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post 1686678583 07-17-2023, 12:05 PM
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Will smash any girl at work

Tfw I get random uglies coming to me flirting, wouldn't look twice at them, but when they show interest, I will get my cock out for anything.

Already smashed 2 girls from work in the past month (srs). Tried to smash more, but no luck.

Inb4 HR arranges a meeting with me. I will smash every girl in my path that sneezes my direction
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post 1686678753 07-17-2023, 12:08 PM
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post 1686679343 07-17-2023, 12:15 PM
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I just had an investigation for sexual harassment against myself from some hooooeee at work.
Some obese girl with a child, fiancé and house wanting to smash from day 3 of the new work place. Sounds fun in practice but not worth the drama, end of professional work life respect and bs that would follow for some used up obese pussi3 and her baggage.
''You're a Sick Kunt If You Wanna Bee''
post 1686679713 07-17-2023, 12:18 PM
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No she needs to be pretty attractive for my to smash

And she will need to know the rules of the game
post 1686679803 07-17-2023, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBeeLeaf
I just had an investigation for sexual harassment against myself from some hooooeee at work.
Some obese girl with a child, fiancé and house wanting to smash from day 3 of the new work place. Sounds fun in practice but not worth the drama, end of professional work life respect and bs that would follow for some used up obese pussi3 and her baggage.
step 1 - pass your probation, never do it when you're new
step 2 - never do chit at work, always outside of work
step 3 - exercise plausible deniability, make it look like she's after your cawk and you're just providing

on another note, what went wrong? did she report you? if she wanted to smash, why u getting investigated

i got fired from a previous job for bragging about my cawk size (100% srs), but i learned my lesson, always be discrete and never say **** at work
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post 1686680723 07-17-2023, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter
step 1 - pass your probation, never do it when you're new
step 2 - never do chit at work, always outside of work
step 3 - exercise plausible deniability, make it look like she's after your cawk and you're just providing

on another note, what went wrong? did she report you? if she wanted to smash, why u getting investigated

i got fired from a previous job for bragging about my cawk size (100% srs), but i learned my lesson, always be discrete and never say **** at work
Was me having to make the complaint. The girl was trying it with me whenever alone. Bit of flirting is fine but is was slowly escalating from
check out these pics of me a few years ago and she’s in Anne summers. Telling me her bf doesn’t bang her good, c0ckss to small, lasts about 5mins… absolute cuck.
To where’s the craziest places you’ve had sex… to there’s no cctv here and trying to straddle me, and on leaving tells to me directly telling me we’re having sex soon. It not the first time I’ve been in this position and try deal with it outside of telling work but you got to these days.
Serious red flag behaviour.
Even if she was a 10/10 I’d be thinking she’s crazy and know this will lead to bs beyond fking at work on breaks. She’s unbalanced and will report some bs about me if she ever feels scorn by me. Also fuuk that if I ever got her preggers.

Also sorry to hear that bro but lmao.
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post 1686682523 07-17-2023, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter
step 1 - pass your probation, never do it when you're new
step 2 - never do chit at work, always outside of work
step 3 - exercise plausible deniability, make it look like she's after your cawk and you're just providing

on another note, what went wrong? did she report you? if she wanted to smash, why u getting investigated

i got fired from a previous job for bragging about my cawk size (100% srs), but i learned my lesson, always be discrete and never say **** at work
Saddest part is that you're barely 7" that's nothing to brag about lol

My 8.8" cok moggs your tiny weenie to oblivion
post 1686683803 07-17-2023, 01:19 PM
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This message is hidden because suave2000 is on your ignore list.
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post 1686683873 07-17-2023, 01:21 PM
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Had a pretty blonde that showed interest in a the same building as me before. I was friendly, kept the option open, but never got close to crossing a line that would lose me a great job.

The day that she was leaving for another job, she came around the offices saying goodbye and gave me a hug. I said "Now that we aren't working together, let's go out sometime." We exchanged numbers and went out a few weeks later.

No sloot is worth ruining a job, your finances, etc.
post 1686683993 07-17-2023, 01:22 PM
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Cuck
post 1686684043 07-17-2023, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBeeLeaf
Was me having to make the complaint. The girl was trying it with me whenever alone. Bit of flirting is fine but is was slowly escalating from
check out these pics of me a few years ago and she’s in Anne summers. Telling me her bf doesn’t bang her good, c0ckss to small, lasts about 5mins… absolute cuck.
To where’s the craziest places you’ve had sex… to there’s no cctv here and trying to straddle me, and on leaving tells to me directly telling me we’re having sex soon. It not the first time I’ve been in this position and try deal with it outside of telling work but you got to these days.
Serious red flag behaviour.
Even if she was a 10/10 I’d be thinking she’s crazy and know this will lead to bs beyond fking at work on breaks. She’s unbalanced and will report some bs about me if she ever feels scorn by me. Also fuuk that if I ever got her preggers.

Also sorry to hear that bro but lmao.
I would have smashed then blocked her
How you going to get in trouble when she was clearly foaming at the mouth for some cawk
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post 1686684143 07-17-2023, 01:25 PM
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Don’t chit where you eat op.

Never ever turns out good.
I loe e.
post 1686684183 07-17-2023, 01:26 PM
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Anybody ever ****ed a manager? Wonder what that's like 🧐
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post 1686684303 07-17-2023, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
Don’t chit where you eat op.

Never ever turns out good.
If things get awkward, so be it. I got my 🥜
As long as they can't get you for sexual harassment, you should be good. Show texts etc.
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