Letting a dog sleep on your bed with them.


Letting a dog slurp all over their faces while calling it "cute" or "puppy kisses".

Petting the dog while eating finger foods. Letting dog lick cheeto dust off fingers while eating Cheetos

Have seen this and wanted to gag srs

Girls testing “K9+” for their pap smear

Agreed, that's nasty af.

Probably the same people who let dogs slobber all over their entire faces, including their lips.

Sometimes I have a hard time believing there isn't at least some degree of mental illness going on with people like that.

Never associate with women who swallow the dog pill.

Expressing their fur baby's anal glands

It's real, look it up

there is likely fecal matter spread all over the house of a dog owner. my big GSD pretty much can go wherever in my house and sleeps on my bed as well.

I don't care about the literal shyt though. In all likelihood it develops your immune system. I have not been sick in any form in at least 15 years. (other than food poisoning once cuz I was on a keto diet and din't prepare the meat right)

I'm pretty sure I haven't had a cold either in about 20 years. have some seasonal allergies which mimics cold but due to tree pollen....obvs no covid either. nothing bad though at all.


btw: if you ever go keto you HAVE to be especially careful how you prepare meat esp if you let it thaw at room temperature AND eat it rare to medium-rare.

Watching porn with your significant dogther.

Owning a dog and then bringing a child into your home - kids are disgusting, groce and germ ridden.

First I have a dog not a fur baby

Second out of everything being listed this is the only thing I do…. Because it stops the dog from having chit on its ass and bringing it in the house so I don’t have to live like andrepmeet. It makes perfect sense and you just do it when washing the dog and wash your hands.

Idk some people just like dogs with poop butts.

Also would never let dog lick face it chews on fukking dead rats and birds and poop.

Or sleep in bed, I get most of the ticks daily but no fukkin way boyos.

OP's mum won't let him have a dog...