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Thread: ITT we badly describe our jobs and see if you can guess them

post 1688120323 08-10-2023, 12:27 PM
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ITT we badly describe our jobs and see if you can guess them

I spend half my time sat down watching numbers to make sure they match up. If they don’t match up or know numbers are away to move I press a button and I get more numbers. If the numbers are too far apart it’s absolute harambe and people can’t watch tv or porn.

Other half go round and look at chitty old cabinets to make sure are still there and not damaged. Then write when will use chitty cabinet and then switch to next one.
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1688120523 08-10-2023, 12:30 PM
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i hammer in a screw
drill in a nail
post 1688122883 08-10-2023, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By SteadySmokin⏩
i hammer in a screw
drill in a nail
Are you a carpenter or joiner?
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1688123043 08-10-2023, 01:15 PM
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My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the *******s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
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