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post 1687150733 07-25-2023, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
You'd have to photoshop some black people in it first.
post 1687152393 07-25-2023, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Do you use photoshop to bully leftists on here as some lame way to beg for reps from Trumpers?



Just sayin, it's pretty pathetic and childish. I grew out of using Photoshop to bully when I was like 14. Even then, it strikes me as an exceptionally passive-aggressive and female way to bully people.
Because it's funny.

Stop overthinking it. Not everything's about you, Karen.

Originally Posted By Cleveland33
who's going to shop Bodhy's face in there and add some chit smeared to the box?





































I will stand firm, I refuse to kneel - The fury in me is divine
My dark grave awaits, my fate is revealed - But I'm not afraid to die

If you have any problems or need advice, feel free to ask
post 1687152743 07-25-2023, 07:54 AM
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^^^^ OMFG!!!!

GOD this thread delivers! I can't even remember the last time I laughed this hard!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687152953 07-25-2023, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By nkiritsis13
Ohhhh Lawd!

nkiritsis13 just killing it in this thread!




post 1687153393 07-25-2023, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
You'd have to photoshop some black people in it first.
Where's Pengh at?
post 1687153433 07-25-2023, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By nkiritsis13
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to nkiritsis13 again.

LOL you beat me to it bro, just got done editing mine when I saw you already did it


Mine made him a bit fatter & dumpier
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Originally Posted By nkiritsis13
Because it's funny.

Stop overthinking it. Not everything's about you, Karen.
Never said everything is about me, because this started with Sillie, but I've noticed a pattern forming here (and ironically, your latest photoshop did make this about me now too).


Your attitude is feminine and passive-aggressive. Real men make jokes that everyone can laugh at, something that doesn't come at the expense of another. It's a sign of a talented comedian and it's guaranteed to make you more friends and be seen as a general all around likeable person.


Like I've said before: What if you went to a standup night, and the dude's entire routine was just blasting someone random guy in the front row? Wouldn't it occur to you that he's talentless dick who's scraping the bottom of the barrell, and should be booed off the stage?


Just a thought. Take it up a peg or two and try something that needs real wit and class and will elicit a laugh from someone other than a bunch of juvenile morons.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1687157083 07-25-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Never said everything is about me, because this started with Sillie, but I've noticed a pattern forming here (and ironically, your latest photoshop did make this about me now too).


Your attitude is feminine and passive-aggressive. Real men make jokes that everyone can laugh at, something that doesn't come at the expense of another. It's a sign of a talented comedian and it's guaranteed to make you more friends and be seen as a general all around likeable person.


Like I've said before: What if you went to a standup night, and the dude's entire routine was just blasting someone random guy in the front row? Wouldn't it occur to you that he's talentless dick who's scraping the bottom of the barrell, and should be booed off the stage?


Just a thought. Take it up a peg or two and try something that needs real wit and class and will elicit a laugh from someone other than a bunch of juvenile morons.


It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687157113 07-25-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11
I know. It is why they all show up at the same time like a swarm of locusts.
chit smearer poverty negged me over that post.
he clearly wasn't invited. lololololol
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Your attitude is feminine and passive-aggressive. Real men make jokes that everyone can laugh at, something that doesn't come at the expense of another. It's a sign of a talented comedian and it's guaranteed to make you more friends and be seen as a general all around likeable person.
Real men don’t have fantasies about being pegged by a woman.
post 1687158833 07-25-2023, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Never said everything is about me, because this started with Sillie, but I've noticed a pattern forming here (and ironically, your latest photoshop did make this about me now too).


Your attitude is feminine and passive-aggressive. Real men make jokes that everyone can laugh at, something that doesn't come at the expense of another. It's a sign of a talented comedian and it's guaranteed to make you more friends and be seen as a general all around likeable person.


Like I've said before: What if you went to a standup night, and the dude's entire routine was just blasting someone random guy in the front row? Wouldn't it occur to you that he's talentless dick who's scraping the bottom of the barrell, and should be booed off the stage?


Just a thought. Take it up a peg or two and try something that needs real wit and class and will elicit a laugh from someone other than a bunch of juvenile morons.
Ever think, that if he didn't act the way he did, none of this would be happening?
post 1687161263 07-25-2023, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By nkiritsis13
Because it's funny.

Stop overthinking it. Not everything's about you, Karen.








Better than I ever dreamed it could be
post 1687199533 07-25-2023, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Just a thought. Take it up a peg or two and try something that needs real wit and class and will elicit a laugh from someone other than a bunch of juvenile morons.
The irony of you talking about pegs is pretty tasty. Considering your love of being pegged. Phhhaggot.
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Lmfao at the shops itt, repped.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Like I've said before: What if you went to a standup night, and the dude's entire routine was just blasting someone random guy in the front row? Wouldn't it occur to you that he's talentless dick who's scraping the bottom of the barrell, and should be booed off the stage?
can't believe I missed this yesterday.

so let me get this straight Bodhy - you are calling Don Rickles...Don Phucking Rickles, the king of insult comedy...a talentless dick?

nah son, you don't understand comedy
post 1687219193 07-26-2023, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
can't believe I missed this yesterday.

so let me get this straight Bodhy - you are calling Don Rickles...Don Phucking Rickles, the king of insult comedy...a talentless dick?

nah son, you don't understand comedy
Rickles was the king of insult comedy when the only way people got their exposure to comedians was from whatever the Johnny Carson show was pushing on people, son.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
post 1687219673 07-26-2023, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Rickles was the king of insult comedy when the only way people got their exposure to comedians was from whatever the Johnny Carson show was pushing on people, son.
So?

If you're aware of any others that Johnny Carsondidn'tpush on people, then post them up, son.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687220033 07-26-2023, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
So?

If you're aware of any others that Johnny Carsondidn'tpush on people, then post them up, son.
crusher clearly doesn't know what he is talking about
post 1687220453 07-26-2023, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
crusher clearly doesn't know what he is talking about
He knows his comedians like his beers son. Have that for a fcuking nickel

Meanwhile, here's his best friend in this thread

Scubastevo :-What percentage of women have STDs? (serious) If I just wanted to go bareback with any girl that I could get with, what are my chances of ending up bed ridden with STDs?
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
crusher clearly doesn't know what he is talking about
That plus his ass is apparently still raw from us laughing at Sille for watching the BARBIE movie.



It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687220643 07-26-2023, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
That plus his ass is apparently still raw from us laughing at Sille for watching the BARBIE movie.



the attendant at the gun club cleaning his guns is still the top for me
post 1687220893 07-26-2023, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
the attendant at the gun club cleaning his guns is still the top for me
Hard to pick just one, but I'm still LMAO'ing at the top secret "specialty store" that he gets all his groceries delivered from.

He wouldn't tell us the name of it though because food is very personal to him.

Makes sense.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687221053 07-26-2023, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
So?

If you're aware of any others that Johnny Carsondidn'tpush on people, then post them up, son.
Are you too tarded to know how to use YouTube, son? Of course you dinosaurs worship Rickles.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

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Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

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Originally Posted By z4v4
Are you too tarded to know how to use YouTube, son? Of course you dinosaurs worship Rickles.
No Carl Spackler, I want you to post them since you're the one queefing here.

And just LOL at you still in this thread running interference for your boy by trying to get under the skin of posters who made fun him.

Did you watch Barbie with him Carl?
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
No Carl Spackler, I want you to post them since you're the one queefing here.

And just LOL at you still in this thread running interference for your boy by trying to get under the skin of posters who made fun him.

Did you watch Barbie with him Carl?
so he can't use youtube to see Don's career outside of Carson?

Hell even his OG standup is on there where is making fun of randos in the front row like Bodhy said originally
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
No Carl Spackler, I want you to post them since you're the one queefing here.

And just LOL at you still in this thread running interference for your boy by trying to get under the skin of posters who made fun him.

Did you watch Barbie with him Carl?
Literally crowd roasting comedy is the current trend. You can find loads of comedians doing crowd work that surpass small dick Rickles. No need to post them because you'll dismiss them regardless of how you feel. It's like when Trump says something stupid, you sperge out about it even when you 100% know you're in the wrong to do it.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Literally crowd roasting comedyis the current trend. You can find loads of comedians doing crowd work that surpass small dick Rickles. No need to post them because you'll dismiss them regardless of how you feel. It's like when Trump says something stupid, you sperge out about it even when you 100% know you're in the wrong to do it.
But you were queefing about Rickles and Johnny Carson specifically, like it was 1972 all over again Carl.

So if you know of anybody else then post them up.

Also, how sad are you that Sillie left you to fight his battles for him? Or do you consider it your great honor, son?
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
But you were queefing about Rickles and Johnny Carson specifically, like it was 1972 all over again Carl.

So if you know of anybody else then post them up.

Also, how sad are you that Sillie left you to fight his battles for him? Or do you consider it your great honor, son?
You missed:
Originally Posted By z4v4
No need to post them because you'll dismiss them regardless of how you feel, son.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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Originally Posted By z4v4
You missed:
Correct.

I do still reserve the right to LMAO at you though, son.

Speaking of...
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Also, how sad are you that Sillie left you to fight his battles for him? Or do you consider it your great honor, son?
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
But you were queefing about Rickles and Johnny Carson specifically, like it was 1972 all over again Carl.

So if you know of anybody else then post them up.

Also, how sad are you that Sillie left you to fight his battles for him? Or do you consider it your great honor, son?
this maroon thinks today's comics are better than Rickles... is there no end to his lies?
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