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post 1686546313 07-15-2023, 08:00 AM
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  1. Muzzlrpress
  1. Muzzlrpress
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Officially MIDDLE AGED!!!!!








Tonight boyos, we're gettng FUKKED up!











CHEERS BOYOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back, bitches!
post 1686546443 07-15-2023, 08:02 AM
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  1. RollTideBrah
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happy birthday rabbi
post 1686546503 07-15-2023, 08:04 AM
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  1. gwg77
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Happy Birthday brah!
post 1686546663 07-15-2023, 08:06 AM
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  1. proudmanlet
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happy bday brah!!!!!!
post 1686546703 07-15-2023, 08:07 AM
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  1. byzantine75
  2. 柔靓家
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Middle age is nothing to celebrate, but nonetheless happy age advancement day
Judo crew
Kyokushin crew
Pyrogen is gonna be my best man at my 5th wedding crew
post 1686546743 07-15-2023, 08:08 AM
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Parabens!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1686546833 07-15-2023, 08:10 AM
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  1. ThatGuy950
  2. Floridayyy
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You just turned 50?

Time to lace up the New Balances and get a convertible corvette
Coincel
Florida crew (lol at coldcels)
post 1686546853 07-15-2023, 08:11 AM
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  1. byzantine75
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Originally Posted By OPovPeace
Its an honour to make it that far, not all our homies were lucky enough to reach that point
This is actually true
Judo crew
Kyokushin crew
Pyrogen is gonna be my best man at my 5th wedding crew
post 1686546973 07-15-2023, 08:13 AM
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  1. Muzzlrpress
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Originally Posted By ThatGuy950
You just turned 50?

Time to lace up the New Balances and get a convertible corvette
50?

35 boyo. Where's all these decrepit 100 year olds at?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1686547013 07-15-2023, 08:14 AM
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  1. Voidgaze
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Congrats welcome to the Unc club.
post 1686547073 07-15-2023, 08:14 AM
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  1. Muzzlrpress
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Appreciate the happy bdays misc!
I'm back, bitches!
post 1686547733 07-15-2023, 08:26 AM
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  1. SteadySmokin
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35+ misc ------------>
post 1686547953 07-15-2023, 08:31 AM
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  1. katya422
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<3 Happy Birthday! <3
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post 1686548063 07-15-2023, 08:33 AM
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  1. chrsschb
  2. Techno Brah
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
50?

35 boyo. Where's all these decrepit 100 year olds at?
This. People be like, "omg I'm 50 I'm middle aged" like the average lifespan isn't fukking ~73.
|| MFC || C7 Crew || Trance & Techno Crew ||
post 1686548103 07-15-2023, 08:34 AM
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  1. Muzzlrpress
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Originally Posted By chrsschb
This. People be like, "omg I'm 50 I'm middle aged" like the average lifespan isn't fukking ~73.
Exactly. My ass is probably gonna die of heart disease by 68 or some bullchit.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1686548233 07-15-2023, 08:35 AM
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Meh, I think 40 is more that boundary.
post 1686548293 07-15-2023, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Meh, I think 40 is more that boundary.
I'm not making it to 80, but I appreciate your optimism.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1686548333 07-15-2023, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Exactly. My ass is probably gonna die of heart disease by 68 or some bullchit.
hopefully sooner.... wait wut
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post 1686548363 07-15-2023, 08:37 AM
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I didn't realize in your other thread that it was your birthday. Happy birthday, bro.
post 1686550443 07-15-2023, 09:18 AM
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Happy bday bro.



Now go home and buy Baldurs Gate 3.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1686550483 07-15-2023, 09:19 AM
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Boomer
post 1686550733 07-15-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
50?

35 boyo. Where's all these decrepit 100 year olds at?
Happy Birthday breh but 35 isn't 'middle aged' any longer. You'll be chasing around sloots in the nursing home when you're 80 lol
post 1686550743 07-15-2023, 09:23 AM
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Happy Birthday Muzz! Hope you have a great day!

~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
post 1686550973 07-15-2023, 09:26 AM
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  1. GooBaaa
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
OP recorded a vocaroo where he said if you have a problem with Voidgaze, you have a problem with him.
That is until void snakes him

He’s gonna pick a fight one day and leave muzzle to defend himself while he slithers away
post 1686551393 07-15-2023, 09:33 AM
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Middle aged is 40 to 60 you're not there yet op. Happy birthday anyway you're still a young adult.
post 1686551543 07-15-2023, 09:35 AM
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  1. SillieBazzillie
  2. Md, Misc, Old-Brah
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Damn boyo you're old AF. Enjoy rotting for the next 20 years.

But happy birthday!
Early AM workout crew.
Holy crap dude, Satan's huge crew.
post 1686552043 07-15-2023, 09:42 AM
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See you tomorrow
post 1686552183 07-15-2023, 09:44 AM
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Is 35 really middle-aged? Fuk me.

First thing that came to mind when I read your intention to get loaded was how fuking brutal the hangovers at this age are. I got drunk once in the past year and holy schit man. Out of commission the entire next day.
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post 1686552613 07-15-2023, 09:50 AM
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Happy birthday brah.
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post 1686552793 07-15-2023, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
OP recorded a vocaroo where he said if you have a problem with Voidgaze, you have a problem with him.
I hope VoidGlaze benefits from having a male role model in his life. especially a black one.
Originally Posted By GooBaaa
That is until void snakes him

He’s gonna pick a fight one day and leave muzzle to defend himself while he slithers away
Basically
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