I've been having a dilemma lately, fellas. I'd like to give up my habit of wearing undies. I'm just over it. I really am. I find they break down too quickly in the wash, overheat my crotchal region during the warmer months, and cause me to waste about three extra seconds when whipping out my hangtime to take a leak. I've just reached the point in my life when I'm done with it. I really am. Unfortunately, I've tried going commando several times, but I keep encountering the same issue. That uncomfortable feeling of my peehole rubbing up against the rough material of my jeans. Even worse when it snags on the inside of the zipper. It's really a pain. Irritated my urethra quite badly the other day. So I was thinking about sewing a piece of soft fabric inside the front oy my pants to shield my bell-end from the rough material. But this would also create another obstacle when pissing. What I really need is a net liner in my jeans. Like they do with swim trunks. You boys know what I'm talking about? If I had a net liner with the front part sewn into the shape of my flaccid penis, I could avoid denim irritation and just pee through the liner without even having to fully expose my penis. Pee through the liner out the fly. What do you boys think of this? That sort of netting dries incredibly quickly as well.

so stitch some undies into your jean shorts

I want the crotch to be shaped like a flaccid. So I can just pee through the netting instead of having to shimmy out every time. I'm not a great seamstress. I wouldn't know how to do it.

wouldn't work for me as I only wash my jeans twice a year

if only nature had created a natural fold of skin to protect your bell-end

Wear Levi’s 501s, they have buttons instead of a zipper

Commando crew. Just keep at it, your cawk will toughen up.

Don't like the undies sown in at all. Often times they are too small and then your shorts are like diapers that some guys in the gym wear. Just leave the ol' pianus and pendulums swinging.

Same but i only wash my underwear twice a year

Same but I only wash my jeans once a year and I tossed my underwear almost 25 years ago.