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Thread: I haven't bot toilet paper in over a year

post 1687595483 08-01-2023, 03:08 PM
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I haven't bot toilet paper in over a year

Srs as cancer
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post 1687595743 08-01-2023, 03:13 PM
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Imagine the smellz
post 1687595973 08-01-2023, 03:18 PM
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u on dat curry time?
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post 1687596543 08-01-2023, 03:26 PM
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you on dat bidet time?
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post 1687596623 08-01-2023, 03:27 PM
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you on dat let you bf lick it clean time?
post 1687596853 08-01-2023, 03:33 PM
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Yeah i only douche aswell its so much cleaner feeling
post 1687596943 08-01-2023, 03:34 PM
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Bro. I was in Tokyo airport on Saturday morning. There are advanced bidets in the toilets there.


They even had adjustable angles and pressure settings. The first one aims around your buttcrack and the last one aims around your gooch.

At the highest pressure it can even scratch a blazing ass-hole itch. I sat on the toilet for twenty minutes in a state of complete ass-hole pleasure. And it was the cleanest ass-hole I ever had after a chit.

If I didn't have a connecting flight I would have stayed on the toilet for an hour.


The only caveat is that it has a female button that I pushed unknowingly. It sprayed a jet right onto my nutsack which startled me. I think its for chicks to douche out their pussies.


I am definitely installing one when I get home.
Back off, Warchild.

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post 1687597053 08-01-2023, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Bro. I was in Tokyo airport on Saturday morning. There are advanced bidets in the toilets there.


They even had adjustable angles and pressure settings. The first one aims around your buttcrack and the last one aims around your gooch.

At the highest pressure it can even scratch a blazing ass-hole itch. I sat on the toilet for twenty minutes in a state of complete ass-hole pleasure. And it was the cleanest ass-hole I ever had after a chit.

If I didn't have a connecting flight I would have stayed on the toilet for an hour.


I am definitely installing one when I get home.
Korea and some malls in Thailand have them lol

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post 1687597143 08-01-2023, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Bro. I was in Tokyo airport on Saturday morning. There are advanced bidets in the toilets there.


They even had adjustable angles and pressure settings. The first one aims around your buttcrack and the last one aims around your gooch.

At the highest pressure it can even scratch a blazing ass-hole itch. I sat on the toilet for twenty minutes in a state of complete ass-hole pleasure. And it was the cleanest ass-hole I ever had after a chit.

If I didn't have a connecting flight I would have stayed on the toilet for an hour.


The only caveat is that it has a female button that I pushed unknowingly. It sprayed a jet right onto my nutsack which startled me. I think its for chicks to douche out their pussies.


I am definitely installing one when I get home.
Should have known you'd be in a thread about shytting
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post 1687597853 08-01-2023, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
you on dat bidet time?
Take a chit and shower right after

Or I chit at work/gym
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post 1687597903 08-01-2023, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By miscbrah44⏩
Take a chit and shower right after

Or I chit at work/gym
Was going to say... before I retired, always chit on the clock crew. Rarely used my personal stash at home.
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post 1687598543 08-01-2023, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuksonrider⏩
Was going to say... before I retired, always chit on the clock crew. Rarely used my personal stash at home.
Haha I keep wet wipes for the sloots I never use em
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post 1687601253 08-01-2023, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuksonrider⏩
Was going to say... before I retired, always chit on the clock crew. Rarely used my personal stash at home.
Didn't people at work complain about the clock being covered in chit?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1687601323 08-01-2023, 04:42 PM
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take toilet paper from work crew
post 1687601503 08-01-2023, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Didn't people at work complain about the clock being covered in chit?
Not as bad as a bathroom covered in chit after a chit smearing incident
post 1687602223 08-01-2023, 04:58 PM
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I havent bought any since it was hard to get during covid.

Figured i would just find a work around which I did.

poop in toilet, hope in shower and wash up nice and clean.

The thought of wiping the old fashioned way is just odd to me now.
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post 1687602733 08-01-2023, 05:06 PM
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I bought a five year supply after the 2020 shortage



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