to be over
Now I wanna go
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07-03-2023, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
Chocolate chip cookies and brownies straight from the ovenIce cream cookies brownies fudge it’s like crack to me
Hnnnnnnnng
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07-03-2023, 08:24 PM
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Probably Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits until I died
It's a good thing they only serve them in the morning and usually I go off track of my diet later in the day if it happens
It's a good thing they only serve them in the morning and usually I go off track of my diet later in the day if it happens
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I’m not at all above crushing 15-20packsof my kids gummy snacks in one setting (ded fkn srs). Also as others have mentioned pizza. Taco night is another one here where 8-10 tacos is easily a reality
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Pizza. Used to be able to eat a large by myself easily but it gets harder to manage as you get older.
Hot dogs. I'm not a huge hot dog fan but I can knock back 4-5 and still not feel full until I put something else on top of it.
Eggs. I like eggs but I can't see how people can ONLY eat one or two. Average 5-6 a day but before would go for 7-8.
Peanut M&Ms. One king size is never enough.
Hot dogs. I'm not a huge hot dog fan but I can knock back 4-5 and still not feel full until I put something else on top of it.
Eggs. I like eggs but I can't see how people can ONLY eat one or two. Average 5-6 a day but before would go for 7-8.
Peanut M&Ms. One king size is never enough.
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
When I was 17, I used to buy the huge bag from Walmart and eat them while binge watching anime on youtube and playing WoW. Thanks for the flashbacks.Pizza. Used to be able to eat a large by myself easily but it gets harder to manage as you get older.
Hot dogs. I'm not a huge hot dog fan but I can knock back 4-5 and still not feel full until I put something else on top of it.
Eggs. I like eggs but I can't see how people can ONLY eat one or two. Average 5-6 a day but before would go for 7-8.
Peanut M&Ms. One king size is never enough.
Hot dogs. I'm not a huge hot dog fan but I can knock back 4-5 and still not feel full until I put something else on top of it.
Eggs. I like eggs but I can't see how people can ONLY eat one or two. Average 5-6 a day but before would go for 7-8.
Peanut M&Ms. One king size is never enough.
I'm back, bitches!
07-04-2023, 08:03 AM
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I've been working incredibly hard on resisting these urges lately and have been quite successful, but that would be baked goods for me. Cakes, cupcakes, cookies, pies, etc. I can eat 20 donuts without batting an eye, or an entire birthday cake. Last week, I had 1 piece of cake and successfully resisted the urge to have more, so that's progress I guess.
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Snacks like pringles or goldfish.
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