It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Don't forget the private chef.

He doesn't taste his own beer either....but HE IS a beer tasting expert.

When you look at z-1.34245's post from another angle, that he is a senile old man with nothing to do in life (hence his constant posting on here) who is bordering on the edge of full blown dementia and/or insanity?

All of this posts and the way he posts makes perfect sense.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Picture this: you just put 150 concentrated shots down range. You are brought a vegan smoothie and chill for ten minutes and then put another 150 concentrated shots down range. You'll say you think that's gay or whatever, but you'd like it.


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The gift of z-1.235454 just keeps on giving.

That statement may be the single most nerdy, gay, mentally deranged sentence I have ever seen anyone make. I didn't even know it was possible to put those words together like that.

Z-1.24545345........is this you from 20 years ago? It would put you around age 60 which sounds about right.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩

did we get an answer on this one yet?

or should we make up what a concentrated shot is?

knowing z4 it probably just means he actually aims - most of the time he just shoots from the hip

Fuking Carl Spackler.. Thinks it makes him sound impressive to say he pays somebody to clean his guns, AND his shooter's lingo is all wrong.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩

An exclusive gun club, where the employees clean the gun for you, after you're done shooting........

And when he's golfing at his "exclusive" members only club, the help will make him a vegan smoothie......

I hear it's so exclusive that they even do all the shooting FOR you!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩

The gift of z-1.235454 just keeps on giving.

That statement may be the single most nerdy, gay, mentally deranged sentence I have ever seen anyone make. I didn't even know it was possible to put those words together like that.

Z-1.24545345........is this you from 20 years ago? It would put you around age 60 which sounds about right.

A vegan shake at the gun range brought to you by your vegan chef while someone loads your gun for you

Living the life of a true red blooded American

Scubastevo :-What percentage of women have STDs? (serious) If I just wanted to go bareback with any girl that I could get with, what are my chances of ending up bed ridden with STDs?

Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩

"Concentrated shots" lol

You sound like an imbecil. Stop trying this hard. Youre wrong, get over it. Nobody cares, take the L and earn some respect.

Cleaning your gun the same way is the key to consistency. Look into it if you need further explanation.



I wouldn't know, they'd probably chuckle and tell me to call another range or something. Why would I want to decrease my accuracy by having someone else clean my firearms? Makes no sense if you care about hitting what youre aiming at.

Hey, if she doesnt give AF and just likes plinking rounds, that would actually be a viable reason.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

I was gonna say lol...

"Concentrated shots"... That's a new one on me.

Carl Spackler, just admit you have no idea WTF you're talking about already, son.

Lol. I knew you phaqgots would get bent over concentrated. The same cat cleans my gun every time. How's that for consistency, son?

Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩

He doesn't taste his own beer either....but HE IS a beer tasting expert.

When you look at z-1.34245's post from another angle, that he is a senile old man with nothing to do in life (hence his constant posting on here) who is bordering on the edge of full blown dementia and/or insanity?

All of this posts and the way he posts makes perfect sense.

Dude. You think my avi is a guy beating a female. You think Pelosi getting hit with a hammer in front of the police was gay foreplay. Time for you to see a psychiatrist and get on meds STAT, son.

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩

A vegan smoothie??? Talk about the life of luxury.........

And cleaning a gun takes a few minutes, it's actually relaxing.

Takes me about 20 minutes to clean. Find it to be mundane.

Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩

I am trying to envision what this crazy elitist gun club that he allegedly belongs to is like.

It's cool. They'll clean top-tier members' guns for free. I think they charge $100 for that service otherwise, but that's what you guys seem to be bent on. The private lanes, private lounge, lockers, firearm storage, etc., are the real perks, son.

Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩

I wonder if takes a cart or walks the course

I never use carts. You could use a nickel's worth, son.

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩

An exclusive gun club, where the employees clean the gun for you, after you're done shooting........

And when he's golfing at his "exclusive" members only club, the help will make him a vegan smoothie......

Yes, in the lounge you can kick back and eat some food, play some pool, have a meeting, etc., but they go and get my smoothies from a shop.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

I hear it's so exclusive that they even do all the shooting FOR you!

That can be arranged, I'm sure.

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩

I'm sorry that you're poor and have to clean your own firearm.......

When you learn to crush it, you have others do that kind of tedious work for you.

Why would you want to do mundane tasks yourself?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩

Interesting how there are numerous places that will clean your gun for a fee, and it usually takes a while, like where you won't get it back for like 2 weeks, because of so many appointments.

But not for the crusher, he somehow found a private, exclusive gun range, where only the wealthy, privileged members of society can shoot at, and will somehow clean your gun, right after you're done shooting........free of charge.


And a golf, country club, where the employees don't make his vegan smoothie, they instead travel off grounds to get it for him.......

They also probably travel off the club to get his impossible steak with vegetables, because after a day of crushing it, and not eating breakfast, he's famished.

LMAO!!

And notice how he tried to take a dig at me by saying I probably shoot in the backyard instead of an exclusive gun club like that? FML that would be a dream!!

Sorry Carl Spackler, but I'm just not seeing the downside to that at all lol.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By gwg77⏩

This is getting confusing now. I thought the vegan smoothies were from the gun club? They were brought to him after he took 150 concentrated shots.


But then I see how he responded to your post here:

A Crusher can get a vegan smoothie anywhere he damn well pleases, son! 72 rounds of speed golf at Augusta National before lunch, or 150 concentrated shots at the Playboy Mansion gun range!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By gwg77⏩

Asking someone to fetch a vegan smoothie has got to be the most homosexual thing ever.

Keep in mind the original subject matter of this discussion though.. Sillie not only watched the BARBIE movie, he started this thread to openly brag about it.

So is Carl Spackler more homo than that...? I don't know.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

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