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post 1686881793 07-20-2023, 04:04 PM
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How do you get around these stupid pet requirements for apartments?

Not only are there multiple several hundred $ pet deposits and more if you add another pet, you have the monthly fee and now I'm even being told by more than 1 complex they want vaccination records. I have 2 indoor cats that never step outside. Why the fuk would I go risk a shot they don't need? That they don't need? What do? Just keep looking for someone that doesn't I imagine. just so frustrating because these complexes i'm finding either have bad reviews, top floor units that I don't want, way too expensive for 1 person, not following through with pictures, or the said pet bullchit. i'm stressed.
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post 1686881973 07-20-2023, 04:08 PM
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Registering them as emotional support animals can get around some loopholes. Most apartments just require vaccination from rabies from my experience. But yes, pet deposit and pet rent is getting absurd. New apartment I'm looking at has $300 non-refundable pet deposit + 200 fee per pet + $50/month extra per pet. Luckily I only have 1 dog.
post 1686882023 07-20-2023, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
Not only are there multiple several hundred $ pet deposits and more if you add another pet, you have the monthly fee and now I'm even being told by more than 1 complex they want vaccination records. I have 2 indoor cats that never step outside. Why the fuk would I go risk a shot they don't need? That they don't need? What do? Just keep looking for someone that doesn't I imagine. just so frustrating because these complexes i'm finding either have bad reviews, top floor units that I don't want, way too expensive for 1 person, not following through with pictures, or the said pet bullchit. i'm stressed.
Did they say your pet needs to be vaxxed or did they say they want vaxx records?

Did they say they want vaxx records for YOUR pet or just vaxx records?

Wouldn't hold up in court but it might help you get place.
post 1686882073 07-20-2023, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By usersignup2⏩
Did they say your pet needs to be vaxxed or did they say they want vaxx records?

Did they say they want vaxx records for YOUR pet or just vaxx records?

Wouldn't hold up in court but it might help you get place.
what do you mean? they want records of my pets' vaccinations. I'm not going to waste more time and more money and add risk
i mean the fuk am i paying all this rent that increases by the day for?
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post 1686882173 07-20-2023, 04:13 PM
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Just make one up. Or ask a friend for theirs.

They just want a piece of paper. Like your high school diploma.
post 1686882223 07-20-2023, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Xerve⏩
Registering them as emotional support animals can get around some loopholes. Most apartments just require vaccination from rabies from my experience. But yes, pet deposit and pet rent is getting absurd. New apartment I'm looking at has $300 non-refundable pet deposit + 200 fee per pet + $50/month extra per pet. Luckily I only have 1 dog.
Apartments can deny for emotional support animals
post 1686882293 07-20-2023, 04:16 PM
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You lie and ignore them.
Do you have pets? No
Do you plan on having pets? No

Pet rent 😆 🤣 😹 😹
post 1686882393 07-20-2023, 04:19 PM
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Just buy a house.
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post 1686882933 07-20-2023, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
Not only are there multiple several hundred $ pet deposits and more if you add another pet, you have the monthly fee and now I'm even being told by more than 1 complex they want vaccination records. I have 2 indoor cats that never step outside. Why the fuk would I go risk a shot they don't need? That they don't need? What do? Just keep looking for someone that doesn't I imagine. just so frustrating because these complexes i'm finding either have bad reviews, top floor units that I don't want, way too expensive for 1 person, not following through with pictures, or the said pet bullchit. i'm stressed.
Are the vaccination requirements part of the bylaws or a condo rule ? If not tell them to pound sand
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post 1686883003 07-20-2023, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By BK909⏩
You lie and ignore them.
Do you have pets? No
Do you plan on having pets? No

Pet rent 😆 🤣 😹 😹
I did this years ago when I lived in an apartment then a nosey maintenance man snitched on me srs, I only had 1 cat too
post 1686883143 07-20-2023, 04:35 PM
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Pets? Nope, don't have any.
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post 1686885073 07-20-2023, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
Pets? Nope, don't have any.
lol this.

Its one thing if you have a dog that barks and needs to be taken out to piss/chit/exercise, but if you have indoor cats or even something like a reptile or a fish as a pet, how are they going to know?

I mean, its too late now for the OP because he already told them he has the pets so they'll always be suspicious, but for the future you never had pets, hell you don't even know what a "pet" is.
post 1686885253 07-20-2023, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
Pets? Nope, don't have any.
this.
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post 1686885263 07-20-2023, 05:19 PM
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As long as youre living under MY roof, you'll do what I say. No pets for you.
post 1686885833 07-20-2023, 05:30 PM
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I wouldn't rent a property I own to a pet owner.
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post 1686885963 07-20-2023, 05:33 PM
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The MAJORITY of pet owners (especially renters) are irresponsible POSs
If it was not such a huge risk you would not have so many against it
I had a renter pull that emotional support animal bs (fake) and nothing I could do but four months later when the lease was up they could not afford double the rent
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post 1686885973 07-20-2023, 05:33 PM
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Why would anyone who rents own a pet?
Unless they're unemployed...
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post 1686886363 07-20-2023, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Why would anyone who rents own a pet?
Unless they're unemployed...
Renters are not know for good decisions
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
lol this.

Its one thing if you have a dog that barks and needs to be taken out to piss/chit/exercise, but if you have indoor cats or even something like a reptile or a fish as a pet, how are they going to know?

I mean, its too late now for the OP because he already told them he has the pets so they'll always be suspicious, but for the future you never had pets, hell you don't even know what a "pet" is.
dumb me. i'm in a condo and the landlords have been here a few times so there was no hiding it, ever.
so they don't actually have someone come in and walk around after you move?
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The pet rent thing is just greed but I understand a deposit if it's refundable. A lot of people are nasty without pets, and honestly they should be able to ask for a larger deposit if people have kids. I knew someone who worked in apartment management and said that kids were much worst than pets.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I feel this post was overlooked by many in this thread.
I agree.
post 1686895563 07-20-2023, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Apartments can deny for emotional support animals
Most states abide by the Fair Housing Act (federal law) that states ESAs can’t be denied.
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just buy a house.
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Don’t rent and own incel. Their house their rules
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Originally Posted By Xerve⏩
Most states abide by the Fair Housing Act (federal law) that states ESA’s can’t be denied.
Yes they can
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
The pet rent thing is just greed but I understand a deposit if it's refundable. A lot of people are nasty without pets, and honestly they should be able to ask for a larger deposit if people have kids. I knew someone who worked in apartment management and said that kids were much worst than pets.
Nah phuck that. Last dude I rented to had dogs that chewed up my baseboard. Buy a house if you don’t like the rules
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
The pet rent thing is just greed but I understand a deposit if it's refundable. A lot of people are nasty without pets, and honestly they should be able to ask for a larger deposit if people have kids. I knew someone who worked in apartment management and said that kids were much worst than pets.
most of these are non refundable. refundable ok yea
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i've only found 1 i actually feel good about applying for. this is what they say about pet fees: "Pet Friendly NON-REFUNDABLE PET FEE: $150 to $300 PET SECURITY DEPOSIT: $1000 / PET (refundable) OR SURE BOND DEPOSIT: $175 / PET (non-refundable) PET RENT: $12 / PET / Monthly Management pet approval and the exec... "
it cuts off but a safe middleground is to bring 1 and leave 1 at a relative's until after i move in. I have 2 cats. 1 I had to inherit which i didn't mind
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