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post 1687496713 07-31-2023, 12:45 AM
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Why does my female dog hump me?

Every night when I get into bed, she likes to hump me and I immediately stop it.

The disrespect is off the charts her trying to assert her dominance over me like this…

What dew?
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post 1687496863 07-31-2023, 12:51 AM
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iirc, it isn't necessarily about trying to assert dom or wanting to fk u. Dogs often do this when overexcited for some reason.

Try getting your dog more exercise and see if it helps.
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post 1687496893 07-31-2023, 12:52 AM
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She just wants to MOGG, let you know who the real boss is. Maybe she's just overstimulated.

Why don't you tell her to knock it off in a way that she understands?
post 1687525333 07-31-2023, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
She just wants to MOGG, let you know who the real boss is. Maybe she's just overstimulated.

Why don't you tell her to knock it off in a way that she understands?
This is more or less the reply I was fishing for - even though I admit I was being totally sarcastic.

I am that dogs alpha 100% lol
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post 1687525373 07-31-2023, 01:00 PM
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do you arch your back when she does it
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post 1687525903 07-31-2023, 01:10 PM
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Your doggo has been possessed by one of your exes.
post 1687526073 07-31-2023, 01:14 PM
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Let her hump your dink next time, that will teach her.
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post 1687526093 07-31-2023, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike
Every night when I get into bed, she likes to hump me and I immediately stop it.

The disrespect is off the charts her trying to assert her dominance over me like this…

What dew?
Because she recognizes you’re a little bitch just like her
post 1687526133 07-31-2023, 01:16 PM
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Your dog is a tranny sorry
post 1687526153 07-31-2023, 01:16 PM
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She is in heat for some beta trannymaxxing cuck
post 1687526283 07-31-2023, 01:19 PM
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post 1687529153 07-31-2023, 02:06 PM
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