Thank you for the advice. I will try to do that. I'll weigh myself tomorrow and rerun my macro calculator.

Here's what I had today.

OP has autism from too much time on this site

u should get 10 mins of direct sun at solar noon every day srs

will help a lot srs

basedHmm. I get sun every day when I bike to and from the gym. I only wear sunscreen on Saturdays because that's when I go earlier and the UV rays are intense.

Interesting idea. Just Googled it and I see what times it is for my city.

P.S.going to bed. Love all the advice and help. The misc is making me feel better about today's epic fail at the gym. I am seeing where I went wrong and I want to improve. Plus, these other tips are awesome. Will be implementing as many as I can.

this feels like the OP purchased an aged account to go on an elaborate trolling mission

^^^Lol it does but there’s nothing else going on here so I’ll play along

Op


Looks
- The good news is that you have a good frame and decent looks, the only thing holding you back from being a slayer is your terrible personality, which can be improved.

-Get a shorter less dorky hair cut. You need a fade.
-get better clothes. Go to ALLSAINTS and buy some stuff on sale. Everyone looks good in Allsaints

Therapy
-you might actually need therapy. There’s no such thing as “one month online trial” with therapy. Proper therapy takes finding the right therapist and sticking with them in person for years.
-The reason for therapy is to establish a safe relationship and trusting relationship and get used to that so you can carry that over into other aspects of your life. That can’t be done online or in one month


Texting/ approaching

Everything the misc is telling you is right

You are coming on way too strong and too desperate.

You are trying to treat women like an Analytical “Flow Chart”. You think you can figure them out through the process of elimination. Then use that like a step-by-step pattern to get what you want out of them. THAT IS NOT HOW WOMEN WORK. You are actually dehumanizing and demeaning them by doing this, and they can tell exactly what you are doing.

Your texts are way too long and way too formal.

The reason we keep asking if you have Asperger’s or autism is because it seems like you have no ability to put yourself in the girls position.

Imagine if you went to that tech Confrence and you gave some guy at a booth and your card and you only chatted with him for a minute. Then he texted you an entire 2-3 paragraphs about how wonderful it was to meet you and how he can tell your the best analyst in the whole Confrence, and he can tell what an amazing business man and person you are and that you guys should collaborate on a project.

Wouldn’t you think “man, I talked to this guy for 2 seconds. He doesn’t know anything about me” “I don’t want to work with him, it seems like there must be a catch, he’s up to something.”


That’s what you are doing to these girls. You’re showering them in unearned interest and praise and its coming off disingenuous. Because it is disingenuous.


You have to slow down and not have an agenda.

OP any updates?

I'd personally replace that Gatorade with a small healthy snack of protein/fat. It's basically just sugar.

drop the breakfast bar, cheerios, gatorade, popcorn and replace those carb sources with fruit or honey srs. making you look like chit eating that every day

Agreed. Drop the processed stuff entirely.

I know multiple women who hate being called exotic. Makes them feel fetishized.

this x 100, cannot be real tea

I think if you analyzed my old posts, you'd realize it's been me the entire time. I guess it may not help that I don't look 33 (I look a bit younger than that). I signed up on BB.com when I was a young teenager. I have an account with an '04 join date but haven't used it in over a decade.I laughed atterrible personality.

Thank you for the vote of confidence on my appearance.

I am going to get a haircut soon. When you say fade, do you mean something as short as this on the sides?


I can get new clothes soon. I will consider ALLSAINTS. Had never heard of it until now. I don't wear anything fancy to the gym, but it sounds like something good to wear in a non-gym setting.

Therapy IRL sounds interesting. I will look into it.

You're right. I was desperate at the conference a couple months ago and with myformercrush. I tried to move things along quickly and not beat around the bush, but I suppose that sort of stuff only works if you're Chadzilla. Yes, I would think a guy in that scenario is trying to be gay with me or is crazy. I've been trying to speed things along because I've been tired of being alone.On what specifically? I don't have any dates lined up, I'm not talking to any women, and the woman I had a crush on for months isn't interested in me.Yeah, it's 100% added sugar. Only reason I put it in my diet is because it helped me get the calories I need. Any ideas for snacks I can replace it with?Interesting. I will buy honey next time I get my groceries. I have bananas, apples, and oranges, although I can buy more for sure. If there are other carb sources you recommend, please let me know.Will try to do this with my next grocery haul later this week.I sent that woman a message on LinkedIn (she accepted my request there), Instagram (she never accepted my request), and the app for the conference. She never replied to me on any of them. I think it was over from the moment I approached her IRL.It's not Fanta Sea. Also, lol @ your username.

I'm surprised this cat jpg in lieu of "pls respond" has not become more of a misc meme

Haha, it's such an amazing photo. It definitely has that "pls respond" vibe to it. Honestly, how can they not laugh when they see that pic?

I just swiped right on an absolute stunner on Tinder. I looked her up by using a few keywords and found out that her and I are connected on LinkedIn and have been for years.

Here's what I sent her.

Your written word is almost like talking to chatGPT. Srs.

Yeah, I get the whole "troll-vibe" on here.

Interesting thread, but why I stopped responding.

To keep it real with you OP, you look very nerdy. Not trying to hate. You need to get a different haircut, as mentioned already. Yes, a fade similar to the one you posted would be better. DO NOT LET A FEMALE CUT IT. Also ditch the glasses if you can.

Looks are only apart of the problem though. Some sort of social sphere would help. Where you are around women other than on a dating app. Try not to put them on too much of a pedestal, and no more multiple paragraph texts pls. gl brah

This is the way I write. I'm not trolling at all.I suppose I look nerdy, yes. I will get the haircut very soon. Not let a female cut it? I can't get rid of the glasses. I don't like wearing contacts, and I believe I look better with glasses on.

Yep, a social life would help a lot. Currently, my only social activity happens at the gym. I will try my best to not come off so desperate. Yes, no more long texts when starting a chat. Thank you for wishing me luck.

Ever look in to lasik? its non invasive, very fast procedure with short recovery. best decision I ever made.

Fair 'nuff.

Do you have any hobbies that can transition into a social settings?

All I can see is

You look like you have a Lego combover, it legit looks like one solid piece

I haven't done much research on LASIK, but it scares me. I prefer the way I look with glasses on and they don't involve any procedure(s). I know Tiger Woods has had it done at least twice. He looks fine without glasses though.I'm a people person and pretty easy to talk to. The onlysocial hobbies I currently have are riding my mountain bike and exercising at the gym.

I am open to other activities. For example, when I was dating a woman last year her and I would go on walks downtown or try new restaurants. Last year I also went to a lake with a group of people I used to hang out with.

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You look like you have a Lego combover, it legit looks like one solid piece[/QUOTE]Hah, I see the resemblance. It sticks pretty well because I haven't washed my hair in a couple weeks. I just combed it after a shower before taking the pic. I think the fade will work better[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img].

Fellow MTBer!

Get with a group ride. Literally met dozens of new friends, and conversation flows because we can always fall back on our passion of riding, bikes, etc. It's honestly, good practice, confidence booster, and also MYB skills booster. Learn new lines, new techniques, etc.

Get with a group, srs.

See... this makes me think your trolling again. Who the F'K doesn't wash their hair in weeks?! I hate to say this, and I don't mean to be...MEAN, or offensive. .but who the f'k raised you, son?

I can understand not daily, as it can dry the scalp, but at least every other day.

Perfect, found this one nearby (srs). LMAO. I'll see if there is anything else. It sounds fun, I agree.

Last year I didn't take a shower for around 40 days (srs). It was crazy. I don't recommend it. It was a new PR though.

I never had a dad growing up. My mom hasn't had a real job. It wasn't ideal, but could have been worse. I'll wash my hair this week.

Set it up, get with the group. You'll be surprised how fun it is.

I'm sorry you didn't have a dad. I had my suspicions. I'm going to be you dad for right now, srs.

"Get the f'k off misc, and take a cotdayum shower right the f'k NOW! Wash that f'kn greaseball you call a head. Remember to use soap and a wash clothe!"

Srs, if you lived in AZ, I'd f'kn raise you right.

You also give away WAY too much information about yourself lol.

Less history and more mystery.

You can ask questions with girls. But ask them one at a time. You end up talking about 3 different things in one text and it’s to overwhelming.

This is what a text exchange should look like. One thought at a time.


Hey Jessica, it’s Jack from the gym from earlier

-hey what’s up

Just wanted to text you so you have my number

I think I’m gonna start this new workout I saw on Insta. Do u ever do one of those programs or just do your own thing?

- lol I’ve seen some stuff on Insta too by I mainly just do my own thing

That’s cool. Only thing I hate sbout our gym is that every time I start to get In the zone, someone’s on the next piece of equipment I need lol.

-ugghhh I hate that

Anyways. Idk if you’re around sometime this week but maybe we could grab a drink after work?







That’s how you text without looking desperate. Just have a normal conversation without any pressure and just talk about one thing at a time without having an agenda. Eventually just casually ask her out without it seeming like she owes you anything.

Obviously if the girl stopes answering you at any point, it’s basically over, that’s just how it is

I'm bout to get loved tenderly (no homo).

I can try it. I may have to rent a vehicle for it since I'm currentlysans car. I purposely wrote that to grind your gears.

Here's my reply, "Hey, FAKE DAD, WHERE YA BEEN? I'm going to wash my hair tonight after I get back from the gym. I don't have a wash cloth, but I do use a towel to dry myself."

Hehe, ty men.

Roger, Wilco. I am trying to mix things up, as you may have seen in my LinkedIn message from above. I am going to be an enigma to these lovely ladies.

What are your thoughts on this opener?